If I weren't wearing this shirt, you could see my NIPPLES.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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You Should.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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(on back of shirt) you should be looking at my butt.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Phones Don't Call People. People Call People.
of 21 votes, 38% like it
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you would talk to me if _______.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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nothing rhymes with slogan except, MORE COWBELL!
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Yes, I can do the can can, I can do the can can, I can do the...
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Im the "They" in "Thats What They Say."
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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bump my fist
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Today I love _______ .
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Old wise people never got their wisdom teeth pulled.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I love ______ today.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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If practice makes perfect, and no ones perfect, why practice?
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Crime doesn't pay. Good thing I have a job.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I just found out that gravy is not a beveridge.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I never have a fork when I'm asked to fork it over.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Excuse me while I eat some pie!
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Knocking on wood hurts your knuckles. Can we use styrofoam?
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Knock knock. who's there? You need to shave.
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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Would you love me if I looked like her?
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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I grew up in the circous.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Are You (picture of Sirius constelation)?
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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psycho ward outpatient.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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bacon. What makes the world go round.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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< you covet what you cannot have >
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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i can assure you, the tupperware party is going to be mad crunk.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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with great power comes... well, more power.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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i got into Julliard on a video game scholarship.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I like playing tag in the dark. (in glow ink) you're it!
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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anything is pocket sized if your butt is big enough.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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WARNING: what you are about to see is pure unfiltered personality
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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Vans: the creeps dream come true.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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I shave my thighs
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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Can the sundance kid really dance on the sun?
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Iron it like you stole it.
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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I ask for shirts, I get many. I ask for pants, I get only one. :(
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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I can keep secrets really well
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Check out my blog. 206shirtco.blogspot.com. :)
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Im often copied, but never duplicated.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Forget Remembering.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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when i was your age, we didn't have clever t shirts.
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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every fight is a food fight if youre a cannibal
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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music is to your ears as food is to your nose.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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i will not copy what i see on the simpsons.
i will not copy w..
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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if cars kept up with computers, theyd all be $5 and get 1000 mpg.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Comedy, its not a joke.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Humor, it's not a joke.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Excuse me, I have a wedgie to attend to.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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A guy walks into a bar, WHO CARES!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I'm an eggnogaholic.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I put the tender in bartender.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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I walk into a bar, bartender says, nice shirt.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I fought the lotto and the lotto won.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I lost the lottery!
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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I hope that was chocolate...
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Powdered milk is awesome.
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Word to your cool t shirt
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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DTJMMBLB? (do these jeans make my but look big?)
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Forget the guitar, I've got congas!
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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I wonder what bugs get reincarnated as.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Insert witty yearbook comment here.
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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I beat annorexia.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Once again, my moose-like reflexes saved the day.
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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I'm more like a nervous head on collision.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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The shin, gods invention for finding furniture in the dark.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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In with the old out with the new.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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(regular ink) if you can read this (glow) look for a flashlight.
of 21 votes, 38% like it
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caution, slow moving thoughts ahead.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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With great power comes great responsibility and peer pressure.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I LOVE:
(above a blank box)
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I won $3 in the lottery. Yay.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Your tax dollars payed for this shirt.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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for surprise ending, look on back.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Thank goodness for my moose-like reflexes.
of 24 votes, 38% like it
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Your bright, shining face is the only reason I wake up every day.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Be yourself and no one gets hurt...
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I over exaggerate about EVERYTHING.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Sugar, Spice, and MSG!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Actually, nothing is more fun than a pillow fight.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Horizontal stripes are for preps. And wizards.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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(in glow ink) I seem to have misplaced my nightvision goggles.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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No matter how old you get, you'll still get to wear cool shirts.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Music is like music to my ears.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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It's a knick knack paddywack, give the frog a loan!
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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right lane ends in 2008, begin to merge left.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Expert.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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A flying saucer landed and gave me this shirt.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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The toothfairy has cavities too, you know.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Welcome to my inner sanctem.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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meet me in my office.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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My annoying siblings are my alarm clock.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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I was a tool in my youth, but sensitivity training made me a man.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Do you think the locals will dis my fly shirt?
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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You liked the ballet?cause the symphony was off the hook.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Sometimes I wish I was still a player.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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This is so much better than rolling in your hoopty.
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Your steelo puts the tender in bartender, baby.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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you drive way too fast. I had to dime you out.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Word on the circuit is you've got beef with me.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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This new policy against stripes is wack.
