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Bio-bot 9000
aka Sam is a 25.28 year old boy, has been a member since October 13, 2007, has scored 10980 submissions, giving an average score of 2.85.
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I'm so cultured I make yogurt jealous.
of 50 votes, 34% like it
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People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw sexy parties.
of 58 votes, 22% like it
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People who live in glass houses should really consider moving.
of 58 votes, 19% like it
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Video Games are fun on so many levels.
of 69 votes, 45% like it
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Modern Art: Honestly, It's Mostly Crap.
of 81 votes, 36% like it
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I'm not down with anti-gravity.
of 69 votes, 28% like it
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Oh no! My inner thoughts are appearing on my shirt!
of 81 votes, 40% like it
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There Is No "5 Second Rule" In Outer Space.
of 69 votes, 39% like it
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What I lack in charm I make up for in shiny objects.
of 83 votes, 35% like it
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'Sleeping with the Fishes' is not a bad thing if you're a fish.
of 83 votes, 39% like it
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Heisenberg Was Just Afraid of Commitment
of 70 votes, 24% like it
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There Is No "5 Second Rule" in Space.
of 69 votes, 29% like it
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Afterschool Activity Club: We Put the Fun in Underfunded
of 75 votes, 31% like it
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Grammatically challenged blood donors are typo positive.
of 72 votes, 32% like it
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You can never find a national dance craze when you need one.
of 68 votes, 24% like it
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National Awareness Awareness Week
of 70 votes, 33% like it
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Pilgrims and Leprechauns Agree: Buckle Hats Rule
of 77 votes, 32% like it
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If it's hip to be square, consider me a cube.
of 81 votes, 33% like it
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There's a bit of a kid in everyone. Especially cannibals.
of 112 votes, 48% like it
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Astronauts are looking at you right now.
of 100 votes, 29% like it
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We need to have a serious talk about saber-toothed tigers.
of 108 votes, 39% like it
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I turn my action figures around before I change my clothes.
of 116 votes, 36% like it
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Optimists and Pessimists Agree: We Need a Refill
of 141 votes, 58% like it
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Here comes the future!
of 99 votes, 23% like it
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"Honorary Marsupial" [on breast-pocket or hoody pouch]
of 130 votes, 44% like it
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The Metric System: Inching Along Since 1668
of 124 votes, 27% like it
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I'm all for nature, but mosquitoes? come on.
of 119 votes, 37% like it
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Hipster scientists have tight genes.
of 129 votes, 41% like it
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Calculus Derives Me Wild!
of 129 votes, 43% like it
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Koalas would make good pets if they weren't quite so deadly.
of 106 votes, 23% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Ask Me About My Ego!
of 89 votes, 17% like it
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Australia: Number One in Koalaty
of 86 votes, 20% like it
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Enough with the human beings. I'm a human doing.
of 90 votes, 30% like it
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Give me something to do, I'm procrastinating!
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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How deep would the ocean be if there were no sponges in it?
of 103 votes, 24% like it
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I bet its hard for miners to get into bars.
of 97 votes, 16% like it
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I could really use 200 dollars right now.
of 52 votes, 21% like it
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I Eat Endangered Species.
of 103 votes, 27% like it
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I only like rap and country.
of 90 votes, 30% like it
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I'm invisible in the dark.
of 99 votes, 24% like it
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I'm not full of myself, I just take nibbles to tide me over.
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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I'm not full of myself,I just take little nibbles to tide me over
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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If I lived in a glass house, I'd be throwing all kinds of rocks!
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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If it's hip to be square, I'm a cube.
of 77 votes, 27% like it
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If seafood is brainfood, then why are fish so stupid?
of 55 votes, 24% like it
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If you think your boss is mean, wait 'til you get to level 12!
of 51 votes, 27% like it
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Invisibility: Hard to see if you're doing it right.
of 47 votes, 28% like it
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It's almost the future!
of 97 votes, 22% like it
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Mole vs. Vole: which is which again??
of 84 votes, 12% like it
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My power animal can beat up your power animal.
of 57 votes, 21% like it
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Robots! Ninjas! Math Joke! Dinosaurs!
of 100 votes, 18% like it
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Statistically, mean kids are average bullies.
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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Statistically, the average bully is a mean kid.
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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Today is the first day of the rest of your boring life.
of 98 votes, 17% like it
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Void Where Prohibited: Pee in the Street
of 96 votes, 14% like it
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Vote Optimus Prime for Automotive Reform
of 47 votes, 30% like it
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[on front] Adjective to See You! [on back] Verb You Later!
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/603853/Bio_bot_9000
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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
I'm into animals, beer, and rocking out.
this is my Official Slogan Club membership card. it's good for 20% off a large shake on Tuesdays, and a free cheeseburger and fries on my birthday.
parasitic_skies(at)hotmail(dot)com
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