Bio-bot 9000
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  Feb 13 '08 by Bio-bot 9000        31 Comments        Watch this
Valentine's Special!


Caught in the act! Gorillas mate face to face.

Gorillas have been caught on camera for the first time performing face-to-face intercourse.

Humans and bonobos were the only primates thought to mate in this manner. And while researchers have observed wild gorillas engaged in such an act, it had never been photographed.

"Our current knowledge of wild western gorillas is very limited, and this report provides information on various aspects of their sexual behavior," said Thomas Breuer of the Max Planck Institute for Evolutionary Anthropology. "It is fascinating to see similarities between gorilla and human sexual behavior demonstrated by our observation."

The photographs were taken as part of a study conducted at Nouabale-Ndoki National Park in the Republic of Congo.

The female in the photograph, Leah, also made news in 2005 when she became the first of her kind spotted using tools. Researchers watched her use a stick to test the depth of a pool of water before wading into it.

"Understanding the behavior of our cousins the great apes sheds light on the evolution of behavioral traits in our own species and our ancestors," said Breuer, who led the study. "It is also interesting that this same adult female has been noted for innovative behaviors before."

Khol
Khol on Feb 13 '08 at 6:23pm
Aww!

I wrote a giant paper on the sexual habits of primates.
mooseinmyshoe
mooseinmyshoe on Feb 13 '08 at 6:24pm
"I'm into cool stuff. Animals, beer, and rocking out"


You're my hero if I ever did see one"
Steve The Great
Steve The Great on Feb 13 '08 at 6:24pm
lol @ anthro major
Bio-bot 9000
Bio-bot 9000 on Feb 13 '08 at 6:26pm
I have several books on or including animal sex. not sex with animals, but sex among animals. it's wild. the one on bonobos is almost x-rated.
Khol
Khol on Feb 13 '08 at 6:28pm
Oh man, I know what you mean. I felt so perverted reading/writing about the bonobos.

And Steve, I'm not an Anthro major anymore.
ryanwho
ryanwho on Feb 13 '08 at 6:31pm
Someone takes pictures of Gorilla sex for a living.
ianrose
ianrose on Feb 13 '08 at 6:32pm
I once went a lecture on the sexual habits of great apes, but every time the speaker said "great apes", his accent made it sound like he was saying "grape ape" and I almost had to leave because I would have to stifle a giggle, not from the pictures and descriptions of ape sex, but from the idea of grape ape sex. Apparently, no one else heard it, and I felt like a terribly immature person.
pinkelephants
pinkelephants on Feb 13 '08 at 6:32pm
According to my drunk friend Jack, they're not having sex. They're making love. Because the difference between having sex and making love is facing each other and using a rubber.
I don't think they're using a rubber though. But one out of two aint bad.
mooseinmyshoe
mooseinmyshoe on Feb 13 '08 at 6:35pm
Grape RAPE
Bio-bot 9000
Bio-bot 9000 on Feb 13 '08 at 6:37pm
boning is boning.

in fact, male bedbugs have completely forgone the traditional route of fertilization and now routinely impale* the female in the abdomen in a process called Traumatic Insemination.
*with their schlongs.
Khol
Khol on Feb 13 '08 at 6:38pm
Well, thank goodness I'm not a bedbug.
Puma7
Puma7 on Feb 13 '08 at 6:40pm
ROFL!!!
From Wikipedia: "Instead of inserting their genitalia into the female's reproductive tract as is typical in copulation, males instead pierce females with hypodermic genitalia and ejaculate into the body cavity. This form of mating is thought to have evolved as a way for males to overcome female mating resistance."
ianrose
ianrose on Feb 13 '08 at 6:41pm
Then there's the opposite example, from all over the insects, of species where males only exist inside of egg cases to inseminate future females and then die. There are certainly examples of it sucking to be either sex.
Steve The Great
Steve The Great on Feb 13 '08 at 6:42pm
OMG you made the jump?!?!


what are you now?
ianrose
ianrose on Feb 13 '08 at 6:42pm
Though, admittedly, a piercing wang to the solar plexus sucks just a little more.
ObnoxiousMute
ObnoxiousMute on Feb 13 '08 at 6:45pm
a piercing wang

i guess you could now add "harpoon" to the long list of slang terms used in place of "penis"
Puma7
Puma7 on Feb 13 '08 at 6:46pm
continuation of wikipedia article on bedbugs:

Remarkably, in the genus Afrocimex both males and females possess functional external paragenitalia, and males have been found with copulatory scars and the ejaculate of other males in their haemolymph. There is a widespread misbelief that males inseminated by other males will in turn pass the sperm of both themselves and their assailants onto females with whom they mate.[9] While it is true that males are known to mate with and inject sperm into other males, there is however no evidence to suggest that this sperm ever fertilizes females inseminated by the victims of such acts.[2]

Khol
Khol on Feb 13 '08 at 6:51pm
A "piercing wang" going into the abdomen to force sex upon the female bedbugs is so much more worse than having a short life span just for the sake of reproduction.

Steve, I'm now in Resource Econ., but I might still do a double major in Anthro.
Or I might dropout and go to pastry school.
mezo
   mezo on Feb 13 '08 at 6:53pm
Wait.

Humans are supposed to mate face-to-face?!
ianrose
ianrose on Feb 13 '08 at 6:53pm
Khol, like I said, I agree, but still, never seeing the outside world is a pretty bad fate for an entire sex of an entire species. They're like little veal calves, except they have to give it up before they get killed.
Steve The Great
Steve The Great on Feb 13 '08 at 6:55pm
mmm....veal
Khol
Khol on Feb 13 '08 at 6:58pm
I suppose so.

And the male praying mantises have it pretty bad as well.
ianrose
ianrose on Feb 13 '08 at 7:00pm
That's true. What's worse - a wang to the gut or getting your damned head bit off by your special lady?
farflung
   farflung on Feb 13 '08 at 7:00pm
Go Leah, you sexy trailblazer!
Bio-bot 9000
Bio-bot 9000 on Feb 13 '08 at 7:01pm
i guess that puts an end to my "don't worry, you can't get pregnant through abdominal sex" argument.
iPear
iPear on Feb 13 '08 at 7:02pm
Iv'e been told that I love sex.
Robsoul
   Robsoul on Feb 13 '08 at 7:02pm

is a song by oingo biongo
Puma7
Puma7 on Feb 13 '08 at 7:02pm
sexual cannibalism
Khol
Khol on Feb 13 '08 at 7:04pm
You know the female praying mantis is just protecting herself. She knows that she can't trust him once she gives it up, he's just gonna start getting distant and flirtatious with other gals.

She's gotta have some pride.
Bio-bot 9000
Bio-bot 9000 on Feb 13 '08 at 7:04pm
man, i would love it if my date turned into a pizza at 4 am or something.
ianrose
ianrose on Feb 13 '08 at 7:05pm
lol @ the concept of a male praying mantis becoming "distant"

As opposed to before, when he read her poetry and cuddled.
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