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Pizazz
aka Chris is a boy, has been a member since September 4, 2007, has scored 9148 submissions, giving an average score of 2.64.
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Simply remembering your favorite things is for pansies
of 36 votes, 28% like it
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Dogs bite and bees sting... but I'm not a pansy about it!
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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The knights of Camelot just had to ditch that polyhedronic table.
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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Ignorance is Bliss, and You're Stuck in Nirvana!
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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Variety may be the spice of life, but I enjoy my salt and pepper
of 53 votes, 36% like it
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Tektonic plates have mad dance skills that rock the earth
of 71 votes, 28% like it
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Shakespeare did it without Microsoft Word
of 78 votes, 42% like it
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Tapping your heels together doesn't help the homeless very much
of 85 votes, 49% like it
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Cowardly Lions don't fit well in natural selection anyway
of 82 votes, 55% like it
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Heads Shoulders Knees and Toes all come in the standard kit
of 74 votes, 27% like it
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Jesus saves, but Moses invests!
of 86 votes, 31% like it
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My Father's Male Pattern Baldness is Argyle!
of 81 votes, 25% like it
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Contrary to popular belief, everyone has their own opinion!
of 78 votes, 33% like it
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My other me isn't schizophrenic either!
of 90 votes, 23% like it
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(On Shoulder) I Wish My Conscious Was A Cricket!
of 89 votes, 33% like it
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You say tomato; me too.
of 100 votes, 46% like it
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I used to be a scout, so I've been taught how to light your fire
of 82 votes, 27% like it
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Thor stole Zeus's thunder
of 88 votes, 30% like it
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Hell and High Water Don't Mix Very Well
of 88 votes, 26% like it
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I came, I saw, I cliched
of 85 votes, 26% like it
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Music is the language of the soul, and mine's playing its solo
of 84 votes, 32% like it
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What are you talking about, I see lots of dollar bills on trees!
of 83 votes, 24% like it
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Life gave me lemons, but not any sugar!
of 84 votes, 37% like it
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I lernd mah wordz from teh lolcats
of 85 votes, 34% like it
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I stole the cookie from the cookie jar. Yes, me.
of 94 votes, 44% like it
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I wonder if Beethoven was an organ donor...
of 98 votes, 26% like it
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George, Tom, Teddy, and Abe make up the US's biggest rock group!
of 83 votes, 25% like it
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Violence is not the answer; It's just a good plan B.
of 123 votes, 60% like it
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I hate it when the condiment aisle is jam packed!
of 101 votes, 32% like it
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I know, you're thinking I'm paranoid. That's what they all say.
of 92 votes, 25% like it
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Frends, Romans, Van Gogh, lend me your ear!
of 92 votes, 26% like it
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We're all special, but some are more special than others.
of 91 votes, 27% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
(Kids tee) Those green things on the tree aren't dollar bills?
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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A burgular actualy is just someone who burgles
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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A fly in your soup leads to a fly in your poop!
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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Alien furniture comes in peices.
of 60 votes, 22% like it
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Anna Nicole Smith reaches target weight
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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Art! It's subjetive!
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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Bakers are always rolling in the dough.
of 52 votes, 19% like it
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because life never tasted so EXM!
of 38 votes, 3% like it
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Bloody Tampons Part III: coming soon to a theatre near you.
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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Boxing Champions are the best at recording One Hit Wonders
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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But... It looked so cute and harmless in the store!
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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Cheese comes from really slow cows
of 71 votes, 24% like it
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Cheezus Crust I'm hungry!
of 70 votes, 23% like it
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Chevy: like most cars, it's basically just a moving rock.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Club sandwiches really know how to get their speed on.
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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Corny puns are an excellent scource of bio-feul
of 50 votes, 22% like it
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Da Vinci a la mode
of 53 votes, 6% like it
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Don't make me snap my fingers in a Z formation!
of 39 votes, 21% like it
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Drumroll, please!
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Eating is painful when it hits the spot!
of 63 votes, 10% like it
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EPICS:The Illiad, The Oddesy, Beowulf, and The Boy Who Cried Wolf
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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Everybody's a cynic.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Excuse my behavior, it's the latest in preformance art
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Free Willy gets off on dolphins
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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Gee, I sure miss Wally.
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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George, Tom, Teddy, and Abe: America's biggest rock group!