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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What's up with all these tired gestural marks?(modern-like text)
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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You're straight losing your hair,dawg.
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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this wasn't part of the contract!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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In the future, tomorrow is yesterday.
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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When I was your age, we didn't have clever, interesting t shirts.
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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I'd rather fly (regular ink) than be invisible (glow ink)
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Cut Here (above a dotted line)
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Yo lil' dog, there's no one else daddy would rather roll with.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Mad props on the brain transplant doctor.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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I can assure you, the tupperware party will be mad crunk.
of 26 votes, 54% like it
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What's the DL on the high yielding stocks?
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I make my stuffing from scratch, you tool.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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When batteries die, do they go to heaven?
of 29 votes, 34% like it
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I have the cape, I make the whoosh noises!
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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I play video games in my head.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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As you can see I've been to the end of the rainbow (tyedye tee)
of 29 votes, 38% like it
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Most things break, but batteries die.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Comedy, it's not a joke.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Batteries are the only inanimate objects that actually die.
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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Deodorant: makeup for men.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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If love was an STD, I would have caught it by now.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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My fruitcake brings all the boys to the yard.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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Ive been to the end of the rainbow (Printed on tyedye shirt/text)
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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I would feel sorry for the fruitcake monster.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Look here for instant gratification.
of 22 votes, 41% like it
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While you were sleeping, ninjas ransacked your apartment.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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my house is MY HOUSE!
now stay out!
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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i used to have to walk to school downhill both ways. in the sun.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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came from mars to see if there was life on earth. it looks boring
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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when life gives you lemons, paint em gold!
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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dreams are our brains way of making fun of us.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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the doctor didnt even know what was wrong
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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someone in Compton loves me.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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thats the money you could be saving by buying threadless...
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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dreams are our brains way of bullying us.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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i don't ever remember my dreams, unless they're interesting
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Hello operator, i dont want a rhyme, i just want to be connected.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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when i was your age, we didn't have cool t shirts
of 18 votes, 44% like it
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i used up all my sick days so i called in dead.
of 17 votes, 41% like it
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sometimes i don't wait for a full moon...
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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and then they rode off into a fog of exhaust fumes and pollution.
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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that was sketchy.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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that vending machine stole my wallet.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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poems are nice, until they are conquered by the music industry.
of 23 votes, 35% like it
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whatever pops your popcorn
of 23 votes, 52% like it
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wh nds vwls nywys?
of 24 votes, 42% like it
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If you are what you eat, then we should all be cannibals.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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you just stepped on a crack. I wish your mother the best of luck.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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When approaching, keep to right.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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I actually liked my grandmas fruitcake.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Fourthmeal: the stoners brunch.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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knock knock, YOU NEED TO SHAVE.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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when life gives you lemons, you also get a 20% off juicer coupon.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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when life gives you lemons, proceed with caution.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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i leave the seat down
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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trapezoids, the ugly duckling in the shape family.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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sometimes i wish the sun was clap-activated.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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what came first, the shirt or the slogan?
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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cheerios are just little doughnut seeds!
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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if you can read this and you know it clap your hands!
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Things to do before I die: wake up ontime,pay rent,wrestle a bull
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Sorry about the hair, I just woke up from hibernation.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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Those who can't do, teach. Those who can't teach, teach gym.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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This is what werewolfs look like during the day.
of 22 votes, 50% like it
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What weighs more, a pound I feathers or a pound of rocks?
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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May I give you a nickname?
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Thumb wrestle?
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Would it change things if I told you I was Irish?
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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I found your ax.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Dude, what a drag.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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who needs 998 channels.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I get more HD than you.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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phonics changed my life
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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artificial flavoring
of 11 votes, 45% like it
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I wish my boyfriend loved me as much as his videogames.
of 10 votes, 50% like it
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All compliments now 50% off!
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Hold on to your toupee!
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Parent/Guardian signature
x____________
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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I used to think the boogeyman was real, until I killed him.
of 31 votes, 26% like it
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Need more speed.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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"Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home"
of 32 votes, 34% like it
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An island is land
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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I found your wallet
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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Monkeys eat bananas, cats eat mice, and spiders eat THEIR BABIES.
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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goodnight bowl of mush
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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ask me about my FREE WAFFLES.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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i take my secrets to pawn shops.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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carelessness, the achilles heel of careless people.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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i never knew i could awkward and uncomfortable at the same time.
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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"Real eyes realize real lies"
of 26 votes, 31% like it
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punching bags have feelings too, you know.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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the real question is, if its not butter then what the heck is it!
