It's difficult to read this shirt without thinking about ponies.
of 61 votes, 20% like it
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I take the "the" out of psychotherapist.
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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I'm the person your mother always warned you about.
of 33 votes, 36% like it
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Always remember that if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
of 33 votes, 36% like it
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Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it is?
of 34 votes, 29% like it
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Never use a preposition to end a sentence with.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Love means nothing to a tennis player.
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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No, that isn't a banana in my pocket.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Alliterating alligators are awesome!
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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This is an extremely clever T-shirt.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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If you can read this shirt, then you're not illiterate.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I went to jail and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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I did your mom while I was wearing this shirt.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Champagne for my real friends & real pain for my sham friends
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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I'm ashamed about what I did for a Klondike bar.
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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I said I'd wear this shirt when pigs flew. Guess what, swine flu.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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Wearing sunglasses at night defeats their purpose.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I'm bilingual--
I speak English and smack.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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I'm bipolar-- I've been to the North Pole and the South Pole.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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I'd cut off my arm to be ambidextrous.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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Running: Good for the sole!
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Have you ever been asked a rhetorical question?
of 42 votes, 21% like it
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Circles are completely pointless
of 56 votes, 39% like it
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