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Great things happen to those who mate
of 64 votes, 17% like it
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Hockey: A boxing match where contestants take skating brakes
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Horny was actually the 8th of the 7 dwarves
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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How's the beef stew, if you know what I mean?
of 38 votes, 3% like it
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I AM EXITED
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I do lunges just for kicks
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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I don't have AIDS, I'm HIV Positive!
of 44 votes, 7% like it
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I play soccer just for kicks
of 58 votes, 24% like it
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I said that I worked in a grocery aisle and got called a stalker
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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I started watching full-grain TV
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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I think I'll blog about this conversation tonight...
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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I thought we were going to be wearing matching outfits!
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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I wrote this slogan myself!
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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I'm a Model-T.
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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I'm fine, but my bedroom drastically needs a pick-me-up.
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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I've Looked High and Low for an Eskimo Ho.
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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I've... been told that... Brevity is the *cough* source of...
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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Idaho is more than just potatoes
of 69 votes, 23% like it
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Idaho: More than just potatoes!
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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If I had a hammer, I'd stick it in my tool chest in the morning.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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If one farted helium, would it be high pitched?
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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If the motor industry died, would it reincarnate?
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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If you stopped the world facing the sun, I could melt with you
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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Irishmen are fat lazy crunks
of 39 votes, 0% like it
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It's not over till the fat lady induces trauma
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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lets see if the slogans work
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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lol @
of 38 votes, 0% like it
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Lolcats = badd engrish teechurz
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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Look into my eyes and tell me you are blind.
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Meeting your maker isn't nearly as bad when you're a robot
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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Mingling with the common folk
of 53 votes, 21% like it
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My 6th sense is of humor!
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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My corny jokes are a great source of bio-deisel!
of 30 votes, 23% like it
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My father has male pattern baldness, and it's argyle
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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My musings are confusing.
of 51 votes, 18% like it
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My other me is schizophrenic
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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My sandwich has a ticket to ride.
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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No, my twin sister and I are NOT identical.
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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Orange you glad I didn't say that this is Sparta?
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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Orange you glad I didn't tell you that joke?
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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People complain too much!
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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People who live in glass houses should find better contractors
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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People who talk on their cell phone often become cell drones.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Pizza sure hits the spot... OW!
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Please Don't Tickle Me
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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Poe's poetry wasn't poepular in his time.
of 68 votes, 19% like it
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Protesting the imprisonment of organelles in cells!
of 68 votes, 26% like it
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Protesting the imprisonment of our nuclei in cells!
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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Racecar drivers sure have a profitable career.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Rapping Grammer Grannies won a Grammy
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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Reading this aloud ain't allowed!
of 37 votes, 3% like it
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Repent, for the End is Bye!
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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Rub-a-dub-dub, I clean my tuba in the tib!
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Schrödinger's Game Show! Russian Roulette for innocent felin
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Schrödinger's Game Show! Russian Roulette for innocent felin
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Schrödinger's Game Show: Russian Roulette for innocent feli
of 5 votes, 40% like it
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Schrödinger's Game Show: Russian Roulette for an Innocent Fe
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Scientists only care if something is worth it's mass in gold
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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SCISSORS! For hands!!
of 55 votes, 24% like it
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Shroedinger's Game Show: Russian Roulette for innocent felines
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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Snow's might beat the seven dwarves.
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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Suppose you Juxtapose a Rose with a Nose
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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The one ring to find them sure had a hard time getting back home
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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The way we're going, the world may just end up fat.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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There's a fine line between Witticism and Existencialism.
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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There's a reason guys think only strong men can pick up chicks.
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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There's no point thinking Existencially with our short life span
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Toilets: Why would anyone get rid of brownies and lemonade?
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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Vroommmmm.... Tasty sandwich car
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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What if the Hokey-Pokey really was what it's all about?
of 37 votes, 22% like it
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What would you do if you had seven dwarves?
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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When life gives you lemons, ask for some sugar next
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Whoever made the rhyme did the crime!
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Woe was Poe
of 59 votes, 12% like it
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Worse than being abducted by aliens is being taken back.
of 45 votes, 20% like it
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Yo momma so fat.
of 38 votes, 0% like it
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You can't mess with my charisma!
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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You Have Died of Dysentery on the Orego Trail.
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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You put the lime in the coconut and look at it with disgust
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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You say tomato, and so do I
of 42 votes, 29% like it
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You took my wife, but you ain't gonna steal my Chevy.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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V from V for Vendetta:
"Voilą! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-ą-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."
boysbeambitious drew these wonderful bits for me, thankee much!
Danke Bafocomics!
Muchas Gracias Ray Frenden!!
Xie Xie goldenspat!
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