BROS,

I DIDN'T THINK ANYTHING OF IT AT FIRST, BUT ALMOST EVERY TIME I GO OUT WEARIN' "THE LAST FUCKIN' UNICORN," THE NIGHT ENDS WITH SOME CHICK GIVIN' ME A KNOBJOB.

LAST NIGHT, ME AND KENNY WERE AT THE LOCAL BAR AND I WAS TALKIN' TO SOME HOT BLOND CHICK AND HER EQUALLY HOT BLOND SISTER. THEY SAID THEY LOVED MY SHIRT. I TOLD THEM THAT MY BRO OLIE DREW IT, BUT IT WAS MY IDEA. THEN I SHOWED THEM THE TAG TO PROVE IT. BROS, THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW, I'M GETTIN' A DOUBLE KNOBJOB BEHIND THE BIG BUCK HUNTER MACHINE.

ANYWAY, I'M PRETTY FUCKIN' SURE I AIN'T ALONE IN THIS PHENOMENON. SO IF YOU GET A KNOBJOB WHEN YOU WEAR MY SHIRT, SAY SO IN THIS BLOG AND I'LL YOU TO THE LIST. I'LL KEEP TRACK AS BEST I CAN, BROS!


LAST FUCKIN' UNICORN - KNOBJOB TRACKER

DICK FIRESTORM - 10

FATHEED - 3

OLIE! - 1