. . .And that would be alright.
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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. . .But I'm Felling Better
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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A Day Remembered In Early November
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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A Dream Rises In Eternal Night
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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A moment spent is gone fast, but a moment lost will last forever.
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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A picture is worth a thousand words, unless you ask a mime.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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All that matters is nothing and nothing matters.
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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As if life wasn't hard enough, now I gotta worry about AFTERlife?
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Bana: keep going. . .Bananana: damn.
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Blinking lights are my nemesis.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Buy for now, not forever.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Carve a smile. . .on your face.
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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Chillax, yo.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Chillaxin!
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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Do I look like I have something to say?
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Do NOT clap along to a Sousa march!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Don't you F*ckin look at me!
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Everyday I love you more and more.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Everyone who lives will someday die and die alone.
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Everyone who lives will someday die.
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Fulfill your empty life.
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Get well soon? NO, Get well NOW!
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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Gone away forever
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Happy thoughts, y'all.
of 42 votes, 21% like it
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Hey, Cool Shirt!
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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Hope we die holding hands
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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I aim to untie the line between the memories knotted in my mind.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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I am flattered by your fascination with me.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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I am the cause to all your problems.
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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I break up awkward silences by repeating deleted slogans I like.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I don't care if I die at midnite, I will not fwd your chain mail.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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I don't just have issues. I've got entire volumes!
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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I don't think of yesterday and I don't look at the clock.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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I don't think you unworthy.
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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I have not seen Bigfoot.
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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I have so many apps, my profile takes an hour to load.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I LQTM. (Laugh Quietly to Myself)
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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I mustard (mustered) all I could, but this hot dog is still plain
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I Plan Randomosities
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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I squeak!
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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I used to be vague but then I . . . wasn't
of 39 votes, 28% like it
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I watched you change.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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I'll see you next time I see you
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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I'm a rebel; I drive on driveways.
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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I'm a rebel; I park on parkways.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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I'm already there
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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I'm gonna take your picture...1...2...3...4 (you: WHAT?!) CLICK!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I'm just adding clutter to my profile now.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I'm not there
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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I've come to like the things I hate.
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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I've got nothing on under this shirt.
of 50 votes, 32% like it
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If "Fwd" is in the subject line, it's garbage to me.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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If I wasn't who I said I was, how would you know?
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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If looks could kill, I'd get a staring job.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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If we are all made of stars, aren't we all just full of gas?
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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In a contest between our shirts, mine obviously wins.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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In a world full of nothing, make sure you get your share.
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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In a world of Nothingness, be Something.
of 44 votes, 27% like it
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In an empty world, fill it up!
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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It is never too late. Never IS too late.
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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It's never too late to love someone. NEVER loving is too late.
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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It's never too late. NEVER is too late.
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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It's never too late. The only time it's too late is NEVER.
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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It's never too late. Too late is Never
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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Just WHAT exactly is a ShamWow made of?
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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King's to You
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Knock knock? Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who.
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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Let you fall for every empty word I say.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Lie Awake
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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LOL? Do you really sit alone at your computer laughing OUT LOUD?
of 60 votes, 28% like it
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Lovely Emptiness Only
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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LQTM: More realistic
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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Make someone happy. Make just one someone happy.
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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Many Underlying Excuses Leave Love Empty, Refused
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Memories Are Requirements of Yearnings
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Memories suspend the bridge over yesterday.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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most incredible slogan for a t-shirt ever thought of
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Mr. Pumpkin said, "Carve a smile. . .on my face!"
of 41 votes, 22% like it
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Musician Looking to Score
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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My other shirt is this one.
of 46 votes, 28% like it
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No lights, no music, just anger!
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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No, I will not join your sorority/mafia/gang/band.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Not without suspicion
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Nothing distinctly different.
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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Nothing's gonna change my world.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Nothing's gonna change the world.
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Now with an avatar!
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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Now with less cholesterol! (thanks to Cheerios)
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Now with less net worth.
of 45 votes, 22% like it
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Now with more sodium!
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Now worth less (but still not worthless).
of 47 votes, 21% like it
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Object to Crave
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Octopies!
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Okily K
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Once a procrastinator, always a. . .
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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Paradoxical
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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Peace out, Violence in.
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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Pizzapple
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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PJs w/pockets: Now you don't have to hold stuff when you sleep!
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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Potassium Power!
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Say goodbye to your lover.
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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See ya, when I see ya!
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Silence is life's laughter.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Sometimes I have a problem finishing senten
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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Sometimes I wonder what's going on.
of 41 votes, 22% like it
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Soon to be completed
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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Stop/Drive
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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Suspended between the past and future: Which way will you go?
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Suspended between today and tomorrow: Which way will you go?
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Suspended between yesterday and today: Which way will you go?
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Sweetness, your slogan is up for scoring.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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That boy needs therapy.
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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The devil walked into heaven and shouted, "WALLHAX!"
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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The glass is just twice the size it needs to be.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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The Glass:NOT 1/2 full or 1/2 empty,just 2x the size it needs 2B.
of 40 votes, 35% like it
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The meaning of life cannot be found by searching for it.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Think of your best friend. It's me, isn't it?
of 39 votes, 23% like it
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Two men walk into a bar; they both said "Ouch!"
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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U can only die once, no matter how many harbingers of death come.
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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What do you call a guy with a shovel in his head? Doug
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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What do you call a guy without a shovel in his head? Douglas
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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When Chuck Norris bites a zombie, it becomes human again.
of 37 votes, 22% like it
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Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?
of 55 votes, 25% like it
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Who's up for a rousing game of Connect 100?
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Who's up for a rousing game of Connect 100? [binary]
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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Wish it away
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Wouldn't you rather talk to me than read this?
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Write the book of life and love each page.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Write the book of life and love each word.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Yesterday's wishes end with nothing to show.
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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You are author of your life book. Make sure it's a happy ending.
of 42 votes, 21% like it
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Your face + black marker = "Hey, sweet mustache!"
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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Your Face + Black Sharpie = "Hey, Awesome Mustache!"
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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Your shirt doesn't have writing on it. Weird.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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your stoopid
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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[eating a bag of Sour Patch kids] "Wanna have kids with me?&
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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