The internet shields me from getting my ass kicked.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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The internet gives me magical powers
to say what I really mean.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Georgia: the only place that's a state AND a country
of 64 votes, 13% like it
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illegal aliens: going above and beyond for what's beneath you
of 65 votes, 15% like it
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The terrorists hate it when you read, watch t.v instead
of 64 votes, 8% like it
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America is Made in China
of 64 votes, 27% like it
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le slogan est en français si ceci doit coûter cher
of 64 votes, 9% like it
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reincarnation: because once is never enough
of 64 votes, 28% like it
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...but it seemed like a good idea at the time...
of 63 votes, 14% like it
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I was going for the "I -don't- give- a- sh!t- look"
of 63 votes, 16% like it
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Besides a kick, what are you really getting out of it?
of 63 votes, 16% like it
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one year I got box of fig newtons and a toothbrush for Halloween
of 60 votes, 12% like it
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models have the sexiest rib cages
of 59 votes, 22% like it
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natural > silicone
of 59 votes, 14% like it
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I think you're confused; silicone makes you look LESS attractive
of 59 votes, 20% like it
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I'm so hungry , I could eat a vegan.
of 59 votes, 24% like it
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my trip to the clinic was a positive one :D
of 59 votes, 14% like it
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I'm not lazy. I (verb) all kinds of stuff!
of 59 votes, 14% like it
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In my day we played with pogs
of 59 votes, 19% like it
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masochistic because it hurts so good
of 58 votes, 14% like it
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This shirt is brought is to you by threadless.com and the # 4
of 59 votes, 14% like it
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I just thought of it, so it must be a good idea!
of 59 votes, 10% like it
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DSL IS LSD BACKWARDS
of 58 votes, 14% like it
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We had the same slogan, I just hit submit faster.
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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real women don't look like tall 12 year old boys
of 54 votes, 28% like it
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The best drug dealers write prescriptions
of 54 votes, 20% like it
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Major causes of death of the 1970's: Nixon, Ford Pinto,and Disco
of 54 votes, 19% like it
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Japan: Land of Tomorrow
of 54 votes, 19% like it
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...it's like french kissing someone with a cold sore nasty...
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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too busy to vote, yet all the time in the world to complain
of 53 votes, 30% like it
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beta is vintage, your t-shirt isn't
of 54 votes, 20% like it
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Be nice to people, you may need their organs one day.
of 54 votes, 39% like it
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iiF yOU'Re tyPiiNg LiikE ThIIS & YoU're OvEr 14 ShAMe oN u
of 53 votes, 26% like it
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Global Warming: allowing the ice cream man to get work in October
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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too busy to vote, I had to respond to friend requests
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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Vote or don't , it's not like it has a major impact on things
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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you're never too old to know better
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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Vote: cereal for dinner
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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Vote: Lasanga for breakfast
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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psychiatrists are just drug dealers with pHds
of 54 votes, 28% like it
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this shirt was not endorsed by celebrities
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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Pluto: the first in the gang to die
of 54 votes, 26% like it
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when life gives you lemons use 10% of its juice, hfcs and H2O
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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Catholics do it like God's not watching
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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You're Welcome... A$$hole
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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Ann Coulter just needs a hug.
of 54 votes, 6% like it
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MORE OXYCONTIN PLEASE!
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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necromancers > necrophiliacs
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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Be Different, SAY YES!
of 54 votes, 6% like it
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Nothing to see people just a 70% water, carbon based human being.
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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Love: will tear us apart and then hide our bodies
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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mad cheddar+ lots of dough= grilled cheese sanwhiches for all!
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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STEAL THIS SHIRT (you'll save $15)
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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"drink your school , stay in drugs, and don't do milk"
of 49 votes, 24% like it
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Nothing brings out ingnorance like message boards
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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Meth=Crack for middle America
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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Who do you report the authorities to?
of 50 votes, 20% like it
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bi : too straight to be gay, too gay to be straight
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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I tried that once...never again
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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