And in retaliation...I'll bake a cake.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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Be nice to your children: They choose your nursing home.
of 51 votes, 24% like it
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I'll worry about Global Warming when the Penguins attack..
of 49 votes, 31% like it
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Bubble Wrap is necessary for my survival.
of 49 votes, 27% like it
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Don't look at this - you're ruining my chameleon abilities.
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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I was good at limbo before I had limbs.
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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Teddy Bear Picnic Ends in Mass Suicide.
of 47 votes, 21% like it
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Gotta run, my hampster is spontaneously combusting again.
of 47 votes, 21% like it
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My sea monkeys don't like you either.
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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My Thumb is a War Veteran.
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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Theory of Evolution: Explaining Atheist's existence since 1859.
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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I can't believe its not edible!
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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Sunscreen hates you too.
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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Well, the Butterfly Overlords sure beat Democracy.
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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I can't wait 'till Google owns the Government...
of 54 votes, 24% like it
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And to think YOU beat a million other sperm..
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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National Hopscotch Championships '89.
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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Step back! I know origami!
of 53 votes, 21% like it
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LOL: Lame Overused Language
of 63 votes, 27% like it
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BAM! And the dirt is GONE!!
of 63 votes, 6% like it
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I like your approach, now lets see your departure.
of 64 votes, 27% like it
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I think your gene pool needs cleaning.
of 63 votes, 13% like it
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Triangular sandwiches DO taste better then square ones!
of 64 votes, 19% like it
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What do sheep count when they cannot sleep?
of 64 votes, 17% like it
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Tetris gave me thumb cancer.
of 63 votes, 22% like it
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I survived a Proactiv Informerical.
of 62 votes, 15% like it
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Back seat kids cause accidents, back seat accidents cause kids
of 61 votes, 18% like it
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Starbucks hijacked my other shirts.
of 62 votes, 16% like it
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Study shows dads feel left out from parental insults.
of 62 votes, 13% like it
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Flies: God's Wrath in bite-size pieces
of 62 votes, 19% like it
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You know, Puns never were all that punny.
of 62 votes, 21% like it
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Bugs that hit windshields have paneful endings.
of 63 votes, 13% like it
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Global Warming just makes me even hotter than I already am..
of 64 votes, 23% like it
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Sloganers are artistically challenged.
of 64 votes, 16% like it
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Whoever said the Bible is the book of answers never used Google
of 64 votes, 33% like it
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Why yes, this shirt is pretentious!
of 63 votes, 14% like it
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Go ahead, read it, I'll just laugh at your squinty eyes...
of 63 votes, 13% like it
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