I got a psycho email from a girl who thinks I'm macking on her man. Although I have resisted forwarding it along to all my friends, I feel I need to air my dirty laundry somewhere. Enjoy:

(note the use of all-lower-case, constant overuse of ellipses and your/you're mix-ups. Loves it.)

your a stupid fat ass bitch... well seriously, you need to go on a no crab diet!.... look i dont know why you want my boyfriends dick so much but hes mine and he has been mine for over a year... he told me your fat and he cheated on you... well i shouldnt say cheat because you guys never went out.... but anyway... if you want him that bad tell me now cause you can have him.... i mean the dick is good i dont blame you for asking to hang out with him all the time but please sweetie! i can get so many guys and is so obvious you cant... and im sorry you cant but why do you want mine? get over him and yourself... your so stupid.
xoxo ♥ bye.