berrynoir
berrynoir aka Annie is a 26.45 year old girl, has been a member since October 14, 2007, has scored 9676 submissions, giving an average score of 1.62.
Those not evolved enough to comprehend Darwin almost disprove him
of 55 votes, 13% like it
Darwin: setting the bar by which we can measure idiocy.
of 56 votes, 16% like it
All plants are carnivorous, and we add nutrients.
of 54 votes, 4% like it
Just say no! to strangers with candy
of 55 votes, 5% like it
When you've failed at everything, try skydiving.
of 56 votes, 18% like it
I need a new roommate. All the others were found dead.
of 55 votes, 15% like it
Conserve space & combine cemetaries & golf courses.
of 54 votes, 13% like it
Karma is so predictable.
of 55 votes, 20% like it
Born Again Buddhist
of 55 votes, 15% like it
I don't "chat" - I converse.
of 55 votes, 16% like it
Intelligent design (but disappointing content).
of 55 votes, 22% like it
Open your mind (I promise your brain won't fall out)!
of 55 votes, 27% like it
I have a problem learning to say no to strangers with candy.
of 54 votes, 15% like it
Please ignore this t-shirt, I wrote it while I was on Ambien
of 54 votes, 9% like it
Bluetooth: Making it harder to tell who's crazy since 1994
of 55 votes, 31% like it
The Internet: a magical place where all men are taller
of 55 votes, 13% like it
Well qualified to make a mess
of 53 votes, 11% like it
Underneath this humble shirt there lies the soul of a cheapskate.
of 53 votes, 15% like it
What does your t-shirt mean?
of 53 votes, 11% like it
You can prove anything with logic. God.
of 55 votes, 13% like it
Placebo is a funny word. It makes me feel good.
of 53 votes, 26% like it
When I die, who's going to be the center of the universe?
of 53 votes, 13% like it
My parents don't understand my t-shirt.
of 52 votes, 25% like it
Baby, we go together like racism and ignorance.
of 52 votes, 27% like it
Don't keep an open mind, you might lose your brain!
of 53 votes, 11% like it
Are you afraid to open your mind because your brain will fall out
of 53 votes, 26% like it
Sense: not common enough
of 56 votes, 29% like it
Who said sense was common?
of 53 votes, 25% like it
You can read. I love that about you.
of 83 votes, 37% like it
I don't want to be nice to you, but I'm afraid of karma.
of 74 votes, 28% like it
Karma scares me. I don't want to be a dung beetle.
of 72 votes, 18% like it
If a picture's worth 1000 words, this shirt's worth .11 pictures.
of 72 votes, 29% like it
I'm not lying, it's just that my pants are very flammable.
of 75 votes, 33% like it
There is no God, but by all means keep killing each other.
of 71 votes, 23% like it
If a picture is worth 1000 words, this shirt is nearly worthless.
of 71 votes, 24% like it
I couldn't afford the shirts with pictures.
of 71 votes, 31% like it
I would mind my own business but yours is more interesting.
of 71 votes, 34% like it
i liked you better online
of 67 votes, 19% like it
You looked cuter on-line.
of 67 votes, 18% like it
Eating beef is wrong. I prefer veal.
of 69 votes, 20% like it
I like your :)
of 70 votes, 17% like it
Bipartisanship: I will hug your elephant if you will kiss my ass!
of 70 votes, 23% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
"It was a dark and horny night..."
of 56 votes, 16% like it
1.Food 2.Water 3.Shelter 4.Clothing 5.Valium
of 57 votes, 11% like it
Afraid to believe in Karma.
of 56 votes, 13% like it
Are you paying attention? There will be a test later.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
ask me about my bad attitude.
of 57 votes, 12% like it
Based on the bestselling novel.
of 40 votes, 8% like it
Classic Combos: wine & cheese, fish & chips, racism &
of 2 votes, 0% like it
Do you grasp the meaning behind this shirt?
of 34 votes, 3% like it
Don't feel bad, some of my best friends are idiots.
of 56 votes, 20% like it
God doesn't believe in me.
of 57 votes, 7% like it
gyre & gimble
of 36 votes, 6% like it
I blog, therefore I am.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
I don't feel superior. I AM superior.
of 56 votes, 18% like it
I don't want to be nice to you, but I'm afraid of bad karma.
of 64 votes, 14% like it
I love drama, I hate manufactured manipulation.
of 34 votes, 3% like it
I might sleep with you. I have low self-esteem.
of 57 votes, 19% like it
I'd Woot that!
of 57 votes, 11% like it
If a tree falls in the woods, do the other trees cry?
of 56 votes, 16% like it
If at first you don't succeed, try skydiving!
of 56 votes, 9% like it
If you stop talking now, I'll never be sure that I don't like you
of 56 votes, 14% like it
Just so you know, this is all going in my blog....
of 56 votes, 14% like it
Karma: Cosmic Recycling
of 65 votes, 18% like it
Polar Bears are cool by nature.
of 56 votes, 21% like it
Sense: They said it was common. They were wrong.
of 43 votes, 12% like it
sex begets babies. oral sex begets orgasms.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
Shirts with words speak for themselves.
of 57 votes, 18% like it
This shirt speaks for itself, so you have no need to speak to me.
of 56 votes, 14% like it
This was a book before it was a shirt.
of 57 votes, 16% like it
What's that on your t-shirt?
of 34 votes, 9% like it
Why buy the cow when milk costs $1.99?
of 40 votes, 10% like it
You would never get so lucky.
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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All about me
I don't know why Threadless has decided I was born in 1981.
www.myspace.com/berrynoir
Update: May 12, '08
Update: David Thorley
Threadspotting every Friday!
You know they'll love it!
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