Holla if you love peace and quiet!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I host raves with my night light.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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I stopped the payment on my reality check.
of 26 votes, 46% like it
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Life is unfair and then you’re reincarnated.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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My Rice Krispies Tell Me My Future.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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For a good time, call 911
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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The revolution will not be broadcast.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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My tuxedo shirt was dirty.
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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there's no background music in life.
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Card tricks and Poker don't mix.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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There is no lifeguard at the gene pool.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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The computer beat me at chess, but it lost at kick boxing.
of 30 votes, 33% like it
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I wonder if people watchers ever watch people people watching.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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I'd rather be a green monkey than a purple parrot.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Is this really funny right now or am I just high?
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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honestly I don't know.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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My quote is self aware.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Man, I didn't even think about it 'till I thought about it.
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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I wanna break my foot just so everyone can sign my cast.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Just ask me what you want to know.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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I've been bitten by the party animal.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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Im golden like a mother-effin goose egg.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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In ten years you're gonna wish you hadn't done that.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Everyone turn to Chapter 4 of the Bible.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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i h8 txt msg.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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