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Pizazz aka Chris is a boy, has been a member since September 4, 2007, has scored 9148 submissions, giving an average score of 2.64.
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An unofficial offshoot of the OSC, where we play a game once played in the OSC a long time ago

If you participated then, or clicked the links and looked at that, then you know how it works. If not, the idea is to play an awesome game while collectively brainstorming for slogan submissions. It works like this:



Person give a random topic (ie. Funny accents, hang gliders, misnomers, pickup trucks)

The next guy takes the topic and creates a slogan relevant to the topic in bold. It doesn't have to be any good.

That person includes the next topic for the next person to come along

All slogans that are made up in this fashion can be submitted officially if the creator so desires. NO TAKING OTHER PEOPLE'S SLOGANS.


And it continues on and on. It's quite fun!
(PS: if you haven't joined the Official Slogan Club yet, Please go and do so, especially if you are willing to participate in this!)
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Pizazz
Pizazz on Mar 08 '08 at 1:47am
FIRST TOPIC

acorns
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Mar 08 '08 at 1:51am
Squirrels Store Their Acorn Porn Away in Such Secret Places.

Garbage Trucks
Pizazz
Pizazz on Mar 08 '08 at 2:01am
Garbage trucks have the ultimate secret weapon in high speed chase scenes
Pizazz
Pizazz on Mar 08 '08 at 2:01am
Top Hats
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Mar 08 '08 at 2:03am
Smart hobos use tophats for change

Board Games
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Mar 08 '08 at 2:04am
*spare change
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Mar 08 '08 at 2:06am
In the Board Game of Life, I Dropped Out Before Even Earning a Job.

lobotomies
Pizazz
Pizazz on Mar 08 '08 at 2:09am
Zombies stick around in the waiting room during lobotomies, in case anything goes wrong

rubber ducks
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Mar 08 '08 at 1:47pm
bump, I've done too many already so I'm just gonna give a quick "pass" for the rubber duckies!
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Mar 10 '08 at 3:11am
Screw My Rubby Ducky, Neo is the One

Flashlights
Lhiiiz
Lhiiiz on Mar 10 '08 at 8:43am
Flashlights, the poor man's lightsaber

nachos
EricDiaz
EricDiaz on Mar 10 '08 at 8:52am
Nachos, part of a complete breakfast.

deodorants
SoulfumeInc
SoulfumeInc on Mar 10 '08 at 8:57am
My last marketing gimmick failed at combining two popular items...

Ronny James Dio-dorant


(sorry, so bad...)
SoulfumeInc
SoulfumeInc on Mar 10 '08 at 8:58am
umm, how about...

Bowling
gtoast99
gtoast99 on Mar 10 '08 at 9:14am
My mind was in the gutter until I moved to the bumper lane.

breakfast!
Lhiiiz
Lhiiiz on Mar 10 '08 at 9:18am
breakfast! The breakfast of champions!
Lhiiiz
Lhiiiz on Mar 10 '08 at 9:19am
oops

math
squatterjohn
squatterjohn on Mar 10 '08 at 10:35am
Fractions speak louder than nerds

Nerds 2^2 ever


Yeah, obviously not mine, but I think that had to be done to get this moving again.
squatterjohn
squatterjohn on Mar 10 '08 at 10:36am
Board games.
V1ctorya
V1ctorya on Mar 10 '08 at 10:42am
Sorry, I Monopolize Trouble

Feline Angst
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Mar 10 '08 at 11:04am
LOLcats Are Making Tragic Comments About Life Under Their Breath..

Whew V1ctoria, way to make me work overtime for that one!

