Evil Item #7 : Sporks
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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Depressing Item #3: Shovels
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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be a non-conformist like everybody else...
of 46 votes, 20% like it
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dead men tell no tales unless they are zombies
of 46 votes, 22% like it
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murphy was a real pessimist...
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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a wise man once said something about something then died
of 46 votes, 28% like it
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history is written by those who have functional pens.
of 46 votes, 20% like it
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we have nothing to fear but fear of bears
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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when life gives you lemons, throw them at kids.you'll feel better
of 46 votes, 26% like it
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two can keep a secret if one of them is dead
of 50 votes, 26% like it
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future-retro hero
of 49 votes, 18% like it
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dear vegans, for every animal you dont eat; i'm going to eat 3
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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only runs when chased
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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Oxymoron: Brand-new Vintage shirts
of 44 votes, 30% like it
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Congratulations you found me; alright now its your turn to hide
of 45 votes, 33% like it
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taking a bite out of crime leaves an unjust after-taste
of 49 votes, 22% like it
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some change never make cents
of 49 votes, 22% like it
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after my pet rock got neutered; he was never the same...
of 49 votes, 27% like it
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build a man a fire, warm him for a day. set a man on fire...
of 49 votes, 27% like it
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in life, all you need is love ... and the occasional poptart
of 49 votes, 20% like it
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... slowly turning vintage
of 48 votes, 21% like it
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Main Ingredient : Soylent Green
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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everybody has something to hide; mostly its in the trunk of a car
of 49 votes, 18% like it
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Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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life is one long hide n seek game with Death
of 49 votes, 22% like it
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once upon a time... something happen and everyone died
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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Have good friends:never know when you'll need help burying a body
of 48 votes, 23% like it
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I know the deadly art of Feng shui
of 48 votes, 25% like it
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Pez teaches us how to decapitate our favorite cartoon characters
of 48 votes, 44% like it
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playing Monopoly always ends in violence
of 48 votes, 23% like it
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Mimes: Awkward Silence Personified
of 65 votes, 25% like it
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Zombies fear only 2 things: fire and necrophilia
of 64 votes, 30% like it
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Ninjas are best in the Turtle variety
of 64 votes, 25% like it
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Zombies make the best Scarecrow : All he wanted was a brain
of 65 votes, 15% like it
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Be a Plumber: Save the Princess
of 65 votes, 34% like it
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Sesame Street is a bad neighborhood to be in after dark
of 67 votes, 25% like it
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In the end Gatsby wasn't really that Great...
of 65 votes, 25% like it
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nobody has ever been able to find Waldo; we assume he's dead
of 68 votes, 26% like it
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Simon really needs to stop telling me what to do...
of 67 votes, 30% like it
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Just because nobody understands you doesnt make you an artist
of 73 votes, 47% like it
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when life hands you lemons; ask why does it mock you with citrus
of 70 votes, 24% like it
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Platypus: even God has off days...
of 67 votes, 12% like it
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Penguins : little birds in tuxedos
of 69 votes, 16% like it
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Trying to blow stuff up with my mind. Feel anything yet?
of 66 votes, 23% like it
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I'm not afraid of the dark! I'm just a big fan of well-lit areas.
of 68 votes, 31% like it
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