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Aug 29 '08 by SM Designs
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Worst Movie Ever

I always see blogs about best movies ever, but what is the worst movie you have ever seen?

Mine is: Pink Flamingos (1972)

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martiandrivein on Aug 29 '08 at 10:38am

Battlefield Earth, Waterworld, or Pluto Nash, have my votes.

_Wheels03 on Aug 29 '08 at 10:38am

Dreamcatcher

I was expecting it to be decent, but man... I mean how can you go wrong with Jason Lee?

Wiffler on Aug 29 '08 at 10:39am

Punch Drunk Love

Wiffler on Aug 29 '08 at 10:39am

Spider-man 3

mezo on Aug 29 '08 at 10:42am

8 Mile

&

*prepares for e-lashing*

Groundhog Day

_Wheels03 on Aug 29 '08 at 10:42am

X-Men 3

_Wheels03 on Aug 29 '08 at 10:44am

Finally watched Groundhog Day for the first time the other day and I have to say, it wasn't half bad. Not favorite movie material, but decent.

canadianbeaver on Aug 29 '08 at 10:44am

Pink Flamingos was bad... remember the trailer at the end?

deboraborialis on Aug 29 '08 at 10:50am

Top five worst films:

Event Horizon

Soylent Green (1973)

The incredible two headed transplant (1971)

Mulholland drive

Reservoir Dogs

deboraborialis on Aug 29 '08 at 10:51am

Strangely enough, the thing with two heads, which is sort of a sequal to The incredible two headed transplant is one of my favourites.

SM Designs on Aug 29 '08 at 10:51am

canadianbeaver I didn't stay for the whole thing I couldn't take anymore. I watched just over half and than left. Plus I try to block out as much as possible. It was BAD

squatterjohn on Aug 29 '08 at 10:53am

Beyond the Valley of the Dolls.

Wheels03 on Aug 29 '08 at 10:55am

Head of the Family

Twiggyhall on Aug 29 '08 at 10:57am

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band starring Peter Frampton and the Bee Gee's. Hideous. Steve Martin sings in it. Actually, everyone in it sings and completely butchers a good portion of the Beatles catalog.

Mikko Terva on Aug 29 '08 at 11:00am

mulholland drive is a f*ckin' masterpiece

lemonalle on Aug 29 '08 at 11:06am

Haha, people have listed some of my favorite movies in here.

Battlefield Earth was the worst.

OlliRudi on Aug 29 '08 at 11:07am

pink flamingos is awesome

mezo on Aug 29 '08 at 11:07am

Straight dudes like any/everything where 2 chicks make out.

roadkill3d on Aug 29 '08 at 11:21am

Reservoir Dogs... forseriously?

ISABOA on Aug 29 '08 at 11:22am

the air sucked out of my lung upon reading reservoir dogs

*SHHHWWWWOCCK*

Papaprime on Aug 29 '08 at 11:22am

Gummo

Southland Tales

Papaprime on Aug 29 '08 at 11:23am

Southland tales is at least entertainingly bad. Your jaw is agape at the horrible direction, story and acting almost the entire movie.

againstbound on Aug 29 '08 at 11:24am

Titanic

againstbound on Aug 29 '08 at 11:24am

roadkill3d on Aug 29 '08 at 11:21am

Reservoir Dogs... forseriously?

Yeah, I didn't expected to find that here either.

13strong on Aug 29 '08 at 11:26am

hang on - are we saying

Most Hated Films

or

Worst Made Films?

Because I don't see how anyone could say that Mulholland Drive is badly made. Yes, you might not like it, but it couldn't be considered one of the worst made...

Same for Reservoir Dogs - I could see why people wouldn't like it, but on technical / acting grounds alone, it's fucking awesome.

Kogepan on Aug 29 '08 at 11:27am

Problem Child

Breakfast at Tiffany's (because I couldn't make it past Mickey Rooney's character, and turned off the TV in disgust, even though I adored Audrey Hepburn)

13strong on Aug 29 '08 at 11:28am

mezo just hates Groundhog Day cos it has Bill Murray in it. I like it, but any film with Andy McDull in it loses SERIOUS points from me.

hippiekasey on Aug 29 '08 at 11:28am

wow yeah Mullholand Drive is one of my faves!

for worst I will have to go with 1000 BC

Cichan on Aug 29 '08 at 11:28am

how about The Blair Witch Project?

And some of that shoot-ask-regret type movies.

mezo on Aug 29 '08 at 11:32am

That is only 1 point, yes, 13, but Groundhog Day also sucks since it's the SAME SCENES WITH ONLY MINOR CHANGES REPEATING OVER AND OVER AND OVER.

