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Yarr, the pictures be up on pages 2 and 3, ye scurvy dogs!

I know this is going to sound strange, but I've wanted a pirate wench costume for ages. Not a cheaply made Halloween one. A really nice, beautiful one and I've finally picked out the pieces for it.

The price? Insane. Fulfilling my dream? Priceless.

(For those wondering why in the hell I'd want a pirate wench outfit, let's just say it's a fantasy of mine and leave it at that.)

Here's what I'm looking at:




First picture: The off-white blouse (no black over-shirt). It's silk chiffon and can be worn off the shoulder or on.

Second picture: The waistcoat/vest. It's silk with embroidery and antique buttons.

Third picture: The off-white petticoat on top (unbleached cotton gauze).

Fourth picture: The iridescent skirt (mine will be dark ruby red with black since they were out of the color in the picture) without the purple over-skirt (taffeta and silk chiffon).

And then I'll be adding my own boots and a handmade (not by my hands, but handmade all the same) dove grey/black velveteen frock coat over top (sometimes) that doesn't quite match but goes well enough (I already have it, so it's just going to have to match somewhat).

I'm hoping to add a nice hat at some point, but that's going to have to wait because I can't afford it and the costume right now.

Of course, this is assuming I can finally make the commitment to buying everything. I've been contemplating buying a really nice costume for years but just settled on this combination recently.

And, yes, I know, it's hardly historically accurate. I don't care.

Thoughts? I'm really excited about this and I think it's going to be gorgeous, although a little jumbled in terms of colors (I like it that way.)

Here's to hoping I can take the plunge soon. I hope, I hope, I hope...

UPDATE 11/23: Just placed the order! They should take about 2 weeks (according to the website, that's the typical TAT) or so to get to me, assuming there aren't any unforseen delays. :)

UPDATE 11/26: Ordered the hat! Mine will be black with silver buttons, not brown with gold. It's cashmere felt. :)



I also bought a ring that caught my eye. Every pirate needs a big ol' honkin' ring, right?



UPDATE 12/3: My mom bought me an extra Christmas present, so this gorgeous cuff bracelet is on the way, too. :)



For a better look at it (this one's in gold, but it's clearer), look here.

UPDATE 12/11: It's here (everything but the hat, that is)! The blouse is a completely different color than in the pictures (it's what most people would call "nude" rather than off-white, sort of a pantyhose color) so I'm not sure I'll be keeping it (it's kind of growing on me, but at the same time, it's not really what I want and I do have another, slightly less floozy-looking top I can wear instead), but the rest is great. I'll be posting pictures in the next few days, hopefully. :)

UPDATE 12/14: I'm exchanging the blouse for this one (in off-white):



It's silk charmeuse, off-the-shoulder with lace and black silk ribbons at the elbow cuffs.

UPDATE 12/16: Yarr, the pictures be up on page 2! :)

UPDATE: 1/3 - My new blouse is here and it's beautiful! It's really long, too. Long enough to wear it as a short dress or a chemise, which makes it look pretty darn hot with just my black raw silk corset and a pair of boots. Pictures coming as soon as my bloomers get here and I get my husband to take pictures again. :)

UPDATE 1/8 - My bloomers are here and they're perfect except that one of the cuffs on the legs is kind of wonky, so I'm probably going to have to send them back to be fixed. But, look for pictures soon, because I think I'm going to take some before I send them back (can't wait to send them and get them again, dammit). I'll probably ask my husband to take them tonight.

UPDATE 1/9 - Yarr, there be (sexy) pictures up on page 3!

UPDATE 1/13 - My mom bought me jewelry today!



And a necklace that looks similar to this ring (only without the ring part, obviously and with a smaller border around it):



They're green amethyst and soooo pretty. The ring is ginormous. Really old school glamorous cocktail type.
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Kerrn
Kerrn on Nov 22 '07 at 9:35pm
...the wearing of said costume wont involve candle sticks will it?

-k.
Pizazz
Pizazz on Nov 22 '07 at 9:36pm
Sounds like a plan, Stan. Would end up incredibly awesome!
deathcabfortom
deathcabfortom on Nov 22 '07 at 9:37pm
You should get a puritan costume.
Mojie
Mojie on Nov 22 '07 at 9:39pm
@Kerrn: Probably not, but there will definitely be rum involved and possibly a paddle.
elwood78
elwood78 on Nov 22 '07 at 9:43pm
nice... we expect pictures upon completion
Mojie
Mojie on Nov 22 '07 at 9:46pm
There'll definitely be pictures if I get this stuff ordered. I'm ridiculously excited about this.

I'm trying to get the details straightened out with my husband right now. Then it'll take a couple of weeks to get my goodies once the order's placed (knock on wood).
wish-ga
wish-ga on Nov 22 '07 at 9:48pm
Good for you! Sounds fun.