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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i think about thinking
of 25 votes, 32% like it
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Heart Surgeon
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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i can break a mental sweat too.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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its formal day at my office.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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ingredients on back
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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I don't care if my shampoo is animal tested. they get a bath.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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High fructose corn syrup, all the kids are doing it these days.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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No matter where you go, there you are"
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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I draw outside the lines
of 28 votes, 36% like it
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The world is my alarm clock
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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duck, duck, duck... moose!
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Trust me, this isn't the first time it's happened
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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I'd rather be doodling
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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I color outside the lines
of 34 votes, 32% like it
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oh my whats that on your shoulders?!
oh wait... its your face.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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my bike gets infinity miles to the gallon.
of 31 votes, 29% like it
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I'd rather be drawing monster trucks.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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i live life in the HOV lane.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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i wish i could just roll you up and put you in my pocket!
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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I don't care where you are. I miss you.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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writing poetry is fun, until it has to make sense.
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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I've walked the plank. it's not half bad.
of 28 votes, 32% like it
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happiness, the key to happiness.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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there really is no gray area when I say you're bothering me
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Ask me about my world records.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Meet me at platform 9 and 3/4.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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I'm just auditing
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Do not add water.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Contents on back.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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I'd rather bump fists.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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If I have to explain to you how to be patient one more time...
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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For crying out loud, if I have to explain patience one more time
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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i rose up, beat and drowned the influence. so i guess im above it
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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sometimes i race my mind, most of the time i lose.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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i have this same thing tattooed to myself under this shirt
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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sometimes my mind races, it usually loses.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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beer delivery guy
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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don't be afraid of my LITTLE FUZZY BUNNIES.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Food, its what's for dinner.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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i pay my imagination by the hour.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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if i have to answer one more text message...
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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its a knick knack paddywack give the frog a loan!
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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i migrate during the winter.
of 13 votes, 38% like it
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lets move in
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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sorry im all out of high fives for today.
of 15 votes, 40% like it
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what?! i thought YOU were driving the getaway car!
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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corduroys changed my life.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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if anyone asks, you were my accomplice
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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lets kill two seagulls with one french fry.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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it was the wind, i swear.
of 17 votes, 41% like it
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horizontal stripes make you look fat
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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lethargic lions leap lazily over lumps of lemons
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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space, its bigger than you.
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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im on the popes good side
of 11 votes, 36% like it
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what would John Lenon do?
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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no, i am not chuck norris.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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I try to be unique by wearing interesting t shirts.
of 13 votes, 38% like it
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Hey man, whatever pops your popcorn.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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When I was your age, I was actually afraid of scary movies.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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dropped your pocket.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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your sock is untied.
of 23 votes, 39% like it
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well say it aint so, jimmy really did crack the corn.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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bulshevick!
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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your socks untied.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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there are two types of pie, only one is sliceable.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and get over it.
of 22 votes, 36% like it
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as a child i enjoyed pointing out the unapt grammar in my comics
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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(in glow ink)
well at least you know I'm wearing a shirt.
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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i can feel your eyes staring deep into my soul.
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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i shower on a regular basis
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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(in glow ink)
well, this sucks.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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streaming flows of irrational cognitive thoughts make sentences
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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I'm afraid of what might happen if i drive 88 miles per hour...
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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you know what they say about big feet.... big socks!
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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on the bright side, my parents saved 25 cents.
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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(on name tag)
Juan Nightstand
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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i was the smart kid you cheated off of in chemistry class.
of 30 votes, 37% like it
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i went to state
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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my tidy senses are tinging, go clean that up!
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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the possibilities are only endless in outer space.
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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if i had a dime for every time i got a compliment on this shirt..
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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(in glow ink) (front) Marco! (back) Polo!
of 31 votes, 23% like it
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blue is the new beige
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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I killed the mockingbird. It was really annoying.
of 29 votes, 31% like it
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my time machine malfunctioned
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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silence is acceptance.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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to make things clear, if I HAD super powers I wouldnt be here now
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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i'm a spellchecker
of 30 votes, 23% like it
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some assembly required. dont buy shirts from ikea.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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can you help me with my math homework?