...I liked Gummo. In all of it's dirty redneck glory.

13strong on Aug 29 '08 at 11:33am

I really don't know how to answer this, and I know that people will really not like my answers, should I answer.

Here goes nothing (note: this is not definitive, just what springs to mind)

Films I hate the most? Possibly:

Empire Records

Dirty Dancing

As Good As It Gets

Congo

Oh, there are probably so many more.

13strong on Aug 29 '08 at 11:35am

Groundhog Day also sucks since it's the SAME SCENES WITH ONLY MINOR CHANGES REPEATING OVER AND OVER AND OVER.

You do realise that's the premise, and the source of the entertainment, of the whole film? It's a film ABOUT a man who repeats the same day over and over.

It's like saying you Jurassic Park sucks because ALL THE SCENES HAVE DINOSAURS IN THEM!

zipperking on Aug 29 '08 at 11:35am

Snoop Dogg's: Hood of Horror. PERIOD!

againstbound on Aug 29 '08 at 11:36am

Hey, Congo is a masterpiece!

Well, not really, but it has a lot of gorillas, Homer Simpson would approve.

mezo on Aug 29 '08 at 11:37am

And that concept for a movie, alone, 13, is terrible in itself. Watching the same thing over and over is unentertaining. For the record, I went into that movie not knowing anything about it. Same with Lost in Translation....which also ate 12 dicks.

But THIS, however, is most entertaining:

danrule on Aug 29 '08 at 11:38am

a lot of peoples worst are some I really enjoyed.

I'd say Crash was pretty bland & over appreciated.

Teeth was boring, the Host was overhyped and not what I was expecting.

13strong on Aug 29 '08 at 11:38am

It's hard to think of the ACTUAL worst films (I don't tend to see a lot of bad films...), and not just list the really mediocre mainstream ones.

I guess the thing is that I don't mind REALLY shitty, poorly made films, because there's a lot of enjoyment to be derived from their shitness. But films that REALLY SHOULD BE BETTER actually annoy me more.

So, Kevin Smith makes Clerks and Chasing Amy, both of which are good and good fun, and then he makes

DOGMA

which is a pile of shit.

Framble on Aug 29 '08 at 11:39am

How can you not like Pink Flamingos? It is so abysmally bad, that it falls through a dimensional gateway on its way downwards and re-emerges in a constellation of...five stars.

Cichan on Aug 29 '08 at 11:40am

you can say everything about Dirty Dancing, except bad.

13strong on Aug 29 '08 at 11:42am

Lost in Translation was pretty shit, yeah.

I like the concept of Groundhog Day, though, because it's the kind of thing that indulges my "What if I could do that?" brain fun. I think there's a certain amount of satisfaction watching a guy living in a world where his actions have ABSOLUTELY no consequence. That said, Andy McDull is a pretty poor prize, given the hell that he goes through.

And Dirty Dancing? CREEPY CREEPY STUPID CREEPY FILM.

marblecargirl on Aug 29 '08 at 11:42am

hahaha, oh man, Gummo is NOT something you should watch while stoned. It's weird/creepy enough as it is.

13strong on Aug 29 '08 at 11:42am

danrule - you mean David Cronenberg CRASH or race-relations CRASH?

I haven't seen the latter, but the David Cronenberg one is one of the most over-rated films ever, surely.

mezo on Aug 29 '08 at 11:43am

The original Crash about sex in cars is good.

ISABOA on Aug 29 '08 at 11:44am

bridges of madison county was the worse eastwood film ever

marblecargirl on Aug 29 '08 at 11:46am

bridges of BORINGson county!

mezo on Aug 29 '08 at 11:46am

I dunno if it constitutes being a bad movie, but I've tried multiple times to watch Pulp Fiction...and I always fall asleep.

marblecargirl on Aug 29 '08 at 11:46am

just kidding, i never saw that

danrule on Aug 29 '08 at 11:46am

I was referring to the 'best picture' one.

The Cronenberg one had it's flaws, but I thought it was decent when I saw it. I don't remember how hyped it was back then though.

marblecargirl on Aug 29 '08 at 11:47am

haha, Mezo, that's how I am with Contact

13strong on Aug 29 '08 at 11:47am

mezo - it's SO BORING! A film about sex and car crashes should be disturbing and sexy and THRILLING. It should make you get inadvertent boners and make you sweat and squeal with fear and excitement.

It should not make you bored and slightly queasy as you watch James Spader mope around like a horny weirdo (admittedly, that's what he does in all the films he's in, but that's usually entertaining).

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