Profile for Bio-bot 9000 - I have Slogans. Artists wanted!

Bio-bot 9000 aka Sam is a 29.33 year old boy, has been a member since October 13, 2007, has scored 64,676 submissions, giving an average score of 3.05, helping 1,131 designs get printed.

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Nov 27 '08 by Bio-bot 9000
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I have Slogans. Artists wanted!

Hey artists!
Are you into typography? Do you like my slogans? Let me know, and I'm wide open to collaborating on the next generation of Type Tees! I have tons of slogans- some even good- and many sketches for composition/layout.

Here are some of my more popular slogans:

Curiosity Killed The Cat. Fascination Poked it With a Stick.

Narcissism happens to the best of us.

I'm only selfish if there's something in it for me.

Housewarming parties are hazardous to igloos.

I'm afraid of heights, widths, and other linear measurements.

On the quantum level we could both be wearing this shirt.

Decomposition: Let me break it down for you.

Who doesn't love a good rhetorical question?

I live in the past. The rent's cheaper there.

All my other slogans here.

My Type Tee Designs and Collaborations:

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Excorcists Bring Out the Worst in Me. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

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Yeah yeah yeah cool cool!

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Bio-bot 9000 on Nov 27 '08 at 11:43pm

Also, I am not too good with HTMLing. :)

Bio-bot 9000 on Nov 28 '08 at 1:00am

11:00 PST bump

midi-chlorinated on Nov 28 '08 at 2:54am

Awesome slogans here! Some of my favorites-

"There Is No "5 Second Rule" In Outer Space."

"There's a bit of a kid in everyone. Especially cannibals."

"'Sleeping with the Fishes' is not a bad thing if you're a fish."

"Modern Art: Honestly, It's Mostly Crap."

Anyone of those really needs to be printed.

Bio-bot 9000 on Nov 28 '08 at 1:36pm

Black Friday Bump! 50-70% off! Free Shipping!

jess4002 on Nov 30 '08 at 9:59am

vote vote vote!

Bio-bot 9000 on Dec 01 '08 at 4:26pm

New slogan! December 1st bump!

davidfromdallas on Dec 01 '08 at 4:34pm

dude. these are fantastic. "outer space" is pure genius. where have you been? and excuses for 365ing are like reruns of sucky sitcoms. they suck. yeah, take that.

davidfromdallas on Dec 01 '08 at 4:36pm

oh, wow. just saw "optimists and pessimists."

changed my life.

jess4002 on Dec 03 '08 at 11:59am

wednesday bump! also, yay, i'm now part of the gang! :)

courtney pie on Dec 04 '08 at 4:46pm

newt!

FRICKINAWESOME on Dec 04 '08 at 5:14pm

the "@" slogan is major ftw!

jess4002 on Dec 05 '08 at 5:57pm

friday bump!

FRICKINAWESOME on Dec 05 '08 at 5:58pm

SLOTH!

Bio-bot 9000 on Dec 05 '08 at 6:38pm

52 Challenge Bump!

courtney pie on Dec 05 '08 at 6:54pm

woot!

Bio-bot 9000 on Dec 05 '08 at 10:35pm

One more slogan for Friday night BUMP!

Bio-bot 9000 on Dec 05 '08 at 10:47pm

Oh wait, one more! Piscophiles be damned!

There are plenty of fish in the sea, but I'm not into fish sex.

Larlar on Dec 06 '08 at 12:25am

Best one yet!

jess4002 on Dec 06 '08 at 11:16am

haha, awesome!

Bio-bot 9000 on Dec 06 '08 at 1:32pm

Inflation hurts us all. Unless you make balloon animals.

dang, maybe i should switch back to 365....

FRICKINAWESOME on Dec 07 '08 at 1:18am

Two insanely insane slogans today man....i totally tried a fish in the sea slogan last week and got my ass handed to me with chunks taken out and used for sacrifice to the crappy slogan god as apeasment to release me from its curse.

krokun on Dec 07 '08 at 2:35pm

This is just great. More awesome slogans to make me feel inadequate. Jeez.

