I absolutely love it when tea is the perfect drinking temperature. It's the simple things... you know?

What's your simple pleasure?

What's yours?

I lold.



Sorry to those who thought this blog would be interesting or sexual.

I wish I gave him a black eye.

Gah!

So I've had a mouse in my apartment for some time. I don't mind, he doesn't make a mess or leave poops (that I know of).

I think one of my neighbours poisoned him! He was still breathing, but didn't run away from me :( I brought him outside so he could die in the bushes, but now I'm strangely sad.

Post happy things, k?

RIP mousie.

This is the post that accompanied this voicemail:

"In all my years of studying douchebaggery, never have i encountered anything like this. It’s such pure and unadulterated douche that I wish I could bottle it and use just a drop of it at a time.

The back story on this is that a girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco (known for being a popular hang out for douches), and she talked to this guy named Dmitri for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said “give me a call.” The above is the messages he left. Listen to the whole thing, it just keeps getting better and better. I won’t even tell you my favorite parts because i don’t want to ruin anything. Just listen."

Holy crap guys, is it ever funny. Did this guy not realize she didn't call him back because he is a complete douche? I will also not repeat my favorite parts for fear of ruining it. Press play and learn how not to pick up women.


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I stumbled this "how Google looks to the colorblind" thing today, then could not help but think how much Christmas must suck for the colourblind. I mean, no red and green? All you see is that puke colour?

Christmas, the season of puke.

The title sums it up pretty good. Whoever designed/animated this site is... genius.

Clickity Click!

Gee, Dry goods... you're all about sweatshop-free labour, but have nothing against riping off the hard work of fine graphic artists? FOR SHAME!




Made in Canada? Ugh. I feel dirty.

Is ffffound broken? I haven't been able to see it for two days.