Her face was so pretty whenever she was serious.

I'd try to make her mad. She was hotter that way.

You see, when she was happy, she'd smile. And that was the ugliest fucking smile I've ever seen. Her smooth porcelain cheeks became craggy and wrinkled, and her perfect almond eyes became engulfed in the folds of her expression.

Her teeth, normally hidden with a scowl, jutted out like a halloween novelty item, each tooth going in a different direction. Her smile scared away small children and large dogs.

I was able to keep her mad for a while... but eventually she left me. And now she's with another guy. Happier... and uglier.