Garden Gnomes
V1ctorya
V1ctorya on Mar 10 '08 at 1:38pm
Garden Gnomes Support Bush

Losing
martiandrivein
martiandrivein on Mar 10 '08 at 1:41pm
It isn't all about winning, unless you're playing Russian roulette.


shoelaces.
againstbound
   againstbound on Mar 10 '08 at 6:12pm
One day feet will break the shoelaces of opression and put an end to the tyranny of hands

cannibal bunnies
smitten kitten
smitten kitten on Mar 10 '08 at 6:22pm
cannibal bunnies, saving carrots at all cost

work
againstbound
   againstbound on Mar 10 '08 at 6:31pm
Work : Making weekends special since the dawn of time

gas masks
Pizazz
Pizazz on Mar 10 '08 at 11:09pm
oh my god, people!

The military spokesman told us to wear gas masks, but I just sprayed air freshener.


scuba
squatterjohn
squatterjohn on Mar 11 '08 at 12:23am
Scuba divers like it when they're under pressure.

Spaghetti.
Pizazz
Pizazz on Mar 11 '08 at 12:26am
I fail at twirling spaghetti.

Baggage.
againstbound
   againstbound on Mar 11 '08 at 1:30am
Tarzan's baggage fits in a ziplock bag

flareguns
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Mar 11 '08 at 1:40am
Shooting a Flaregun At Someone Makes Them Look More Colorful & Festive.

The equator
againstbound
   againstbound on Mar 11 '08 at 1:57am
The Equator : The world's finest math-related luchador since Captain Pi

subtitles
Pizazz
Pizazz on Mar 11 '08 at 2:00am
Subtitles... always ruining the pun(/joke?)

Arson
professorE
professorE on Mar 11 '08 at 2:01am
There haven't been any good sub titles since Red October.

drugs

Pizazz
Pizazz on Mar 11 '08 at 2:03am
Ah, I beat you to it!

New rule is that if this happens, the next guy uses the 1st next suggestion, but has to suggest what the too-late person said.
professorE
professorE on Mar 11 '08 at 2:03am
Fuck.

Arson is much more fun with marshmallows.

drugs
againstbound
   againstbound on Mar 11 '08 at 2:09am
Shamans are just glorified drug addicts

black holes
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Mar 11 '08 at 2:19am
Grumpy Black Holes Always Come Along & Spoil the Newer Star's Light Shows.

unicycles
squatterjohn
squatterjohn on Mar 11 '08 at 2:23am
Why do they call them bicycles, when only unicycles go both ways?

Beer.
Pizazz
Pizazz on Mar 11 '08 at 9:01am
Beer Batter: a Drunken Beart Attack in a Cup?

Salami
V1ctorya
V1ctorya on Mar 11 '08 at 9:22am
You Say Sal-Ami, I say Mi Amor

Vienna Sausages
professorE
professorE on Mar 11 '08 at 9:33am
I'll bet people from Vienna don't even eat thos little sausages.

Boy bands
squatterjohn
squatterjohn on Mar 11 '08 at 9:46am
Boy bands: At least they're not girl bands

Hybrid cars
Pizazz
Pizazz on Mar 11 '08 at 10:08am
Hybrids: because the car you own can suck even more in comparison!

cuts of meat
gtoast99
gtoast99 on Mar 11 '08 at 11:05am
The butcher t-boned your mom's tenderloin.

Bad, I know...

founding fathers
againstbound
   againstbound on Mar 11 '08 at 4:35pm
Founding fathers are ever jealous of mother nature

backup singers
againstbound
   againstbound on Mar 12 '08 at 12:23am
Backup singers are one step away from stage furniture
(i know i'm not supposed to do it myself but no one else is playing u_u)

martial arts
Neon Samurai
Neon Samurai on Mar 12 '08 at 12:26am
Martial Arts: the only art it's not fun to receive.

lawn
Pizazz
Pizazz on Mar 12 '08 at 12:29am
lol. I didn't even look yet!

fine.

Karate is just like doing the Robot, except faster and deadlier.

tea
Pizazz
Pizazz on Mar 12 '08 at 12:31am
damn!
Goat's both cut and fertilize your lawn independently.

tea.

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