Wench costume goes far better with rum/paddle than the puritan costume... al-though....
Mojie
Mojie on Nov 22 '07 at 9:55pm
These are the boots I have:



My husband's dragging his feet about the price now. It was his damn idea to bring this back up and for me to find the pieces and get this going. I'd like to strangle him sometimes. I really would.
Pizazz
Pizazz on Nov 22 '07 at 9:58pm
haha
for maximum results, let your hair go greasy before you put the whole set on.
Mojie
Mojie on Nov 22 '07 at 9:58pm
LOL! And don't brush my teeth for a week? ;)
Pizazz
Pizazz on Nov 22 '07 at 10:00pm
And drench yourself in rum and saltawater!
Mojie
Mojie on Nov 22 '07 at 10:01pm
That would be hot.

I need to break out the old kohl to rim my eyes with and maybe smear some dirt on my face or something, too.
Mojie
Mojie on Nov 22 '07 at 10:27pm
Okay, my husband agreed to let me buy it! I have to wait until we deposit his paycheck tomorrow (there's only one petticoat left, so hopefully it's still there tomorrow) and then I can buy my goodies!

I'm hoping and praying that that petticoat is still there when I order tomorrow. I don't think it's going to sell, but I'm paranoid that it will between now and when the check is deposited. :/
Mojie
Mojie on Nov 23 '07 at 2:28pm
My goodies are ordered! I'm thinking about asking my mom for a pair of bloomers for Christmas (I've got $260 left to spend of the money she gave me to buy my presents with), but I can't decide if I want her to buy me them or the hat I want (it's one or the other). Tough decision. :(



Knowing me, I'd wear the bloomers to the grocery or something with my boots. I'm weird like that.

The thing is that I really want to get the hat, too, at some point because it's important to the outfit. The bloomers aren't really important to the outfit, I just want them because they're so pretty and because they appeal to me.

So it's either get the hat now instead of having to save up for it later and never get the bloomers or get the bloomers and then save up for the hat (which will take 2 months or so to get to me once I order it).

I hate hard decisions like this.
Pizazz
Pizazz on Nov 23 '07 at 2:45pm
I'd say hat. You can never go wrong with a silly hat
Mojie
Mojie on Nov 23 '07 at 2:49pm
Yeah, I'm thinking I really ought to go that route. It's just hard to make a decision that means not getting those bloomers (I love them). I know it'd probably be best in the end, though.
phyntosia
phyntosia on Nov 24 '07 at 1:02am
Get the hat :)

You're so weird.

:D
thejosher
thejosher on Nov 24 '07 at 1:04am
pirates are hot =)
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Nov 24 '07 at 1:19am
Wenches are where it's at. Boobies just seem to be even more sexy hoisted up in frilly strands of cloth.
nintechno
nintechno on Nov 24 '07 at 1:41am
Pirate Wenches!!!
Mojie
Mojie on Nov 24 '07 at 12:20pm
You guys are right. I need to get the hat. :)

I've got a nice corset (or two) I might throw into the mix, too. ;)
alexia_passionfruit
alexia_passionfruit on Nov 26 '07 at 7:24am
for me mojie, theres not question it is the bloomers. (i also would wear them to the supermarket. you could strut around sassily while picking up some bread and toilet paper making sure everyone knew that yes, you are indeed wearing bloomers)
plus, every pirate wench needs a pair of zexy bloomers. otherwise the wench part just doesnt seem complete.
i know im already outvoted, but schmeh
Krakaboom
   Krakaboom on Nov 26 '07 at 7:44am
I'm NOT surprised that your husband wants you to get this outfit.

Bet he's just waiting for you to shiver his timbers.
hauntingsiren
hauntingsiren on Nov 26 '07 at 8:03am
*grins*

My boy and I were pirates last year -- I got some of my stuff from dresslikeapirate.com, the rest was constructed from fabrics/pieces from Goodwill.
alexia_passionfruit
alexia_passionfruit on Nov 26 '07 at 8:05am
lol, nice innuendo kraka
Mojie
Mojie on Nov 26 '07 at 8:10am
LOL @ Kraka
Mojie
Mojie on Nov 26 '07 at 1:31pm
Well, they're out of the greenish blue fabric for the skirt, so I think I'm going to go with a deep ruby red with black chiffon underneath since it would go pretty well with the vest.
Mojie
Mojie on Nov 26 '07 at 6:00pm
I just ordered the hat! It won't be here for a couple of months, most likely, but I'm sure it's worth the wait. :)
pyr4lis
pyr4lis on Nov 26 '07 at 6:32pm
oohh I love the boots mojie... where did you get those! I totally want a pair!
Mojie
Mojie on Nov 26 '07 at 6:36pm
Zappos. :)