Bio-bot 9000 on Dec 07 '08 at 8:44pm

Thanks guys, and gals!

new one:

A barrel of monkeys isn't very fun for the monkeys.

davidfromdallas on Dec 07 '08 at 8:47pm

some great stuff, dude! love inflation.

Bio-bot 9000 on Dec 08 '08 at 12:59am

I'll only come to my senses if my invisible puma can come too.

Also, i'm actually, possibly, potentially, starting to think of (non-slogan) shirt designs. My pencils are sharpened but my brain is not right now.

krokun on Dec 08 '08 at 2:27am

Loving the puma slogan. Loving. Love. Marry.

Bio-bot 9000 on Dec 08 '08 at 12:57pm

1st STP happiness nump! i mean bump!

courtney pie on Dec 08 '08 at 1:13pm

voted

Bio-bot 9000 on Dec 08 '08 at 1:18pm

Thanks courtney!

Also, new one:

The pen is mightier than the sword, said a lot of stabbed poets.

I tried it with quotation marks but it got all funked up.

krokun on Dec 08 '08 at 2:00pm

Sometimes things getting funked up is a good thing. Like when music got funked up.

Bio-bot 9000 on Dec 08 '08 at 2:22pm

true dat.

Ninja Arteriosclerosis: The Silent Killer Killer

courtney pie on Dec 08 '08 at 2:34pm

voted!

Bio-bot 9000 on Dec 08 '08 at 2:37pm

String Theory: Kitten Tested, Physics Unproved.

this is what happens when my mondays are free.

Bio-bot 9000 on Dec 08 '08 at 3:08pm

I took a vow of honesty and I'm not giving it back!

Should I stop? I should stop.

Bio-bot 9000 on Dec 08 '08 at 3:25pm

I've been taking pills for kleptomania. I've also been taking CDs.

last one today I swear! or at least until i get back from school!

Bio-bot 9000 on Dec 09 '08 at 11:40am

Tuesday:

Who Doesn't Love Pizza? Terrorists, That's Who.

courtney pie on Dec 09 '08 at 12:13pm

voted and lol'd!

krokun on Dec 09 '08 at 1:09pm

*starts a slow clap*

FRICKINAWESOME on Dec 09 '08 at 1:23pm

Bio: love the "taking cds" and "stabbed poets" ones, but just wanted to let you know that "string theory" is a bit close to one of nintechno's slogans and the "silent killer killer" one is kinda close to my Hot Topic-printed "silent killer" one. Yeah, i was printed at Hot Topic, and I'd do it again!!! Hey, it ain't as lame as Spencer's aka the dregs of t-shirtery.

davidfromdallas on Dec 09 '08 at 1:25pm

I HEART KLEPTO.

FA - you were printed

davidfromdallas on Dec 09 '08 at 1:26pm

didnt get to finish...haha.

you were printed at hot topic?!

Bio-bot 9000 on Dec 09 '08 at 4:23pm

Thanks for the tip FA. It's in fact pretty hard to find out what has already been submitted, but I'm gonna keep my string theory one up, since the structure is totally different (it's based on the on the Kix cereal motto). What did your Hot Topic shirt say? Congrats on that.

Larlar on Dec 09 '08 at 10:25pm

String theory made me laugh like a retard. God, I'm such a sucker for geeky educationy awfulness.

Bio-bot 9000 on Dec 10 '08 at 1:35pm

Birds do it. Bees do it. But they also eat and sting each other.

courtney pie on Dec 10 '08 at 2:44pm

lmao! i snorted!

Bio-bot 9000 on Dec 10 '08 at 3:17pm

Laughter is not the best medicine for people mauled by hyenas.

Bio-bot 9000 on Dec 10 '08 at 3:23pm

or it's alternate: Laughter may not be the best medicine for people mauled by hyenas

Bio-bot 9000 on Dec 10 '08 at 5:02pm

On the topic of medicinal laughter:

Laughter is the best medicine. Sick kids are funny. We both win.

Bio-bot 9000 on Dec 10 '08 at 7:16pm

Cats Hate Quantum Physics.

[In UV ink]: Schr�dinger Hates Cats.

Bio-bot 9000 on Dec 10 '08 at 7:16pm

get it? :)

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