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rossmat8
rossmat8 aka Ross Matlock is a 24.1 year old boy, has been a member since October 4, 2007, has scored 20,178 submissions, giving an average score of 2.12, helping 325 designs get printed.
If I lose my life please put another quarter in me
of 41 votes, 29% like it
I'm not even a household name in my own house
of 60 votes, 15% like it
The value of a picture has been reduced to 140 characters
of 63 votes, 27% like it
Growing up is the biggest mistake I've ever made
of 59 votes, 29% like it
When in doubt start a chant for the smallest guy on the team
of 45 votes, 20% like it
The guy behind me has no idea what this says
of 47 votes, 40% like it
When in doubt BE AWESOME
of 46 votes, 35% like it
After extensive research I've found procrastinating is more fun
of 60 votes, 35% like it
Failure: the real key to success
of 48 votes, 31% like it
Like I told you yesterday, I'll have it done by tomorrow
of 64 votes, 47% like it
I believe in perpendicular universes
of 66 votes, 45% like it
The smarter the phone, the dumber the operator
of 65 votes, 45% like it
No kid ever said "when I grow up I want to work in a cubicle
of 68 votes, 46% like it
I know where I'm going, I just don't know where I am.
of 50 votes, 58% like it
Wings!
of 69 votes, 9% like it
I wish I was as funny as you think you are
of 62 votes, 35% like it
Sleeping is my favorite way to get through the morning
of 75 votes, 37% like it
X marks the spot where I stopped understanding math
of 72 votes, 44% like it
?: The official ending time of all great parties
of 60 votes, 28% like it
I believe in hypnosis and so do you
of 80 votes, 40% like it
Roman Numerals confuse IX out of X people, I'm not I of them
of 77 votes, 39% like it
Ambidextrous people are right half of the time
of 64 votes, 45% like it
Usually my shirts are awesome but today is laundry day
of 78 votes, 41% like it
People who use too many emoticons make me :(
of 62 votes, 44% like it
When zombies attack I play brain dead
of 71 votes, 52% like it
I'm no psychic but I think I'm about to do something awesome
of 78 votes, 31% like it
Sorry I'm late. I was up all night making excuses.
of 82 votes, 59% like it
If boredom isn't a disease why is yawning contagious?
of 74 votes, 38% like it
Growing up is not part of my 5 year plan.
of 87 votes, 39% like it
One day I'm going to be famous. I hope it's a Saturday
of 72 votes, 49% like it
I'll stop using cliches when pigs fly
of 82 votes, 43% like it
Growing up was the biggest mistake I've ever made
of 77 votes, 55% like it
Life is like a rollercoaster: biased against short people
of 81 votes, 40% like it
I remember when making friends required more than a mouse click
of 77 votes, 38% like it
Roman numerals confuse X out of IX people
of 82 votes, 61% like it
I'm not sure how I feel about neutrality
of 82 votes, 50% like it
Don't mind me I'm just here to create a diversion
of 78 votes, 59% like it
I'm not good at making excuses, but I would be if I had more time
of 75 votes, 49% like it
Of all the people that have read this, you're the most recent
of 88 votes, 44% like it
Pay attention I'm about to do something epic
of 69 votes, 55% like it
Every day is a chance to change the world, or at least your shirt
of 66 votes, 45% like it
I'll stop procrastinating if it's the last thing I do
of 81 votes, 51% like it
Running the last ten meters in slow motion cost me the gold
of 103 votes, 43% like it
When push comes to shove you're using a thesaurus
of 46 votes, 50% like it
Coming up with a new analogy is harder than ...
of 48 votes, 60% like it
Today is my lucky day, if not I'll wear this shirt again tomorrow
of 63 votes, 57% like it
Could someone please tell me what oblivious means
of 61 votes, 64% like it
If you could hear the music in my head you'd be dancing too
of 85 votes, 72% like it
Words are worth .001 pictures.
of 94 votes, 67% like it
I forget why I'm here but I'm sure it was to do something awesome
of 85 votes, 61% like it
aardvark: the extra a is for awesome
of 137 votes, 74% like it
Going green is much more dangerous if you're a scientist
of 4 votes, 50% like it
Potter hairy wizard's sleeve makes handy use of hiding hairballs
of 5 votes, 40% like it
Libraries are the number one place where shh happens
of 312 votes, 68% like it
running the last 10 meters in slow motion cost me the gold
of 342 votes, 74% like it
Supervision isn't nearly as cool as it sounds
of 376 votes, 75% like it
slow clap starter
of 279 votes, 53% like it
Roman numerals confuse IX out of X people I'm not I of them
of 274 votes, 58% like it
I "occasionally" use air quotes
of 337 votes, 73% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Blink twice if I'm being followed by a ninja
of 42 votes, 55% like it
Caps lock: when you're too tired to give a shift
of 42 votes, 48% like it
Fighting fire with fire is only effective as a metaphor
of 57 votes, 40% like it

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skaw on Mar 23 '10 at 5:25pm
oh love that idea rossmat8

Rolf hit the nail on the head with my celebrity comparison especially since I have gone days without saying a word.
"Ross is probably part Kevin Smith and Shawn William Scott because he's a goofy mofo, but he also likes being a creative leader"

emoisforposers on Apr 13 '10 at 12:00pm
rossmat for president.

pineapple poem by jaywalkergraphics

A yellowish juice in a pillarish glass
For a fellowish brute and a hello-ish lass
The stellarish youth made a tell-her-ish pass
In a pillowish booth made of mellowish glass

Deliciously tart, and maliciously smart
They did viciously part with a start.

Ratkiss drew this picture containing my high school and college mascots

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