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so contrived
so contrived aka aaronT is a 26.19 year old boy, has been a member since October 12, 2007, has scored 1795 submissions, giving an average score of 2.02.
  Aug 18 '08 by so contrived        23 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
Did anybody see the gnat plague sat? I am not crazy, from clark to ashland down north ave, there were billions upon billions of gnats. I had to take my shirt off and wrap it around my face! people in there cars didnt realize it but everybody riding there bikes and walking around including myself were swating, smacking and running from these bugs, and i want to know why there was nothing in the paper or on the news!!
I want answers!!
Also, i believe that something similar happened at a baseball game some few years ago and the game was cancelled or had to be postponed.
Anybody??

valorandvellum
   valorandvellum on Aug 18 '08 at 11:12am
It wasn't on the news because the government doesn't want anyone to know! :-o
Madshadow
Madshadow on Aug 18 '08 at 11:12am
Gnat Attack!
chelly
chelly on Aug 18 '08 at 11:19am
gnats, harmless yet irritating
although in a swarm that big i could see it causing a few bike wrecks
lunchboxbrain
lunchboxbrain on Aug 18 '08 at 11:20am
Craziness. There were thousands of gnats/little flies here in Rensselaer, NY last night. My wife and I walked our dogs and I immediately took a shower when we got home. It was insane.
Madshadow
Madshadow on Aug 18 '08 at 11:26am
I hate when gnats go in your eyes, then later you like, wipe your eyes and see little dead gnats on your little finger.

Kinda icky.
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Aug 18 '08 at 11:35am
There are gnats in our apartment even though we clean up after ourselves and all that.

I think there are dead bodies lining the walls.
so contrived
so contrived on Aug 18 '08 at 12:04pm
thanks for all the responses so far, but Lunchboxbrain seems to be the only one who knows what I'm talking about.
I really wasn't exaggerating when I said there were billions of gnats in the air last night; I could barely see. everyone around me was freaking out and running away. my chest was covered with gnats - it was disgusting. if you looked into the air, all you could see were gnats.

I think I just find it weird that some of my other friends in Chciago saw the exact same thing last night, but it's not on any news websites or in any newspapers today.

If anyone can find a link to a news story about it anywhere, please let me know.
truodie
truodie on Aug 18 '08 at 12:08pm
A-Ron, that did happen at a Cubs game a couple years back, and its been happening for years. I remember Steve Stone talking about it and why it occurs - there's actually a scientific reason. I'll try to look it up.
wullagaru
   wullagaru on Aug 18 '08 at 12:15pm
while I've never run into that many gnats I can see how that would be awful as even just a minor cloud of them is annoying enough
lunchboxbrain
lunchboxbrain on Aug 18 '08 at 12:19pm
they were all over cars, buildings, everywhere.

perhaps this is the return of the 9 plagues of Egypt. i have been seeing a lot of little frogs/toads around our area as well.
Madshadow
Madshadow on Aug 18 '08 at 12:29pm
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,787828,00.html

It happened in 1934 as well. I remember it happening around here a few years back. It was really weird. Not as bad as your description, but there were a lot of swarms of gnats hanging low to the ground.
phones
phones on Aug 18 '08 at 12:32pm
try and get pics next time!
phones
phones on Aug 18 '08 at 12:43pm
have you heard about Rasberry ants that have 'invaded' Texas?
phones
phones on Aug 18 '08 at 12:44pm
hanzabean
hanzabean on Aug 18 '08 at 12:54pm
Phones, that's so weird! I like how they are called "crazy," too.

Last fall there were gnat swarms around where I live... it wasn't as bad as what you said, but it was weird to see spheres of them sort of flying around aimlessly.
asfi235
asfi235 on Aug 18 '08 at 1:41pm
No gnats in Toronto, just a big mess of fruit flies, but only when fruit's about.
xiv
   xiv on Aug 18 '08 at 1:49pm
i hate gnats. here in fl, you walk outside just before sunset and you can see small swarms of them hovering over the lawn.

a few years ago, out on the beach where we have a rental unit, i remember everyone jumping out of the water and running all over the place because of a huge swarm of flying ants.... you could see a cloud of them invading the shoreline.


i hate bugs.
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Aug 18 '08 at 2:15pm
This all sounds very x-file-ish. Are you sure it just wasn't floating pieces of black ooze?
hanzabean
hanzabean on Aug 18 '08 at 2:45pm
Black oil! ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RobertSilver
RobertSilver on Aug 18 '08 at 2:48pm
that's pretty freaky deaky
chelly
chelly on Aug 18 '08 at 2:50pm
crazy raspberry ants! destroying the future, one county at a time.
so contrived
so contrived on Aug 18 '08 at 3:18pm
It wasn't black ooze, it was gnat's, they were all over my body!
Dick Cheney
Dick Cheney on Aug 18 '08 at 3:27pm
they were
TERRORISTS!

TERRORISTS!

BOO!
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