They're Kenzie Hippos. I don't think Zappos has them anymore, though. But I know a lot of sites carried them a while back. They're sort of Thomas Wylde knockoffs, I think.
Krakaboom
   Krakaboom on Nov 26 '07 at 6:39pm
Crikey, these things don't look cheap. How many sale t-shirts have they cost you so far?
Mojie
Mojie on Nov 26 '07 at 7:02pm
They're definitely not cheap. Not by any means. Let's see...about 52 1/2 if we're talking $17 Girly shirts. But my husband paid for the clothes out of his spending money and my mom paid for the hat, so it didn't actually cost me anything, so I'm not out any shirts. ;)

But, yeah; very expensive. But the materials are high-end, too, and they're handmade, so that has a lot to do with it.
Mojie
Mojie on Nov 26 '07 at 7:03pm
If we're talking sale shirts, it'd be 89.2 shirts. But, again, not my money, so I can still buy sale shirts. Mwa ha ha! }:)
Mojie
Mojie on Nov 26 '07 at 7:06pm
Oh, and that number is just for the clothes. The hat was another $225 + shipping. I could have gotten a cheaper hat, but the cheaper ones were made of wool and I'd have a rash all over my head if I wore a wool hat. Not good. :/
pyr4lis
pyr4lis on Nov 26 '07 at 7:31pm
*cries* damn... you're right! No one has these... :( I wonder how I would go about finding a pair.. hmmm.... *schemes* must... have.... pirate-like boots.....
Mojie
Mojie on Nov 26 '07 at 7:32pm
I'll let you know if I see them around anywhere. I remember there were a handful of sites selling them when I got mine.
Mojie
Mojie on Nov 26 '07 at 7:34pm
I took a quick look and if you like brown and have smallish feet, Zappos has them in a size 6 (they're just not showing up under search for some reason):

Zappos

What A Pair has them in size 7 in brown.

I don't see anywhere that has them in black or other sizes. :(
Mojie
Mojie on Nov 26 '07 at 7:38pm
Sorry, apparently it didn't copy the first link for some reason. Let's try this again...

Fixed Zappos link!
Pizazz
Pizazz on Nov 26 '07 at 7:51pm
next you should get a semi-slutty ninja outfit.
Mojie
Mojie on Nov 26 '07 at 7:54pm
LOL! I should. I'm sure it'd be a huge hit with our friends. ;)

I could just go nekkid and paint myself black from head to foot for that matter. That'd be pretty hot, LOL.
pyr4lis
pyr4lis on Nov 26 '07 at 10:30pm
heh thanks mojie but I need an 8.5 :P stupid big feet! I'll keep haunting ebay & some favorite past season discount stores... hopefully I'll eventually track down a pair. lol... I havn't seen something I've wanted this badly in a long long time!
Mojie
Mojie on Nov 26 '07 at 10:32pm
I know all about big feet. Mine are a 9-10 in most shoes (except pumps, which, because of my uber narrow feet, require an 8.5). :)

Good luck finding them! I can't remember when I got mine, but I've had them for a while now. My mom hates them for some inexplcable reason. I love them.
alexia_passionfruit
alexia_passionfruit on Nov 28 '07 at 6:49pm
holy shiz, that ring is AWESOME!
Mojie
Mojie on Nov 28 '07 at 7:43pm
I know! It's carved out of a solid piece of druzy agate. :)
4 days later
Mojie
Mojie on Dec 03 '07 at 4:20pm
My mom bought me an awesome bracelet to go with my outfit. Go mom! :)
4 days later
Mojie
Mojie on Dec 07 '07 at 7:10pm
Eeeeh! My goodies shipped! They'll be here on Tuesday. :)

I got the bracelet yesterday and it's awesome. Huge, but awesome. Can't wear it to work because of the cross, but I'm going to be wearing it with my regular clothes on my days off for sure.

I'm nervous about whether my outfit can live up to the hype I've built up in my mind after wanting this damn outfit for so long. It's always like this with things I've wanted for a long, long time.
2 days later
loganxman
loganxman on Dec 10 '07 at 9:55am
sweet costume post a pic of the full thing?... I'm REALLY jealous of that hat... so damn jealous T_T
Mojie
Mojie on Dec 10 '07 at 12:35pm
I'll definitely post pictures. It'll be here tomorrow, so I'll ask my husband to do some picture taking for me when he gets home from work (I'm sure he'll be happy to, LOL). :)
professorE
professorE on Dec 10 '07 at 12:38pm
lol @ a 14.9 year old boy asking to see pics of your pirate wench costume
Mojie
Mojie on Dec 10 '07 at 5:03pm
Yeah, well, everyone needs a little enjoyment now and then, LOL.

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