...and he says, "No, I don't really get inside jokes."
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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...and the cow says, "No, I don't get inside jokes."
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Ancient History is so old school
of 24 votes, 33% like it
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Are rhetorical questions necessary?
of 16 votes, 56% like it
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Captain Planet is sweating to death
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Caution: Handle with Care. Contents are Hot
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Classical music: too hot to Handel
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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Cn U stop TXTing 4 1 sec and just TALK to me?
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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Conjugate? I've never even KISSED a verb!
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Conversations look better in italics
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Everyone enjoys 3-D movies, except for cyclops
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Failure to wear shirt properly may result in injury
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Four pieces of bacon is a square meal
of 10 votes, 40% like it
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Four strips of bacon is a square meal
of 27 votes, 37% like it
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Guns don't kill people (if you pistol-whip them)
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Hey! Who left the universe on autopilot?
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Homicide is dead
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Humidity: this is why I'm hot.
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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I (brain) zombies,
I (stake) vampires
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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I (stake) boys who sparkle
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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I (stake) E.C.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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I can't tolerate any form of intolerance
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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I can't tolerate any kind of intolerance
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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I can't tolerate intolerance
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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I like eggs (they taste like chicken)
of 11 votes, 55% like it
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I think I'm me, but I'd better check my I.D. to be sure
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I want my poker face to be a Jack
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I wear wrinkled clothes, but only ironically
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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I'm a human Post-it note
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I'm pretty sure cows cry over spilled milk
of 37 votes, 32% like it
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I'm relative humidity; it isn't the heat so much as it is me
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I'm usually allergic to things that I don't want to do
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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In this economy, I'd give you $5 to not say "in this economy
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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In this economy, I'd pay you not to say "in this economy.&qu
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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In this economy, I'd pay you not to say "in this economy.&qu
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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Life is like a vaccum: when it doesn't suck, it's waiting to suck
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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Objects in this shirt may be AWESOMER than they appear
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Objects in this shirt may be larger than they appear
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Relax! When I wear this shirt, I'm a doctor
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Shorts in November? Thanks, global warming!
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Squirrels are only in it for your nuts
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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The best thing about trigonometry is all the pi
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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There's a fine line between cuddly and creepy
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Vampires suck (blood)
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Vegan zombies want your graaaaaiiins
of 28 votes, 39% like it
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Vegan zombies want your graaaaaiiins
of 25 votes, 40% like it
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Warning: Failure to wear shirt properly may result in injury
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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You can't spell perfectionist without perfect
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Zombies only love you for your brain
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Zombies shop 'till they drop...DEAD
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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