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Daniel_Newman
aka Daniel Newman is a 30.22 year old boy, has been a member since September 13, 2007, has scored 7065 submissions, giving an average score of 4.84.
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I started a clothing line, and all I got was this crappy T Shirt.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Nice art is just a plus.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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You know what goes great with beer. Sex with strangers.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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I use mathematics for all my calculations.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Being Homeless is NOT like camping.
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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Little bow peep lost more then her sheep.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Damn it Jim, it's a shirt not a newspaper.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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If you were a robot I would plug you in a heartbeat.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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My Names not steven, now were even.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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My Name is not Brad, does that make you sad?
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Velda Draw is Real.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I want a hoverboard.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Obama backwards is Amabo.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Somebody thought of it.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Let's play a game of where is your house.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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What floats your boat? Mine floats on water.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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With age comes wisdom, and I am finally old enough to know better
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I coined this phrase, and all I got was a penny for the thought.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Yeah, I'm on the A Team.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I won $500 for this.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Do you look fat to me?
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Taking a bite out of crime, is a crime.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Text on a shirt. Because drawing is so hard.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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If the male brain was a type of train, it would be a monorail.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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You Mecca me horny.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I am one yes away from being a one night stand.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Would you marry you?
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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Autographs $10.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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By reading this shirt, you are agreeing to look at a stranger.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Money is the root of all sex.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
I never bought a hotcake.
of 39 votes, 3% like it
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You've Read the Book You've Seen the Movie Now meet me in Person
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/585883/Daniel_Newman
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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
Some of you may know me better as quakerninja. I like to try new things, keep an open mind, and say yes to everything. I'm just starting off my second year as tee designer, and I can't wait to see what's going to come out of my head next. Things are going to change I can feel it.
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