I'm sew crafty, I made this shirt myself.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Sweet sunset. Thanks pollution.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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My carbon footprint is bigger than yours.
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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You'd be this way too if you had the same genes as me
of 48 votes, 23% like it
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Pop Rocks make me feel more alive.
of 50 votes, 32% like it
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I eat fish for the mercury
of 59 votes, 36% like it
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A baby dies everytime Jessica Simpson speaks.
of 61 votes, 26% like it
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The movie trailer guy narrates my life.
of 55 votes, 25% like it
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I laugh when I pee.
of 55 votes, 24% like it
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God is so clever
of 55 votes, 27% like it
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Someone must have pissed in your gene pool.
of 64 votes, 28% like it
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I only speak in iambic pentameter.
of 65 votes, 29% like it
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Without pollution, we wouldn't have such beautiful sunsets.
of 62 votes, 31% like it
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In Europe I smell just fine.
of 62 votes, 27% like it
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My moral standing is lying down.
of 63 votes, 30% like it
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If only dumb people died before they had kids.
of 62 votes, 21% like it
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Satan has tricked us all, just like the people who named Iceland
of 61 votes, 25% like it
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I evolved better than you.
of 63 votes, 24% like it
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Nintendo made me weally Wii-tarded.
of 60 votes, 27% like it
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I consume apathy and excrete laziness.
of 58 votes, 21% like it
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I fake ADHD for the Ritalin.
of 59 votes, 20% like it
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I just always assume people are laughing WITH me.
of 59 votes, 25% like it
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My genes made me do it.
of 60 votes, 37% like it
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Nintendo made me Wii-tarded.
of 60 votes, 28% like it
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I'm hitting the next person who says Pluto is not a planet.
of 58 votes, 26% like it
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