When did 'heart' become a verb?
of 55 votes, 22% like it
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Future parent. I'm scared too.
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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Future parent.
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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Pessimists are optimists; we look forward to being wrong.
of 55 votes, 20% like it
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chic repellant
of 56 votes, 5% like it
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I'm all grown up and still not an adult.
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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You're thinking of the wrong ProActive.
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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Two words: Thank you.
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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About Me: [see above]
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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When I was your age, socializing meant talking.
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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Explain Social web sites again.
of 56 votes, 5% like it
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Before Poke wars we had Pokemon.
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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You say tomatoe, I say potatoe.
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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It's not what you do; it's who.
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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It's not what you do; it's who you do.
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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Verb: It's not what you do; it's who.
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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Bring back the 90's!
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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Raised in the 90's
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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Myspace used to be the area you're in.
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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Before Youtube we watched the Tube.
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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90's were neat
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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90's Television raised me
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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Raised on the 90s.
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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Why is Nothing all I ever want to do?
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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By reading this you're preapproved to speak to me!
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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If you don't know me. Look up.
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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Does this shirt make me look young?
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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I could totally beat you in a race.
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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I'm not lazy. I don't believe in work.
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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Tired of me yet?
of 56 votes, 5% like it
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Swimming? I can do a key stroke.
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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Diets are for Self concious people.
of 56 votes, 5% like it
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I'm not on a diet. I just don't eat.
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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I'm on a diet.
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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I'm not on a diet.
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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This shirt helps me look good naked.
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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Hello, you must be literate.
of 56 votes, 23% like it
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This shirt helps you lose weight! [Not FDA approved]
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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Doctors agree: This shirt prevents skin disease.
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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This shirt prevents sunburn.
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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Addicted to Heroines.
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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Rock Bands putting Guitar Heroes to shame since 2007.
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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Forget Guitar Hero, I'm a Rock Band legend.
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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Join my Rock Band.
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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Rock Band groupie
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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I rock Rock Band
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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Rock Band Rockstar!
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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Future Rock Band Rockstar!
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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The person in front of you speaks in the 3rd person.
of 56 votes, 18% like it
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Dream because reality is overrated.
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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Sleeping is my favorite part of conciousness.
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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Is it awkward in here or is it just me?
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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Oxymoron: [noun] Elevator music.
of 56 votes, 5% like it
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What's Elevator music sound like? Awkward?
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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Silence sounds a lot like Elevator music.
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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grey area
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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I don't have issues, so go away.
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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K thanks
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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Whatever happened to manners?
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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Trendy for a Limited Time!
of 56 votes, 20% like it
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This shirt was supposed to end the fad.
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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95% refused to be part of this statistic.
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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Irony: [noun] Top stolen book, The Bible.
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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Most stolen book: The Bible.
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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How is the Bible the most stolen book?
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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Do you want your wallet back?
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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Bored? There's a drug for that.
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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There's a drug for that.
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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Does this make you feel sad? There's a drug for that.
of 56 votes, 25% like it
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Words are introverts.
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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Pictures are extroverts.
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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Pictures are extroverts. Words are introverts.
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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I keep torrents on the DL.
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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I'm addicted to torrents.
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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There it is.
of 56 votes, 20% like it
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I like you. See? There it is.
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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Welcome to my club.
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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Cynicism is a way of life. We're just ungrateful.
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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Cynicism: means I don't believe you
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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Back in the day cartoons were looney.
of 56 votes, 18% like it
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Where's the Disney Vault?
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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When I was your age video games were just that.
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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Can I go back to when the Reset button solved everything?
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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If sense makes of this. Read again.
of 55 votes, 18% like it
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End of story.
of 56 votes, 18% like it
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That's it.
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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There are only seven words on here.
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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Favorite Tee
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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Who cares if your car drives itself?
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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Who cares if your car drives itself? I took a test for that.
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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who cares if your car parks itself?
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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Great, since you're reading this: Can I have some gum?
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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I'm not a compulsive shopper. This shirt was on sale.
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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Unchanged since 2007
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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When I was your age, we drove cars.
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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I drive my own car.
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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When I was your age, you had to learn how to park.
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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This shirt is not sarcastic.
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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I love Pi!
of 55 votes, 18% like it
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If you like my shirt. You can have it.
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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Smiles aren't free.
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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This shirt is supposed to be funny.
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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This shirt is fresh out of the closet.
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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These words are superfluous.
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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This shirt is vintage. That means it's overpriced.
of 56 votes, 21% like it
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I don't want to sound Bombastic, but I just did.
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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Colloquial is an ironic word.
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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Level 10 Dragon Mage
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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I'm a carboholic.
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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Waterguns make weddings fun.
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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Waterguns make picnics fun.
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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My insults are brought to you by the letter F.
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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Smile. Be Happy. Scowl. Be Better.
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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Putting 'California' in front of a word doesn't make it better.
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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What's so special about California?
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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I'm honest. My tongue lies.
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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Fact: This is a lie.
of 55 votes, 20% like it
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Hair products? I use BED.
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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Don't turn this into a conversation piece.
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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Ask me about breathing.
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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Stop lol'ing! It's not funny!
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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Don't friend me.
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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This shirt is pointless.
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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I'm NOT ticklish. So, don't even think about it.
of 56 votes, 18% like it
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I follow Man Law.
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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No fair. I called 'Time Out'.
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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Freeze.
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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But I said 'Time Out'.
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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I think.
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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Sometimes I think.
of 58 votes, 19% like it
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Control+Z is my best friend.
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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Yes, I would like a cookie.
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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Ignoramus
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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I smell like Teen Spirit.
of 57 votes, 18% like it
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I'm addicted to the snooze button.
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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Prepare for an Awkward Turtle moment.
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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New Jersey: Your insults; our home.
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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My shirts define me.
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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This shirt is a noun.
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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I right puns.
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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Art is confusing.
of 55 votes, 18% like it
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Double Damnit.
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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Be my friend. Be my friend.
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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If you think about the game; you lose.
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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This shirt brought to you by the letter T.
of 55 votes, 20% like it
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I right no puns.
of 55 votes, 5% like it
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I drum therefore I rock.
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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I still salute my shorts.
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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[Blank] = Your face in 5 seconds
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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.sdrawkcab siht deaR
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Doesn't it feel good to read?
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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What happens when Vultures die?
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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