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Dick Firestorm aka Richard is a 29.16 year old boy, has been a member since October 4, 2007, has scored 23 submissions, giving an average score of 4.74.

Jun 04 '08 by Dick Firestorm

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IF YOU'RE A HOT CHICK AND YOU WANT TO BE A MODEL, THEN GET YOUR ASS IN HERE!

OLIE DESIGNED AN IDEA I CAME UP WITH FOR A NEW T-SHIRT. HE'S THE DUDE WHO DID THAT KICKASS WHACK-A-MOLE SHIRT THAT THEY PRINTED... AND ANOTHER ONE THAT CHANGES COLOR AND SHIT. I THINK THE WORK HE DID IN THIS 2ND FIRESTORM DESIGN IS THE BEST THING HE'S EVER FUCKIN' DRAWN, BROS.

I NEED A HOT CHICK IN A BLACK T-SHIRT TO MODEL THE FUCKIN' DESIGN. ALLS YOU HAVE TO DO IS LOOK HOT, WEAR A BLACK SHIRT AND MAKE 2 METAL SIGNS WITH YOUR HANDS. WE'LL PHOTOHOUSE THE DESIGN ONTO THE FUCKIN' PHOTO AND IT'LL BE TOTALLY BADASS.

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Anushka 2 on Jun 04 '08 at 11:15am

Should I wear knickers?

Phiffer on Jun 04 '08 at 11:15am

WHERE IS LITTLEM BROS!

olie! on Jun 04 '08 at 11:17am

DICK AIN'T FUCKIN' AROUND ABOUT THIS, THIS IS YOUR CHANCE LADIES!!!

Monkey III on Jun 04 '08 at 11:17am

yoohoo I'm right here

littlem on Jun 04 '08 at 11:18am

jet approves on Jun 04 '08 at 11:21am

brownstar on Jun 04 '08 at 11:22am

I'm told that caps lock attracts the hot ones like nothing else.

Dick Firestorm on Jun 04 '08 at 11:26am

LITTLEM, YOU'RE HOT! DO IT BRO!

Lonkiponk on Jun 04 '08 at 11:26am

I DON"T THINK I"M HOT ENOUGH FOR DICK FIRESTORM.

0Jim0 on Jun 04 '08 at 11:28am

NO ONE IS HOT ENOUGH FOR DICK FIRESTORM; BUT THAT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT HE NEEDS A HOT CHICK!!

Gigguli on Jun 04 '08 at 11:29am

WHY DON'T YOU HAVE MAMA FIRESTORM MODEL IT?

Torakamikaze on Jun 04 '08 at 11:29am

I WISH I WAS A HOT CHICK. I WOULD TOTALLY GET ALL GREASED UP AND SHIT FOR THIS. YOU STILL WANNA DO THE BHELLT BRO? I DONT HAVE TIME QUITE YET, BUT I CAN TOTALLY PUT IT ON THE BACKBURNER FOR LATER.

skeev on Jun 04 '08 at 11:36am

I'M TOLD I HAVE A SWEET LITTLE ASS AN WITH THE RIGHT HAIR REMOVAL PRODUCTS I CAN BE YOUR HOT CHICK.

I'LL JUST TUCK IT BACK.

Dick Firestorm on Jun 04 '08 at 11:37am

TORA BRO! WHENEVER YOU'RE READY BRO! BHELLT IS A FUCKIN' AMAZING IDEA.

spacesick 2 on Jun 04 '08 at 11:38am

haha

DrNolove on Jun 04 '08 at 11:42am

I WISH I WAS A CHICK SO I COULD MODEL FOR DICK FIRESTORM!

canadianbeaver on Jun 04 '08 at 11:51am

Me and HOT CHICKS with the most incredible BODIES you ever saw were ROLLING AROUND NAKED IN CHOCOLATE PUDDING ON VIDEO and we took a break to get a pic for you with a tee shirt on but it not look too good for your photo DICK FIRESTORM SO SORRY...

erinladybug on Jun 04 '08 at 11:53am

I'm hot, but it's just from a fever.

Kerrn on Jun 04 '08 at 12:04pm

what if youre a sweaty chick that may or may not be interested in modeling?...

bc there's this sweaty chick in my spanish class that would probably be down.

-k.

Dick Firestorm on Jun 04 '08 at 12:06pm

KERRN BRO, I JUST CHECKED OUT YOUR PRODUCT PHOTOS. YOU'RE HOT, BRO! YOU SHOULD BE MY MODEL!

