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goldfishblink
goldfishblink aka jon gerlach is a 26.62 year old boy, has been a member since September 29, 2004, has scored 3,183 submissions, giving an average score of 0.90, helping 26 designs get printed.
URL: http://www.jpgerlach.com
AIM: torpedo JON
Trees have attitude.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
Ruff is the life of a dog.
of 20 votes, 35% like it
This isn't rocket surgery.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
time is imaginary
of 50 votes, 36% like it
i pee fire
of 38 votes, 21% like it
the television lies
of 36 votes, 25% like it
try yahtzee
of 43 votes, 21% like it
watch out im hungry
of 33 votes, 12% like it
pizza is for losers
of 33 votes, 9% like it
I LIKE PANTS
of 118 votes, 19% like it
youth in asia
of 142 votes, 18% like it
i doodle in technicolor
of 156 votes, 25% like it
sponge worthy
of 177 votes, 14% like it
asparagus is the devil's vegetable
of 165 votes, 21% like it
"i think the punch is spiked"
of 219 votes, 16% like it
why do i have pockets full of posies?
of 279 votes, 23% like it
brontosaurus make nice pets
of 242 votes, 19% like it
i even eat the core
of 229 votes, 14% like it
i wish oxygen was alcoholic
of 269 votes, 16% like it
bears eat people
of 310 votes, 23% like it
i have a flamethrower
of 227 votes, 16% like it
Librarians put the shh in "it"
of 289 votes, 18% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
"...i think the soup was poisoned..
of 23 votes, 9% like it
adfalkgjcoiyeowihalkmc,mkjahoeihozudskja
of 22 votes, 5% like it
animals are people too
of 31 votes, 10% like it
bears eat people
of 7 votes, 14% like it
brontosaurus make nice pets
of 25 votes, 8% like it
broomball is the sport of champions
of 21 votes, 10% like it
but i don't want to make my bed
of 31 votes, 10% like it
candy calls
of 22 votes, 9% like it
charles dickens would laugh at you
of 5 votes, 0% like it
citrus time!
of 50 votes, 10% like it
doc i'm eating my apples whats the deal
of 50 votes, 10% like it
have a heart, or die
of 22 votes, 9% like it
how apropos
of 50 votes, 10% like it
i bathe with herbs and salts
of 22 votes, 9% like it
i drink aqua
of 21 votes, 5% like it
i eat people
of 22 votes, 0% like it
i live in the caribbean
of 12 votes, 0% like it
i ride for the pony express
of 21 votes, 10% like it
i ride for the pony express
of 22 votes, 9% like it
i used to eat
of 23 votes, 9% like it
i wish i had a magic carpet
of 22 votes, 9% like it
I'm dyslexic, not stupid
of 22 votes, 9% like it
i'm really not wearing clothing
of 21 votes, 0% like it
iknownoboundaries
of 23 votes, 0% like it
inowknownoone
of 23 votes, 9% like it
it's the asian invasion
of 21 votes, 10% like it
let me break-it-down for you
of 31 votes, 10% like it
let me check the sample space
of 24 votes, 0% like it
liable
of 21 votes, 5% like it
my carpet is oriental
of 21 votes, 10% like it
my cars just a sleeper
of 21 votes, 10% like it
my dog is actually a wolverine
of 22 votes, 9% like it
my dog's a wolverine
of 22 votes, 9% like it
my english muffins are ready
of 40 votes, 10% like it
my legs feel like jelly
of 21 votes, 10% like it
no no no no no means yes
of 4 votes, 0% like it
no no no no no no means yes
of 4 votes, 25% like it
no, no coffee for me. i get loopy.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
no, no coffee for me. i get loopy...
of 21 votes, 10% like it
place your left hand on my left butt
of 22 votes, 0% like it
potatoes are the devil's starch
of 21 votes, 10% like it
puck duck cluck shuck luck muck tuck
of 22 votes, 9% like it
Sofa King
of 22 votes, 9% like it
three elephant stampede
of 24 votes, 8% like it
twenty eleven
of 24 votes, 0% like it
we're gonna need those parts after all
of 24 votes, 4% like it
what about the youth in asia?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
whats your water weight?
of 30 votes, 10% like it
your jokes are less than humorous
of 21 votes, 10% like it

My gallery photos

I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.

My designs

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All about me

I am a New Media Design student at Rochester Institute of Technology.