Save water, share a shower.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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This is how I sued my boss for sexual harrasment
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Arg lassie, beware of the seamonster that lurks below.
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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Urine is thicker than blood.
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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Lions are resposible for 90% of killings by lions.
of 36 votes, 25% like it
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Time flies when you're ditching class.
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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I went to communist Russia and I only got this, it was mandatory.
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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Studies say that guys read shirts to look at girls' chests longer
of 47 votes, 23% like it
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Don't be a sob, get a job.
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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I'm with the elephant ->
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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Make love not babies.
of 41 votes, 22% like it
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No Pi ways around it.
of 44 votes, 7% like it
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Look before you leap frog.
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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Why would I know why the caged bird sings? I talk to HUMANS!
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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I can skip stones on birds.
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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Vive el taco!!!!
of 46 votes, 2% like it
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If you can read this, my girlfriend got off.
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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I don't even know what this shirt says.
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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Half man, half beast, half math class drop out.
of 41 votes, 20% like it
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Yes, I was born yesterday.
of 42 votes, 21% like it
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You know, I think I'll wear this shirt tomorrow.
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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The future is coming.
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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I <3 the Sopran
of 43 votes, 2% like it
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Texting: Making our generation just asking for carpal tunnel.
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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The few, the many, the people who can't count.
of 44 votes, 23% like it
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It's ok, not everyone can read.
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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Synonyms: getting smart people hit since the Stone Age.
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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I'm trying not to express myself today.
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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Anagrams are quite deceiving. I am loco.
of 54 votes, 6% like it
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Nagrmaas uskc.
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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I'm going to live forever, so far so good.
of 52 votes, 19% like it
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I'm colorful.
of 54 votes, 6% like it
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I am very creative.
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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I'm waiting for the right time to be spontaneous.
of 54 votes, 22% like it
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Shhh! I'm waiting for the right time to be spontaneous.
of 54 votes, 22% like it
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I can't talk now, I'm planning to be spontaneous tomorrow.
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
of 54 votes, 30% like it
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What's yours is mine and what's mine is mine.
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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Only idiots read the whole t-shirt.
of 53 votes, 21% like it
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I'm only fat because my grandmother is jewish.
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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Don't talk to me I'm from the future you'll fu*k up the universe.
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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What is there a stain on my shirt?
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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Is the cup a quarter empty, or a quarter full?
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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What? Is there a stain on my shirt?
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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Emos, changing the world one cut at a time.
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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Is the t-shirt a quarter empty or a quarter full?
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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Is the t-shirt a quarter empty or a quarter full.
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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Sunglasses: helping guys stare at girls since the early 1900's.
of 39 votes, 28% like it
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I'M sENDING YOU SUBLIMINAL MeSSAGES THROUGH THIS TExT.
of 39 votes, 23% like it
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I'm sending you subliminal messages.
of 39 votes, 23% like it
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motor boat
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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American pride, Canadian honour.
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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PEMDAS: the mathematicians' code of honor.
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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My life goal is to only tell lies.
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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tsom strihs-t era darh ot daer.
of 40 votes, 3% like it
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Most facts are not factual.
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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DIKFORE?
of 38 votes, 3% like it
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Punctuation IS overrated!
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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Repetition is so redundant.
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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Repetition is so annoying. Repetition is so annoying.
of 36 votes, 31% like it
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74.56% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
of 36 votes, 28% like it
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I know what you're thinking drunk, but I'm not officer.
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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It's only illegal if you get caught.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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It's only dope if you do something stupid.
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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It's only called dope if you do something stupid.
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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If my life was a movie, it would be directed by Quentin Tarantino
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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100% Funky Fresh or your money back.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Do not use if funky fresh seal has been broken.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Funky Fresh
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Threadless the designer dyslexic bradn.
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Redundance is so repetitive.
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Redundance is fun and gay.
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Do not stand within a 10 foot radius unless willing to dance.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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In case of fire: throw me in water.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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Threadless Designer Brand est.2000
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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If you want me, look at my t-shirt just to let me know.
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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If you want me, look at my t-shirt just to let me know.
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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Can you help me? I'm a used-car salesman and I lost my horns.
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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Punch me I'm a used-car salesman.
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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I have Phobiaphobia
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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Dollar Stores, more bullcrap for your money.
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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Hit me I think math is fun!
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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Perverts, making your day a little edgier since year 69.
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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Trekkies unite!
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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Cats making loners seem like losers since the apartment building.
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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Down with your pants!
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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I'm off the fo-schnitzel
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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Where I come from, we say "that's what he said".
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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O ya? Well, Santa's dead!
