What ever you do, DO NOT read this shirt.
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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This is more than a t-shirt, it's a form of expression.
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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LOST. If you find me, please return me to the nearest bar.
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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Today, I'm ready to take on anything!
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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I'm taking this shirt with me to the afterlife.
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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Jugger-what? NOT!
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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lover, heartbreaker, and everything in between.
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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Like buttah, baby.
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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Just can't get enough of affluenza.
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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Every thing is a conspiracy.
of 42 votes, 26% like it
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We all suffer from affluenza... but that's just not enough!
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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There's nothing more this shirt can say about me, except for me.
of 42 votes, 2% like it
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MOOD SHIRT. On a good day this shirt turns blue.
of 42 votes, 26% like it
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I can't help but tell you that you need a cooler t-shirt.
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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What is love if you have no one to share it with?
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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This shirt tells you absolutely nothing about me.
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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This shirt is about me, not you.
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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"NO OUTLET" That must suck for electric cars...
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Look at me! I can draw. That makes me artsy-fartsy.
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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Pretty please, with cherry on top.
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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Serial Nerd Dater
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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I dig nerds.
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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I don't rememeber my eyes being this low. Try looking up.
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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To tell you the truth, even I don't know what's on my shirt.
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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This message will self destruct in 5...4...3...2...BOOM!
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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There's no right or wrong in dancing, just move to your own beat.
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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If I had a nickel for every slogan I see on a t-shirt...
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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Wait a minute. Are you staring at my chest?
of 40 votes, 23% like it
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Slogans don't define who I am, but this shirt looks cool
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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Sorry, but I've already checked out for the day.
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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My day starts when the music is playing.
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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My days don't start until noon.
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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Redemption is my middle name.
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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Blond moments don't apply to be because I'm a brunette.
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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I hate office politics.
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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I like grading things on a scale of 1 to 10.
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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Occupation: Full-Time Couch Potato
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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I have what it takes to be a procrastinator!
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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Hello. Will you be my friend?
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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Note: I need my coffee fix before I speak with anyone.
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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Anything you can do, I can do better. WAY BETTER.
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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This shirt is U & I SEX. Oops! I mean unisex.
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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Look at me! I'm all growned up!
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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You can count on me for anything! But not right now, I'm busy.
of 40 votes, 28% like it
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Don't move. I want to test out my new x-ray vision.
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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I only bought this shirt 'cause it was on sale.
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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Slogans? I prefer jingles.
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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There was something I wanted to say to you, but now I forgot.
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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This is my 'Casual Friday' shirt.
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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How can you tell someone is interested in you? Eye contact.
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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I need a belly rub...
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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All for one, and one for...eeew!
of 40 votes, 3% like it
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