I wrote some lyrics for a song about THE LAST FUCKIN' UNICORN

I need a band that can make this shit come to life. Your band needs to be bad ass, any takers?

Once upon time
When magic ruled the world
There were rainbows
Where all the colors swirled

But this ain't no fuckin' fairy tale
It's the story of how evil rules
It's the story of a magic horse
That a dragon uses as fuel

A sorceress on her lizard beast
Heaving breasts and a beautiful face
She'll crush your life
With her double ended axe and mace

Oh this ain't no fuckin' fairy tale
It's the last fuckin' unicorn
And it's gonna burn
Like nothin's ever burned before

It's flesh will boil
In the skull of flames
From the belly of the beast
There will be no remains

Not even the sacred horn
Full of the birth of life
It will turn to dust
Good won't win tonight

Cause it's the last
Fuckin'
Unicorn

It's the last
Fuckin'
Unicorn