Posted a new pic for my avatar mugshot thingy. Man do I have a big shnoz. I wonder if thats how you spell shnoz? But Im stoked that the wood grain can still be seen in the foto. Thats pretty tight. And thats why I paid the big bucks for them glasses...ah man what a waste.

I always take pictures with my eyes closed or doing a ridiculous face. With a shirt that read: "Just photoshop me out later" photographers would see that I understand that I am not photogenic and will not have to worry about hurting my feelings when they clone stamp overtop of me.

My buddy's scooter was the love of his life. He'd walk into work everyday with a shiny red helmet under his arm and I would always glance over my monitor to catch a glimpse of the shimmering red head shield. The helmet would reflect my peering eyes in its visor, showing back to me my own envy. I always wanted a bike. But Im not tough enough to have a harley or desperately unsure of myself enough to buy a ninja. So the yahmaha beluga seemed to be a perfect fit. But alas, I cant afford the price on a vintage gem like that. If I had been smart enough I could have stolen my friends helmet and then with that been able to tame the beluga. But I was too late it seems. The beluga was captured only days ago, and I am left with nothing. My friend? Yes he too also has lost the beluga, but he still carries the helmet.

Help the beluga come home, if you know it's wherabouts contact my friend @ findmyscooter.com

The reward of a free meal at Moxies will be given to the bike's finder.

This is actually your life, so start living it. You only got this chance so buck up. You'll never have the chance again so try.