DaddyDom on Jun 04 '08 at 12:49pm

Anushka 2 on Jun 04 '08 at 11:15am
Should I wear knickers?

racist

skeev on Jun 04 '08 at 12:51pm

Clearly.

Lonkiponk on Jun 04 '08 at 12:59pm

Girls will not call themselves hot chicks quickly, and might therefore not send any pictures in. Maybe you should just ask for chicks, and then decide yourself who the hot one is.

Dick Firestorm on Jun 04 '08 at 1:14pm

LONKIPONK, SNAP A PHOTO, BRO! IF YOU CLICKED ON THIS BLOG, YOU'RE PROBABLY HOT.

olie! on Jun 04 '08 at 1:19pm

SO FAR WE'VE HAD A LOT OF TALK AND NO WALK. WE NEED TO START SEEING SOME MATERIAL! IF I WERE A LADY THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL I WOULD PASS UP THIS OPPORTUNITY, BROS!

courtney pie on Jun 04 '08 at 1:23pm

OMG I'M SO ON THIS SHIT BROS! WILL DO TONIGHT... AFTER I DRINK MY PBR

olie! on Jun 04 '08 at 1:23pm

HELL YEAH COURTNEY PIE THAT'S THE SPIRIT!

NomadSlim on Jun 04 '08 at 1:25pm

COURTNEY PIE, BRO, YOU HAD BETTER TAKE THAT PICTURE WHILE STILL DRINKING THE PBR! ONE IN BOTH HANDS.

Dick Firestorm on Jun 04 '08 at 1:28pm

FUCK YEAH! COURTNEY PIE IS FUCKIN' BADASS! ROCK ON BRO! IF YOU GOT A CAN OF PABST IN THE PHOTO, THAT WOULD BE SOLID!

Dick Firestorm on Jun 04 '08 at 1:29pm

I'M FUCKIN' STOKED, BROS!

courtney pie on Jun 04 '08 at 1:34pm

HELL YEA! WHAT WAS I THINKING! PBR AND METAL HANDS ALL THE WAY BROS!

alvarejo on Jun 04 '08 at 1:40pm

HEY JET APPROVES, WHY DID YOU PUT A PIC OF ME???!! DO I HAVE CHICK FACE????? AH?????

(WAITING FOR AN ANSWER BEFORE I TRANSFORM INTO HULK)

courtney pie on Jun 04 '08 at 1:41pm

CAUSE YOU'RE METAL ALVA! :D

courtney pie on Jun 04 '08 at 1:44pm

alvarejo on Jun 04 '08 at 1:44pm

courtney, by the way, CHILE is waiting for us to METAL it!

courtney pie on Jun 04 '08 at 1:45pm

ZOMG! i'm still on that mission. i will MAKE IT happen!

Dick Firestorm on Jun 04 '08 at 1:49pm

COURTNEY BRO, I'LL SCORTCH YOUR ASS IF YOU DON'T GO THROUGH WITH THIS! YOU'RE PERFECT FOR THIS, BRO!

courtney pie on Jun 04 '08 at 1:53pm

I'M DOIN IT BRO! THERE'S NO STOPPING ME!

DrNolove on Jun 04 '08 at 2:00pm

BRO!

Kerrn on Jun 04 '08 at 5:10pm

IF IT'S HOT YOU WANT BRO! IT'S HOT YOURE GONNA GET BRO!

-K!

Mike4507 on Jun 04 '08 at 5:15pm

Winner

courtney pie on Jun 04 '08 at 5:25pm

HOTE!

Kerrn on Jun 04 '08 at 5:25pm

that posted larger than i expected...

thanks mike!

-k.

Mike4507 on Jun 04 '08 at 5:35pm

It's not large enough!

Kerrn on Jun 04 '08 at 6:03pm

damn right!
well if Dick Firestorm likes what he sees, ive got plenty where that came from!

OH YEAHHH!!!

-K!

Max Metal on Jun 04 '08 at 6:15pm

That's about the hottest metal has ever been!

\m/

iPear on Jun 04 '08 at 6:20pm

krookd r.

Kerrn on Jun 04 '08 at 6:22pm

why you lookin at my crotch pervbot?

-k.

iPear on Jun 04 '08 at 6:24pm

Yeah, I was trying to figure where your dick went.

Mike4507 on Jun 04 '08 at 6:24pm

Oh, were we not supposed to?

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