BOOKS. Ruining movies since whenever they were invented!
of 12 votes, 17% like it
|
Your mom helps me with my homwork.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
|
It's not a party unless i'm there!
of 15 votes, 13% like it
|
|
Wanna go do karate in the garage?!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
|
Jesus is my idol!
of 19 votes, 21% like it
|
It's just cause i'm white isn't it!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
|
|
What has alotta teeth and holds godzilla? My zipper!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
|
Nice rack
of 21 votes, 10% like it
|
If theres not soccer in heavin i'm not going!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
|
|
Shut up when i'm talkin' to you!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
|
Did you really just say that?!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
|
LADIES! Please form a single file line!
of 19 votes, 21% like it
|
|
You look just like my next girlfriend!
of 17 votes, 29% like it
|
Screw me i'm Irish!
of 14 votes, 7% like it
|
98.%34573246782542098657176372837473873 of the time no means yes!
of 24 votes, 4% like it
|
|
You know what i hate most? When people read my shirt!
of 13 votes, 8% like it
|
Goin' to the moon... BRB
of 10 votes, 10% like it
|
Do you even know what i'm talking about? Cause neither do I.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
|
|
I'm a PC and i'm ______ (put age in blank)
of 17 votes, 0% like it
|
Did we suddenly just become best friends?!
of 8 votes, 13% like it
|
Good thing I brought my library card, cause I'm checkin' you out!
of 13 votes, 15% like it
|
|
Last time I heard that joke I fell off my dinosaur!
of 9 votes, 22% like it
|
I make myself horny.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
|
I'm a Nudist....
of 32 votes, 6% like it
|
|
Don't steal! The Government hates competition.
of 56 votes, 21% like it
|
