This is the post that accompanied this voicemail:

"In all my years of studying douchebaggery, never have i encountered anything like this. It’s such pure and unadulterated douche that I wish I could bottle it and use just a drop of it at a time.

The back story on this is that a girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco (known for being a popular hang out for douches), and she talked to this guy named Dmitri for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said “give me a call.” The above is the messages he left. Listen to the whole thing, it just keeps getting better and better. I won’t even tell you my favorite parts because i don’t want to ruin anything. Just listen."

Holy crap guys, is it ever funny. Did this guy not realize she didn't call him back because he is a complete douche? I will also not repeat my favorite parts for fear of ruining it. Press play and learn how not to pick up women.


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I stumbled this "how Google looks to the colorblind" thing today, then could not help but think how much Christmas must suck for the colourblind. I mean, no red and green? All you see is that puke colour?

Christmas, the season of puke.

The title sums it up pretty good. Whoever designed/animated this site is... genius.

Clickity Click!

Gee, Dry goods... you're all about sweatshop-free labour, but have nothing against riping off the hard work of fine graphic artists? FOR SHAME!




Made in Canada? Ugh. I feel dirty.

Is ffffound broken? I haven't been able to see it for two days.

Dang, I miss you guys. All of you and your .gif-fy Photoshop-py goodness. I've been so damn busy because I'm working really REALLY hard.

Want to help me out? Add me to your flickr. No, not MyPe4nut me, work me. Do it here. Doooooo it! My work photos don't suck, I swears.

When I was little, my sister an I liked (hated) to match. Also, our mom was wearing the same outfit, but she's the one taking the picture.

Today, I want to watch boys get nailed in the nuts.



Your turn!

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EDIT: This blog has been brought back to life, thanks to the boy who dumped me because he thought he "deserved more".

SRSLY!?!?!

You don't even have a job, you're 30 and you live with your parents. Damn, why was I dating this guy in the first place?

I should have kicked in the balls right then and there.

Ess Tee Peed, that is.

Did you get 'em?

Mmmmkay?

It would look smashing in my apartment.