Dear Fool,

My name is Dr Not A Real Person director and board member of Scamtastic, I got your email address from the little man who sits outside my house for several hours a day. Oh how we laugh!

We are interested in taking all of your money. Please give me your money. I will not give it back.

Source of the funds are:
You. And maybe a couple of other dumb people. You know how these things work.


Best Regards,
Dr Not Real