I hate raisins. I love all things word-related, but especially puns. My white hairs are multiplying at a rapid pace. I work for a daily newspaper, writing advetorial content and special features. I must rock out or I will dry up and die. I like nerds. I love books, and colours that are capable of burning the retina. I only wear leopard print on Halloween. I refuse to eat meat that is still attatched to its bones. I can - and will - abuse the English language, because I spent 4 years at university, learning the rules. Therefore, I am allowed to break them. If you break the rules without intention or awareness, I will mock you. Without mercy.

The end.