I am easily distra....Ooh! shiny
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Lather, rinse, walk away
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Engineers build me up before they go-go
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I play on words
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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so that in all things...Art may be conceptualized
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Doctors hate it when you eat apples.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Fun: Past experienced it, Present enjoys it, Future hates it
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Project GROUT:
GetRidOfUnwantedTiles
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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ninjas love to talk about nothing
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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There's nothing like doing nothing.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Smile! It's contagious
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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I Am A Cyborg.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Awww!! I'm so awkward.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Just be glad I don't have telekinesis...
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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I'm a Serial Blogger!
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Follow me and see you there.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Don't worry, I'm staring right at you while you are reading this.
of 26 votes, 38% like it
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In some countries, No means Yes.
of 37 votes, 32% like it
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Talking is so 20th century, I'll just stalk you online.
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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Hobo: The Epitome of Freedom
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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We are all a little special inside.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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All your swag are belong to us!!
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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In case of zombie infection: Break Skull
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Stroking my chin means I'm thinking.
of 29 votes, 38% like it
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I'm a Linux.
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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Warning: Shirt Full of Meat
of 31 votes, 26% like it
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Smile for the hidden camera!!
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Save me, I'm bored
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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No need to ask, I dance fantastic.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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I Dance Fantastic.
of 36 votes, 22% like it
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FINISH ME!! (like in mortal kombat)
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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If found, please return to the nearest naked person.
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Attacking from behind goes against the man code.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Religion ruined my beliefs
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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(front) I Want Change...
(back)...Cuz I'm Broke
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Thank you for staring.
of 33 votes, 36% like it
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Believe And You Shall Receive.....Maybe
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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This Is An Excellent Time For A Slow Clap
of 58 votes, 19% like it
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A Ninja Says What?
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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This Shirt Is Just A Tribute To The Best Shirt Ever
of 57 votes, 21% like it
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Ninja + Scythe = Grim Reaper 2.0
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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Every 7 Seconds Somebody Will Read This Shirt.
of 56 votes, 20% like it
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....i have no art skills.....
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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BOLD LETTERS MAKE ME GIDDY
of 57 votes, 18% like it
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Buttered Floor + Sugar = Hurts Delicious
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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Phone Call - Emotion Baggage = Texting
of 57 votes, 19% like it
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This Button Activates My Exo-Suit.
of 57 votes, 23% like it
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I Can't Turn On My TV Without The Remote.
of 56 votes, 23% like it
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Just Ask Yourself One Question: You Feelin' Lucky, Silly Rabbit?
of 57 votes, 16% like it
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Dad + Belt = Warrior : Warrior + Mom = Whipped
of 57 votes, 16% like it
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I Earned My Degree To Prove I'm Worthy Of Flipping Burgers
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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This Shirt Is A Defense Mechanism.
of 57 votes, 21% like it
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This Shirt Keeps My Powers Under Control.
of 57 votes, 30% like it
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Skipping Down The Street Is Cool.
of 57 votes, 25% like it
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Each Time I Wear This Shirt, I Get Stronger.
of 57 votes, 21% like it
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It's Still Fun And Games When Someone Gets Hit In The Balls.
of 57 votes, 23% like it
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Fruitcakes Are Lethal Weapons.
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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My Boomerang Brings Back Candy, What About Yours?
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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I Don't Smell, Flies Just Think I'm Sweet.
of 57 votes, 21% like it
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Reading This Increases The Risk of Literacy.
of 57 votes, 28% like it
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This Is My New Thought Bubble.
of 57 votes, 16% like it
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things to do: eat. sleep. procrastinate.
of 58 votes, 17% like it
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God made Noobs for target practice.
of 56 votes, 20% like it
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