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fazrain aka Jen is a girl, has been a member since September 17, 2007, has scored 1,514 submissions, giving an average score of 1.43, helping 8 designs get printed.
I don't have a deathwish...but I don't have a lifewish either...
of 50 votes, 16% like it
I eat soap for breakfast in preparation for profanity laced day
of 49 votes, 12% like it
What a waste of money this was...it's designer though.
of 41 votes, 27% like it
What happenened to Ronald McDonald ? I never see him anymore.
of 41 votes, 12% like it
It's not half full or half empty...I smashed it against the wall
of 41 votes, 17% like it
Why am I the only cool person I know?
of 42 votes, 14% like it
Seriously...they still make books??
of 41 votes, 12% like it
Random thought...who has time? What does random mean?
of 41 votes, 10% like it
Don't believe anything you read...the world is ending
of 41 votes, 12% like it
turn around...let me have a piggy back ride
of 41 votes, 29% like it
Have you been rejected yet today?
of 56 votes, 11% like it
It's always greener where there's grass or money.
of 54 votes, 19% like it
Help me! I am here under this shirt feed me...
of 53 votes, 8% like it
Everything's better with ketchup.
of 54 votes, 22% like it
I wear my heart on my sleeve...that's why it's a red shirt.
of 53 votes, 19% like it
I'm laughing...on the inside.
of 53 votes, 11% like it
Childhood...I miss you
of 50 votes, 16% like it
I don't want to become just a forward on your email list.
of 50 votes, 20% like it
Never play leapfrog with a rhino on a trampoline...ouch.
of 50 votes, 6% like it
Go ahead...I wouldn't remember you in a line up anyway.
of 51 votes, 24% like it
Does this font make my butt look big?
of 50 votes, 20% like it
it's all about the threadcount, baby.
of 50 votes, 12% like it
Catch me before I fall on you.
of 50 votes, 16% like it
Procrastination stimulates creativity.
of 50 votes, 18% like it
No...I'm not pregnant.
of 50 votes, 18% like it
I had to give you some EXCUSE for staring at my chest.
of 50 votes, 18% like it
Social anxiety disorder: My excuse for not acknowledging you.
of 50 votes, 28% like it
duct tape...so many uses...so little time.
of 50 votes, 10% like it
Veggies kick Meat's A$$!
of 50 votes, 16% like it
Jesus of Nazareth was the first Celebrity.
of 50 votes, 18% like it
Kan't youu peple SPEL!
of 50 votes, 8% like it
Break me off a piece of crazy.
of 50 votes, 10% like it
Lead...keeping America stupider than China.
of 50 votes, 16% like it
How much lead have you ingested today?
of 50 votes, 10% like it
1/16 th Native American, Yeah they were here first.
of 50 votes, 14% like it
Commit random acts of love and selflessness.
of 50 votes, 16% like it
Why would you read this, when you won't even read a ballot?
of 51 votes, 22% like it
Criminal Lawyer? That's redundant.
of 50 votes, 16% like it
Rotary dial me babe. I'll put you on my rolodex.
of 50 votes, 14% like it
Made in China. Do not lick or put in mouth.
of 50 votes, 26% like it
Love me, Love me, say that you love me.
of 49 votes, 8% like it
Paxil, Prozac, or Zoloft?
of 50 votes, 12% like it
Look on the back it gets better
of 50 votes, 12% like it
What anti-depressant are u on?
of 50 votes, 16% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
> sweat saturation in pits=I like u or u scare the hell out of
of 42 votes, 5% like it
Did you hear the news?
of 48 votes, 8% like it
Did you wipe? I mean wipe good??
of 48 votes, 8% like it
Duck....duck................................GOOSE!
of 42 votes, 2% like it
everyone has a few crazies in their genetic pool
of 38 votes, 11% like it
Here ... Human, Human...Here...Human, Human. Meow.
of 41 votes, 7% like it
I don't know you...I don't like you.
of 32 votes, 6% like it
I have a rubber butt every time i turn around it goes putt putt
of 42 votes, 7% like it
It's all about the decisive nature of the action.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
It's my inheritance.
of 46 votes, 9% like it
Made in China. Teething rings. Hmmm...
of 48 votes, 6% like it
Objects may be larger than they appear.
of 41 votes, 7% like it
OMG My BFF is DOA...wanna B my new 1?
of 41 votes, 7% like it
Please don't look at me...it makes me nervous.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
Promote unicorns and rainbows...not war!
of 41 votes, 7% like it
Remember when your mom did everything for you?
of 50 votes, 12% like it
Show me your's I'll show you mine (ipod that is)
of 48 votes, 6% like it
what's in your fridge?
of 48 votes, 8% like it

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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.

All about me

Graphic designer
Ringling school grad