Fast food is a perfect date.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Folk Songs. Boring songs your folks like.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Gas prices are up. Invest in bike tire companies.
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Gimme a second. I'll give you a dull moment.
of 30 votes, 23% like it
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God Loves Cigarettes. Where do you think HOLY SMOKE came from?
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Ham me a yolk.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Hello Kitty - Bye Feline
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Hi I'm 5. I was born on 02/29/enter [leapYYYYear]
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Hi, I'm Sulk Slogan.
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Holy Smokes. The Almighty Cigarettes."
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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Hotter than Hibachi !
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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I <3 [/html]
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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I 700 billion rea$on$ to be mad.
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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I Absolutely Admire Alliteration.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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I always used to break the ice until I fell into the pond"
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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I am corny.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I am NOT in denial !
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I am optimistic, the glass is never FULL.. !
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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I bought this shirt so I wouldn't have to read it on you..
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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I can beat you at Halo, listenin to my iPod, munchin on twinkies!
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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I can never break ice. Maybe just melt it.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I collect sneakers.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I don't get mad. I get even !
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I don't need MySpace when I can live in yours.
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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I got a tax credit for this 'green' shirt.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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I guzzle more gas than my bike.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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I live with my parents, but I'll still kick your ass
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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I love cheap eats.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I love metaphors. I didn't just mean that.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I love metaphors... I didn't really mean that.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I love S-C-R-A-B-B-L-E.
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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I love the Boston Yankees.
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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I love the New York Red Sox.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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i love when you talk nerdy to me !
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I love when you talk nerdy..
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I made this shirt !
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I miss the days of milk bottles and space invaders.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I never study hard, I HARDLY study !
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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I pod. Do You ?
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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I Roar like.. ROOOOOARRR =O
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I screa. Ice Cream. Eyes Cream.
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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I strain. I pain. Yet I smile..
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I suffer from amnesia, if I remember correctly.
of 31 votes, 23% like it
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i trade stocks.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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I used to be topless 24/7 before I found threadless.com
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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I was. I am. I will be... crazy.
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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I wish my life had subtitles..
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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I wish shirts wud have speelcheqers
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I won $200.00 for this very slogan. No Kidding.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I wrote this because I'm too lazy to design a shirt..
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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I'd rather date a nerd =D
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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I'm a hypocrite: Shirts with slogans irritate me !
of 54 votes, 22% like it
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I'm a Rep-ocrat. I vote for the best candidate.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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I'm a repulsive shirt tucker.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I'm a Tee-signer.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I'm an expert salesman. Do you BUY that?
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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I'm Darth Vader... in disguise.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I'm green. I grow trees.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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I'm half human, half apple of your eye.
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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I'm like an instant mix. Easily baked.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I'm more cultured than bacteria.. !
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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I'm not a designer, just a writer.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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I'm not a hater, I just dislike alot.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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i'm not a player. I care for all of you.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I'm NOT a superhero, no matter how tempted you are to call me one
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I'm not dangerous. Just a Choke Artist !
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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I'm not gullible. Ok maybe I am. You got me.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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I'm not sure whats worse, an illegal alien or a legal alien?"
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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I'm not you baby daddy. But I can be you daddy, baby.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I'm really a bodybuilder. This shirt just hides it well.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I'm really good looking. This is not your imagination.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I'm so klever I kan get away with stuph!!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I'm so short, I can never reach puberty.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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I've always got a runny nose. Wish it'd stop!
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I've got a PhD. Playa' Got Game. (back: "PGG didn't sound ri
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Ice Cream is my antidepressant.
of 37 votes, 22% like it
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If I broke the silence, would you fix the chat ?
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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If I remember correctly. I suffer from amnesia.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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If I was Batman, I'd probably hear your face!
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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If it wasn't for threadless.com, I'd be naked.
of 54 votes, 26% like it
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If it wasn't for U & ME, the word ASSUME wouldn't exist !
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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If you can read this. We should hook up!
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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If You Can Read This: Good For You!
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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If you have read this slogan. I have to tickle you.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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If your question is rhetorical. My answer will always be:
"
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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If your question is rhetorical. My answer will always be: "Y
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Isaac Newton wasn't smart. Just lucky an apple fell on his head !
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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Just because everyone says I'm Awesome doesn't mean its true.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Keep music underground !
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Lemonade Drinker.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Liars today, politicians tomorrow.
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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Like, we need more maps in this country... thank you.
of 37 votes, 3% like it
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Marry Poppins is my homegirl..
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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Mirror I rorriM
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Money I need. Everything else, I want.
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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my hadooken brings all the geeks to the yard
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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My other slogan was too smart for threadless voters
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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my parents do my taxes
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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My priest invented "Holy Smokes!"
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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My priest is addicted to Holy Smokes !
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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My sandwich politely requests to be made by you.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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My shirt is so awesome, I don't need pants.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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My tongue slipped and never came back.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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No yuo aer not gnoig bilnd"
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Noo-B = Rook-e = YOU !
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Pink Tees are for REAL MEN.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Please step away from my air space.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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real men sleep with stuffed toys !
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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Recession. When hairlines recede.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Red. Orange. Yellow. They're colors, not terror alerts!
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Reflection Eternal | lanretE noitcelfeR
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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reflection I noitcelfer
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Retro-Geek
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Scary stories give my goosebumps goosebumps.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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She sells, sea shells, on the C shore.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Sitting on my TV. Watching the sofa.
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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Skippin' Ain't Easy... !
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Slogan. Slow Gun. English is fun.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Smoke Ink Ills !
of 26 votes, 0% like it
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So what if I live in a Rickshaw??
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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Somethings are meant to be. Unlike you and me !
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Step up your game. I bring the pain to your mind frame !
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Strange: D + Evil = DEVIL, GOOD - O = GOD.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Sweater? I don't even know her ! "
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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sweet sounding serenity, serenade me with silence..
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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The answer to your every rhetorical questions is: "YES"
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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The fries are French. Not Freedom !
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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The fundamentals of whose economy are strong??
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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the modulus of elasticity.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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This IS my halloween costume, stupid !
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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This is not a shirt, just latex paint. Come take a closer look.
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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this shirt is as close to me as you'll ever get.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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This shirt uses hybrid technology!
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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threadless.com. Open source designing encouraged.
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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To bail us out we have bailout money. Where'd that come from?
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Type Tee Slogan Here -------- >
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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uality not uantity - Q !!?
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Undercover Cop. Shhh !
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Underground Music is Real Music.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Warning: I am overloaded with useless information!
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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What if the word IF did not exist.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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What? The moon's crescent is not God's fingernail?
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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whatever floats your boat... sinks mine.
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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When did socialism become a bad word?"
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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When I grow up, I aspire to be a big baby.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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When I was younger I thought the crescent was God's fingernail.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Who needs a diet when you can just run !
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Why do we drive in a parkway but park in a driveway ?
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Wow look at me, I'm so cool with my fancy shirt.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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WTH is AntiPasta ?
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Yawwwwn... Boring !
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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You are a 'Ctrl + c' cat !
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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You can never trust a person who loves metaphors"
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Your imagination is your freedom. Think.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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[f] I know what you're thinking... [b] HA! I knew you'd look.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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