Did you guys know that littlem = Little Mermaid?!

hahaha!

Oh, man. I'm not too sure what I have to say about the sparkling wonderland that is Melanie Griffith's home page.

Anyone else know of some so-bad-it's-good pages?

Have you ever found a brand new $20 bill in you pants/jacket pocket? Know what's BETTER than that? Finding a brand new box of Milk Duds in your purse. When you have had too much to drink. Holy shit, I forgot I had these. yummyumyumyum

I am the worst person ever. Details to follow... maybe.

So some kid on the street held out his cup and asked me for spare change today WHILE HE WAS ON THE PHONE! His freakin cellphone!?!?

WTF?

I mean, I really really don't. Not in the "oh, I might change my mind some day" kind of way, but seriously. No babies for Heather. Ever, if I can help it. Never.

What do you all think of this? Most people react very badly.

So I'm as eco-conscious as the next gal, and I never use a plastic bag unless I absolutely need to.

I went to a Fantasia Party last week and got all the stuff I bought in a giant plastic bag. I kept the huge bag (despite only having bought lotion and powder) because we were all going for a drink after and I wanted to leave my stuff behind at the hostess' condo. Today I went to pick my stuff up at her place, then I went grocery shopping right after.

I asked for no bag at the store. Big mistake.

I put all my groceries (a box of pasta, a carton of milk and two cans of hairspray, among other things) into the bag from the party. I did this forgetting that "Fantasia Party" and a big pink heart logo were plastered on the side of the bag. I must have looked like some crazy desperate single girl walking home with a giant bag full of dildos!

The suggestive shape of the hairspray bottles were not helping my case, either.

Stuff like this blows me away! Be sure to check out his blog to see "real life Homer" and watch the video of him creating the Jessica Rabbit piece. Woah.

Ohmygosh! I 90% for sure have a job at this store. Yessssssssss!

[edit] I got the call today that the job is mine. This is why I am intoxicated and having a fabulous time tonight! Drinks all around! (on me, if you were with me, but not. Because you are not.)

Pretty much just dry-heaving at this point, and my abs hurt from it.

So why the rest of you guys up so late on this fine Wednesday?