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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Hey you! Talk to me I just remebered a funny story.
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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I'm not fat, I'm just under-tall.
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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Merry Christmas, from the Jews.
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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Merry Christmas, from the Rabbinical Council of America.
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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Am I allowed to say "ass" on a T-shirt?
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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I'm bringin' sexy back (lemon law).
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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Just because I'm Asian doesn't mean I MEANT to poison your kids.
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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I don't assume, I assu.
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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thappy hanksgiving fother muckers.
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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thappy hanksgiving fother mucker.
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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You mess with the bull you get the crap.
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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If you can read this, you need to get your eyes checked.
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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Designer clothes, ripping you off as long as you can remember.
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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If you can read this, I won $200.
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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If found, please call 617-5309
of 46 votes, 2% like it
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Famous last words of Marcel Marceau, "
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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Famous last words of Marcel Marceau:
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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I put the "men" in "antidisestablishmentarianism
of 46 votes, 2% like it
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This T-shirt expresses my gratitude toward sweatshops.
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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Then young Mr Sanders faced his dilemma: the draft or fake it...
of 46 votes, 2% like it
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I put the "dis" in "antidisentablishmentarianism&q
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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I put the "men" in "antidisentablishmentarianism&q
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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I'm so sick at making tee-shirts.
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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I'm so sick at making slogans.
of 55 votes, 5% like it
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I prefer the wiinii to the regular wii
of 54 votes, 6% like it
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Make like global warming return later then you can REALLY kill me
of 54 votes, 4% like it
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Make like pollution be back later then you can REALLY kick my ass
of 54 votes, 6% like it
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Just Brew It.
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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Would you motorboat this?
of 54 votes, 4% like it
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Can't touch this (I have a forcefield).
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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This T is too cool for designs
of 53 votes, 6% like it
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I'm too cool for awesome designs
of 53 votes, 2% like it
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Too cool for arson
of 55 votes, 4% like it
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Too Cool
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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I have 95789586458467848597800045562456456567 friends on Myspace.
of 54 votes, 4% like it
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I have more friends on Myspace! I wish I knew them though...
of 54 votes, 6% like it
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I am a member of AU: Anarchists Unanimous.
of 55 votes, 2% like it
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How WAS milk discovered???
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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A bird in the the bush
of 54 votes, 2% like it
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Hello my name is Eden Aycock
of 55 votes, 4% like it
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Stop staring! Pervert.
of 54 votes, 4% like it
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Gay Baby
of 56 votes, 2% like it
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Aaaaaaaaaaaakward
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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And on his farm he had a turtle......
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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And on his farm he had a giraffe...........
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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And on his farm he had a giraffe e-i-e-i-o with a er.... um......
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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This shirt is almost as bad as hunting with Vice-president Cheney
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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To hell with oxen
of 54 votes, 6% like it
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Caution: this object is extremely hot.
of 55 votes, 20% like it
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This T-shirt almost as bad as hunting with Vice-president Cheney.
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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Why does everything have to be Christian oriented? Jesus Christ.
of 55 votes, 22% like it
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Damn! Invisable ink fails me again.
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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Damn! Invisible ink fails me again!
of 55 votes, 18% like it
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Damn! Invisable ink fails me again!
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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I'm half naked.
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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I'm a nudist
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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I'm a practicing nudist
of 55 votes, 4% like it
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Help me boycott T-shirts!
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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Got this at threadless.com unfortunately this is their best shirt
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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Thank$, how did you gue$$ I wanted a $tupid $hirt like thi$?
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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thank$, how did you gue$$ I wanted a $tupid $hirt?
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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phat
of 55 votes, 4% like it
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Respond at youfellforit@fake.com
of 55 votes, 4% like it
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yo face
of 55 votes, 4% like it
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HAHA! made you look
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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Read this! It's stupid yet funny
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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This is obnoxious and funny
of 55 votes, 5% like it
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That's so funny! Now shut up
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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If you're reading this I have permission to stare at your chest!
of 55 votes, 20% like it
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A bird in the hand is better than its crap on jacket
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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I'll go all Sopranos on your a
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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Got Moose Urine?
of 74 votes, 4% like it
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By reading this you have given me you and all of your possesions
of 74 votes, 8% like it
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Got Lactose Intolerance?
of 75 votes, 13% like it
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A procrastonator designed this tee sh.....
of 76 votes, 7% like it
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I put the "stud" in stuhdddee
of 73 votes, 5% like it
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What did one urine stream say to the other? I don't know either.
of 73 votes, 5% like it
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If you can't read this, go away I'm xenophobic.
of 73 votes, 11% like it
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