I've taken numerous FINAL exams.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Even the wisest of men like chasing bright shiny things
of 37 votes, 62% like it
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Growing up is not part of my 5 year plan
of 57 votes, 79% like it
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aardvark: the extra a is for awesome
of 61 votes, 72% like it
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I'm ready for a zombie attack or a dance-off whatever they choose
of 58 votes, 64% like it
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In the real world spelling and grammar matter
of 35 votes, 69% like it
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When insulting someone's intelligence CHECK YOUR SPELLING
of 70 votes, 54% like it
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Eleventy billion times threve equals $Texas
of 63 votes, 30% like it
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Way beyond normality, the lunatics have all the fun
of 67 votes, 48% like it
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Most of my achievements involve a controller
of 94 votes, 65% like it
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Carpools aren't as refreshing as they sound
of 95 votes, 60% like it
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Wait a minute there's educational tv? Then what are books for?
of 95 votes, 52% like it
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In the book of life the answers are all in the back
of 115 votes, 61% like it
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I don't think I can bank on the child prodigy thing anymore
of 129 votes, 62% like it
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I'm just a real life portrayal of an online persona
of 109 votes, 60% like it
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(front)in the event of test sit behind me (back) CDBADCABCDACDA
of 160 votes, 70% like it
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If I eat the right vegetables I can save a princess in 23 hours
of 138 votes, 59% like it
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Starting a candy business out of my van had unexpected downsides
of 150 votes, 71% like it
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I'm one riot away from getting my pitchfork business out of debt
of 132 votes, 67% like it
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Platypi? Platypuses? Be honest you'll never see more than one
of 144 votes, 67% like it
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Jehovah's Witnesses tell really long knock knock jokes
of 157 votes, 69% like it
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Sometimes I make up words when I don't know what else to gizzigly
of 147 votes, 52% like it
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Stand there and count to infinity I'll be back when you finish
of 160 votes, 54% like it
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What was subtle? I didn't see anything.
of 165 votes, 58% like it
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Due to inflation life will now be handing out limes
of 197 votes, 68% like it
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Physics proves that fat people have more potential
of 176 votes, 64% like it
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Once you're tall enough to ride roller-coasters life is downhill
of 154 votes, 56% like it
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Children are the future. We must destroy them.
of 173 votes, 58% like it
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My ability to shape shift is extremely limited
of 171 votes, 53% like it
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My morphing ability is limited to this shape
of 168 votes, 55% like it
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(uv ink) Let's go inside
(glow ink) Let's go outside
of 215 votes, 62% like it
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Libraries are the number one place where shh happens
of 261 votes, 64% like it
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running the last 10 meters in slow motion cost me the gold
of 292 votes, 73% like it
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sticks and stones may break my bones but cliches bore me to tears
of 175 votes, 54% like it
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Supervision isn't nearly as cool as it sounds
of 317 votes, 74% like it
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slow clap starter
of 239 votes, 51% like it
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Roman numerals confuse IX out of X people I'm not I of them
of 238 votes, 57% like it
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Roman numerals are confusing for X out of IX people
of 179 votes, 44% like it
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It doesn't matter how old you are Uranus is still a funny planet
of 171 votes, 49% like it
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All important arguments are solved by rock paper scissors
of 101 votes, 48% like it
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I'm just here until I get my time machine fixed
of 257 votes, 56% like it
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I "occasionally" use air quotes
of 285 votes, 71% like it
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