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speedyjvw aka Joe Van Wetering is a 23.22 year old boy, has been a member since September 27, 2004, has scored 92969 submissions, giving an average score of 1.38.
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  Oct 01 '09 by speedyjvw        33 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
So a little while back our CEO Tom and Jeffrey had a little bet. Now I personally am a bit fuzzy on what the bet was about, but it had some sweet payoffs.

Basically if Tom lost he had to drink a whole pint of vinegar. Tom really really really really hates vinegar. If Jeffrey lost he had to get Tom's name tattooed on him Sailor Jerry style.

Jeffrey lost.

It's been about 8 months and Jeffrey has yet to get the tattoo. So we need to give him a little push.

Heres where you come in. Help us design a tatoo in Sailor Jerry style for Jeffrey

Heres one i mocked up real



Here's Jeffrey's Flickr for some inspiration

either just a drawing works or if you want to go nuts mock it up!

littlem
littlem on Oct 01 '09 at 1:45pm
this is gonna be hot.


leon is the one for this!
littlem
littlem on Oct 01 '09 at 1:45pm
or travis76
Ian Leino
   Ian Leino on Oct 01 '09 at 1:47pm
having to tattoo someone's name on your body is possibly the best bet wager ever
skaw
   skaw on Oct 01 '09 at 1:54pm
The Tom
The Tom on Oct 01 '09 at 1:55pm
A bet must always be honored.
murraymullet
murraymullet on Oct 01 '09 at 1:56pm
murraymullet
murraymullet on Oct 01 '09 at 1:56pm
FTW
valorandvellum
   valorandvellum on Oct 01 '09 at 1:58pm
Hahahahaha! Those are the best betting terms ever.
speedyjvw
   speedyjvw on Oct 01 '09 at 1:59pm
no squelching
Steve The Great
Steve The Great on Oct 01 '09 at 1:59pm
monkey testes
Bio-bot 9000
Bio-bot 9000 on Oct 01 '09 at 2:00pm
How about a tattoo of Tom drinking a pint of vinegar.
shirtflirt
shirtflirt on Oct 01 '09 at 2:00pm
wow.

get ir dun ya hillbillies
mype4nut
mype4nut on Oct 01 '09 at 2:16pm
Wino forever.

This would be especially convenient if he had a penchant for portable GPS devices, mark twain novels or crazy celebrities who jump on Oprah's couch.
mype4nut
mype4nut on Oct 01 '09 at 2:17pm
That was supposed to say:

If I had to do this, I'd be tricky about it and pick a design that could be modified to be nondescript afterwards. You know, a-la Johnny Depp: Winona forever ---- Wino forever.

This would be especially convenient if he had a penchant for portable GPS devices, mark twain novels or crazy celebrities who jump on Oprah's couch.
Krimson
Krimson on Oct 01 '09 at 2:21pm
Just have Mark tattoo a picture of Tom sexing a unicorn.
iFDL
   iFDL on Oct 01 '09 at 2:50pm
Hell would have to freeze over for this to happen at this point. Just sayin :)
fatheed
   fatheed on Oct 01 '09 at 2:53pm
:o

You made a solemn oath.

mike bautista
mike bautista on Oct 01 '09 at 2:54pm
Where's Mark?
spacesick 2
spacesick 2 on Oct 01 '09 at 2:56pm
ahaha. that is fantastic!
iFDL
   iFDL on Oct 01 '09 at 2:59pm
i could have done it and would have had it removed already, or i could just not do it. i'm opting for that latter.
spacesick 2
spacesick 2 on Oct 01 '09 at 3:00pm
get a mermaid driving a racecar instead.
valorandvellum
   valorandvellum on Oct 01 '09 at 3:03pm
Just get simple lettering done in the lightest color possible and then get something tattooed over it :-P
brentendo
brentendo on Oct 01 '09 at 3:26pm
I'll give it a go, never done anything in that style before but I'm looking to try out new things atm
dhenderl
dhenderl on Oct 01 '09 at 5:34pm
Unless my eyes are playing tricks on me, it looks like Jeffrey said he's not going to honor the bet.

At least go double or nothing, man.
ladrones
   ladrones on Oct 01 '09 at 7:47pm
oh mah god!
Bio-bot 9000
Bio-bot 9000 on Oct 01 '09 at 8:13pm
FDL on Oct 01 '09 at 2:50pm
Hell would have to freeze over for this to happen at this point. Just sayin :)



THERE ARE RULES!! THIS IS NOT NAM!

Krimson
Krimson on Oct 01 '09 at 8:19pm
I don't bowl on the Sabbath!
pindian
pindian on Oct 01 '09 at 8:21pm
i can't even support the "name" tattoo idea. bet or not bed. DATS GAY.
pindian
pindian on Oct 01 '09 at 8:21pm
*bet or not bet. not bed.
Bio-bot 9000
Bio-bot 9000 on Oct 01 '09 at 8:27pm
what if TOM was made into an acronym? like, T.O.M.
It stands for, um, "Truth, 'Onor, Mamajamma"
shondi
shondi on Oct 02 '09 at 11:11am
Man Jeffrey. You're lame. You could've just grown a beard and mustache and been done with it a long time ago and held all of our respect for honoring the bet. But no, you wanted the tattoo as the bet which you are now saying you won't honor. Going back on a handshake is pretty close to kicking a puppy in my book of badness.
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