(Kids tee) Those green things on the tree aren't dollar bills?
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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A burgular actualy is just someone who burgles
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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A fly in your soup leads to a fly in your poop!
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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Alien furniture comes in peices.
of 60 votes, 22% like it
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Anna Nicole Smith reaches target weight
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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Art! It's subjetive!
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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Bakers are always rolling in the dough.
of 52 votes, 19% like it
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because life never tasted so EXM!
of 38 votes, 3% like it
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Bloody Tampons Part III: coming soon to a theatre near you.
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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Boxing Champions are the best at recording One Hit Wonders
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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But... It looked so cute and harmless in the store!
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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Cheese comes from really slow cows
of 71 votes, 24% like it
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Cheezus Crust I'm hungry!
of 70 votes, 23% like it
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Chevy: like most cars, it's basically just a moving rock.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Club sandwiches really know how to get their speed on.
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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Corny puns are an excellent scource of bio-feul
of 50 votes, 22% like it
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Da Vinci a la mode
of 53 votes, 6% like it
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Don't make me snap my fingers in a Z formation!
of 39 votes, 21% like it
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Drumroll, please!
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Eating is painful when it hits the spot!
of 63 votes, 10% like it
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EPICS:The Illiad, The Oddesy, Beowulf, and The Boy Who Cried Wolf
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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Everybody's a cynic.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Excuse my behavior, it's the latest in preformance art
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Free Willy gets off on dolphins
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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Gee, I sure miss Wally.
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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George, Tom, Teddy, and Abe: America's biggest rock group!
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Great things happen to those who mate
of 64 votes, 17% like it
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Hockey: A boxing match where contestants take skating brakes
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Horny was actually the 8th of the 7 dwarves
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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How's the beef stew, if you know what I mean?
of 38 votes, 3% like it
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I AM EXITED
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I do lunges just for kicks
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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I don't have AIDS, I'm HIV Positive!
of 44 votes, 7% like it
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I play soccer just for kicks
of 58 votes, 24% like it
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I said that I worked in a grocery aisle and got called a stalker
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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I started watching full-grain TV
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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I think I'll blog about this conversation tonight...
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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I thought we were going to be wearing matching outfits!
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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I wrote this slogan myself!
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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I'm a Model-T.
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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I'm fine, but my bedroom drastically needs a pick-me-up.
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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I've Looked High and Low for an Eskimo Ho.
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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I've... been told that... Brevity is the *cough* source of...
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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Idaho is more than just potatoes
of 69 votes, 23% like it
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Idaho: More than just potatoes!
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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If I had a hammer, I'd stick it in my tool chest in the morning.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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If one farted helium, would it be high pitched?
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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If the motor industry died, would it reincarnate?
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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If you stopped the world facing the sun, I could melt with you
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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Irishmen are fat lazy crunks
of 39 votes, 0% like it
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It's not over till the fat lady induces trauma
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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lets see if the slogans work
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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lol @
of 38 votes, 0% like it
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Lolcats = badd engrish teechurz
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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Look into my eyes and tell me you are blind.
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Meeting your maker isn't nearly as bad when you're a robot
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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Mingling with the common folk
of 53 votes, 21% like it
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My 6th sense is of humor!
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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My corny jokes are a great source of bio-deisel!
of 30 votes, 23% like it
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My father has male pattern baldness, and it's argyle
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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My musings are confusing.
of 51 votes, 18% like it
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My other me is schizophrenic
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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My sandwich has a ticket to ride.
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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No, my twin sister and I are NOT identical.
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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Orange you glad I didn't say that this is Sparta?
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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Orange you glad I didn't tell you that joke?
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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People complain too much!
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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People who live in glass houses should find better contractors
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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People who talk on their cell phone often become cell drones.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Pizza sure hits the spot... OW!
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Please Don't Tickle Me
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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Poe's poetry wasn't poepular in his time.
of 68 votes, 19% like it
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Protesting the imprisonment of organelles in cells!
of 68 votes, 26% like it
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Protesting the imprisonment of our nuclei in cells!
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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Racecar drivers sure have a profitable career.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Rapping Grammer Grannies won a Grammy
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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Reading this aloud ain't allowed!
of 37 votes, 3% like it
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Repent, for the End is Bye!
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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Rub-a-dub-dub, I clean my tuba in the tib!
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Schrödinger's Game Show! Russian Roulette for innocent felin
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Schrödinger's Game Show! Russian Roulette for innocent felin
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Schrödinger's Game Show: Russian Roulette for innocent feli
of 5 votes, 40% like it
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Schrödinger's Game Show: Russian Roulette for an Innocent Fe
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Scientists only care if something is worth it's mass in gold
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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SCISSORS! For hands!!
of 55 votes, 24% like it
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Shroedinger's Game Show: Russian Roulette for innocent felines
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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Snow's might beat the seven dwarves.
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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Suppose you Juxtapose a Rose with a Nose
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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The one ring to find them sure had a hard time getting back home
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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The way we're going, the world may just end up fat.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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There's a fine line between Witticism and Existencialism.
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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There's a reason guys think only strong men can pick up chicks.
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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There's no point thinking Existencially with our short life span
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Toilets: Why would anyone get rid of brownies and lemonade?
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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Vroommmmm.... Tasty sandwich car
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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What if the Hokey-Pokey really was what it's all about?
of 37 votes, 22% like it
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What would you do if you had seven dwarves?
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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When life gives you lemons, ask for some sugar next
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Whoever made the rhyme did the crime!
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Woe was Poe
of 59 votes, 12% like it
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Worse than being abducted by aliens is being taken back.
of 45 votes, 20% like it
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Yo momma so fat.
of 38 votes, 0% like it
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You can't mess with my charisma!
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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You Have Died of Dysentery on the Orego Trail.
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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You put the lime in the coconut and look at it with disgust
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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You say tomato, and so do I
of 42 votes, 29% like it
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You took my wife, but you ain't gonna steal my Chevy.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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