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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i have a wand and im not afraid to use it
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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i am the real napster
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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i like to be anonymous, but first, let me introduce myself.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Your boss says hi.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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I read a book today.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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(in glow ink)
someone look for a flashlight.
of 16 votes, 50% like it
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I like to chase laser pointers.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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I can hear dog whistles.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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i'm half velociraptor
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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I sortof always seem to be somewhat kind of confusing.Sometimes
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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There's your sign
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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The grass isnt greener on the other side, they just don't care.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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one who jumps too early may get the pie but not the crust
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Together we can use our minds to take over the world.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Its hardto not be a sore loser when you just got your ass kicked
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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I plan surprise parties for myself.
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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the Precambrian age is over. Buy a hybrid.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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ill just reject your reality and substitute my own
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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I think well have to argee to disagree
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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youre the peanutbutter in my chocolate
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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Don't hate, refuse to take intrest.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Hey I never got your number!
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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I scorn supercillious slithering serpents.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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When do I meet the parents?
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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My foreign relations experience is good.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Get down with yo bad self!
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I'm a punk rocker.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Morphias?
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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i cant see my toes
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Lawn dart expert
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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My guinea pig will make your hamster tap out.
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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sources say.. No wait, maybe if I shake again ill get what I want
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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Let's save this later for yoga class. I get too stressed out.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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My sources say... when cafish are actually related to cats.
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Let's save this for later at AA.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Here comes the sun! And deadly UV rays!
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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bubble gum > mouthwash > brush teeth
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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My koala could beat your ferret in a cage fight.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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anti-conforming is fun!
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 7,8,9.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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I can't beleive it's not butter
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Polaroid cameras are back in style
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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My bike couldn't even pass the emissions test
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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I wet my pants when I laugh
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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You want some cheese with that wine?
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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I should probably wear my underwear tomorrow
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Photography should be a sport
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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I told davinci what to write
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Maturity rules
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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Need money for rent
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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The more I think about it, the less i understand.
of 28 votes, 32% like it
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More toast!
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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My car runs on old SUV's
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Side affects may include: constipation, bleeding, or death
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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I do not condone do-it-yourself surgery.
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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my collective concience is the reason I get up in the morning
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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When I say I like your eyes, I really mean, can I have a dollar?
of 28 votes, 32% like it
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Before color TV, did people see in black and white?
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Love is not blind, it is visually impaired
of 30 votes, 27% like it
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I think you think we know were cooler than them
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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The results are in... Vader, you are the father!
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Vacancy. Rooms available.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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My brain dislikes your cognitive reasoning
of 31 votes, 29% like it
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Let's go pull a prank
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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This shirt will self destruct in 3, 2, 1...
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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As I ponder weak and weary, I figure I must be drunk.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Distribute the wealth
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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You can't spell beautiful without Beau.
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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Antidisistablishmentarianism
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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My organic wheat free bread beats your fast food
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Psycho ward outpatient
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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The guy from the mortuary says hi
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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The key to good work ethic is knowing how to boss people around
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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You just wasted 3 seconds of your life reading this
of 31 votes, 26% like it
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Mother teresa is a G
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Drop the pants and put your hands behind your head!
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Fortune 500 ain't got nothin on my SMALL SHIRT COMPANY
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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I'd rather catch mommy kissing santa claus
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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My teriyaki shop got shut down for unknown meat sources
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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My hamster could beat your hedgehog in a cagefight.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
you need to shave.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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What if everything was easier?
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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You are loved
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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yield to my intellegence
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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If you give a mouse a cookie, he'll eat the cookie!
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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yield to my intellecence
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Russia beat NASA
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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could God himself toast a bagel so hot that he could not eat it?
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Do you hear that? No? Neither do I. Let's keep it that way.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I enjoy long walks on the beach an the occasional grizzly maul
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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enjoy long walks on the beach and an occasional slap in the face
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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d15gU5t1NG!
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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money can buy you alot of things but it cant buy you FREE WAFFLES
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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spontaneity is the key to success
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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wind, water, fire, earth, and petroleum based plastic products
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Don't mistake my confidence for stupidity
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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One mans trash is another mans 1971 ford pinto.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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type tees are my true calling
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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hey there chlamydia what's it like in new york city...
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Prague, Czech it out.
of 27 votes, 30% like it
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on the contrary, i agree.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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Tupac is not dead
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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new years resolution: win a slogan on threadless
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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hey look a nickel!
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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add a bed
subtract the clothes
divide the legs
and multiply!
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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667... worse than evil
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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it takes 5 gallons of water to make one water bottle
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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hey look a quarter!
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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pineapple express sucked
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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i attend large agoraphobics anonymous seminars
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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i spend all my time submitting slogans and they never get chosen
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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WAGONS!
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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you are what you decide to be
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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