1840 people and only a few hours left of scoring? Is that normal these days?

Stupid low-scoring slogans...

I've decided that all my slogans from now on will consist solely of lyrics to 80s theme songs. They are a boon for deep and meaningful thoughts. A boon, I say!

Can you name the show from the lyric (without googling, you cheaters)? I'll start with an easy one:

"There's a path you take and a path not taken. The choice is up to YOU, my friend."

It's a fun game, no?

So, I've just discovered the slogan section of Threadless and I've decided that I need to shake the hands of the %6 of people who'd wear my "He beats me 'cause I'm stupid." slogan. You're my kind of people, you un-PC little bunch, you!

My magnum opus is yet to come I guess.

1. I used to make short films with my friends that mocked people we knew and thought were losers (Katie, April, and that kid with the bandana and sunglasses).

2. I poured bubble mix into my roommate's really expensive facial soap, hoping that her skin would break out.

3. When I was 4, I asked my mother how to spell "shit". I then sent a letter to my grandfather that said "SHIT" because I didn't like him. He opened it at a dinner with all of of his friends from church.

4. In second grade I trashed the class bathroom and blamed it on Jeff Eaton, the second worst kid in class (the worst kid was absent that day)

5. When a football player asked me if I wanted to go to the senior year Spring Fling, I said "With YOU? Ha!"

6. I ditched a girl with asthma once, just ran away from her in the middle of town in the middle of the night, as she shouted "Wait! Wait! I can't keep up! My asthma!"

7. I tried to get my friend to wet her pants by putting her hand in warm water while she was sleeping. When it didn't work, I just poured the water in between her legs and convinced her anyway. --she was very embarrassed.

8. In 5th grade I was the best artist in the class, and when we were supposed to draw pictures, I copied the girl who was sitting behind me, and made the whole class believe that SHE was copying ME. Everyone hated her.

9. I sent a series of secret admirer love notes to my junior high best friend and hinted that they were from the cutest boy in class. Ahh. Shawn Dalton. mmmm.

10. I convinced my college boyfriend not to go to law school and to follow his dream of being a stand up comic... last I heard, he was working at Chicken Hut.

11. My friends once took all of my shoes, tied the laces together in knots and left them strewn about my house with nasty notes in them. I don't remember what I did to deserve it, but it must have been bad.

12. I sent a Playboy subscription to a guy in hopes of embarrassing him in front of his housemates.

13. I sometimes shoplift just because I don't feel like waiting in the checkout line.

14. When the boy my friend and I both liked called me to ask me if my friend liked him, I told him she was gay.

15. Once I got a guy all hot and horny in a chat room and let him call me on the phone. Then I bitched him out for being a pervert.

16. When I was 9, I drew evil looking eyebrows on my little sister's face and told her they would wash off. They didn't (and I kind of knew they wouldn't)

17. I downloaded Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On".

18. When I was 3, I put on a gorilla mask and chased my best friend Matt around the house as he cried. He never came over again.

19. I intercepted a love note from a boy and read it aloud to my class. Then the kid got kicked out of class for threatening to kick my ass. Poor bastard.

20. Sometimes when I'm arguing, I make things up just to win...but only when I know I'm right.


I'm... sorry. (especially about number 17).