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akapiefiend aka zack is a 20.56 year old boy, has been a member since September 10, 2007, has scored 5,076 submissions, giving an average score of 3.04, helping 93 designs get printed.

Mar 06 '08 by akapiefiend
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Story time!

You know how at sleep-overs or camp you sometimes tell round stories? Well I thought, what if we did a giant round story? I think it'd be tons of fun because there would be so many people to contribute to it. It can be any type of story you want it to be (as long as its somewhat relevant to the actual story in progress). Everyone would just post a few sentences to add to the story and it would just keep going. Well I might as well start so here goes nothing!!!

"Untitled (so far)"
by The People of Threadless

It was the first day of fall. Charlie Neblick sat on his front porch, watching the leaves blow all about his front yard. Little did he know that the wind was about to carry something extrodinary into town.

Torakamikaze on Mar 06 '08 at 9:47pm

Then he went to bed.

Maltzmania on Mar 06 '08 at 9:49pm

Then he woke up and ate oatmeal.

Maltzmania on Mar 06 '08 at 9:49pm

Then he pooped furiously.

Maltzmania on Mar 06 '08 at 9:49pm

Then he died.

Maltzmania on Mar 06 '08 at 9:50pm

Charlie Neblick was 45.

Chipmnk on Mar 06 '08 at 9:50pm

That's when he realized it wasn't poop.

Maltzmania on Mar 06 '08 at 9:50pm

Father of 3, Husband of 20 Years to Martha Neblick.

Maltzmania on Mar 06 '08 at 9:50pm

Then he signed onto threadless.

Chipmnk on Mar 06 '08 at 9:52pm

That's when he found the key, but in order to reach the Treasure of the Ancients, he had to battle the Flame Dragon. However, the only thing that could kill the Flame Dragon was the Ice Scepter, which could only be bought with 207 gold coins from the dwarfs living in Glacial Castle.

Puma7 on Mar 06 '08 at 9:53pm

And then he deleted his account, never to return.

Chipmnk on Mar 06 '08 at 9:54pm

It was at that point that Samuel realized that he did not want to follow in his father's footsteps. He didn't want to own the family business.

And he realized his feelings for the street performer juggling melons on the sidewalk.

Maltzmania on Mar 06 '08 at 9:56pm

He farted.

Chipmnk on Mar 06 '08 at 9:56pm

He was lucky that he had remembered to bring his monkey companion, Yub-Nub. With Yub-Nub's help, he was able to pull himself out of the quicksand.

Little did he know, the vine he was holding was actually a poisonous snake. In heat.

iPear on Mar 06 '08 at 9:57pm

The end.

Maltzmania on Mar 06 '08 at 9:57pm

The end.

iPear on Mar 06 '08 at 9:58pm

and then all of the sudden someone took a huge dump and the end.

Maltzmania on Mar 06 '08 at 9:59pm

Print.

Copy.

That's a wrap.

Chipmnk on Mar 06 '08 at 9:59pm

[credits with elaborate sex scene involving a boy, his pet velociraptor, and a pair of moccasins]

Maltzmania on Mar 06 '08 at 10:00pm

[random indie song playing in the background with Diablo Cody interlude]

iPear on Mar 06 '08 at 10:02pm

[at the end there remains one single egg, and from it you hear a deafening shreak, out pops...what appears to be one last unharmed spawn of the beast that wreaked havoc on Matthew Broderic just like 5 minutes before]

Chipmnk on Mar 06 '08 at 10:05pm

Puma7 on Mar 06 '08 at 10:11pm

And then SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!

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