So tomorrow is a random new holiday that Ontario invented this year. It's called Family Day, so everyone will miss miss work tomorrow in celebration of being part of a family. I'm celebrating it by being drunk. Too bad for those of you who don't have a family, you get to celebrate loneliness and despair. Hopefully you are drunk too!
For those who don't get it: Ontario has fewer holidays than just about any other western "state" in the world. They decided the remedy would be to invent more holidays for no other reason than to have extra days off. Hooray for randomness!