Profile for JamieMelani - "He beats me 'cause I'm stupid."

JamieMelani aka Jamie Marshall is a 35.98 year old girl, has been a member since September 3, 2007, has scored 3,411 submissions, giving an average score of 1.31, helping 8 designs get printed.

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Oct 10 '07 by JamieMelani
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"He beats me 'cause I'm stupid."

So, I've just discovered the slogan section of Threadless and I've decided that I need to shake the hands of the %6 of people who'd wear my "He beats me 'cause I'm stupid." slogan. You're my kind of people, you un-PC little bunch, you!

queris1 on Oct 10 '07 at 8:25am

death by crayon on Oct 10 '07 at 8:25am

this man must think dead horses are stupid

death by crayon on Oct 10 '07 at 8:25am

ah wrong image

death by crayon on Oct 10 '07 at 8:25am

queris1 on Oct 10 '07 at 8:26am

JamieMelani on Oct 10 '07 at 8:33am

Well, if they were smart, they'd know how to stay alive, wouldn't they? And they certainly wouldn't be carousing with the sort of people who'd beat them when they died. Stupid witless horses.

staffell on Oct 10 '07 at 8:38am

I like you

d3d on Oct 10 '07 at 8:38am

it's cute but you need a gender non-specific version.

Bramish on Oct 10 '07 at 8:41am

Add me to that 6%. I'd wear it, if only for the "What the fuck?" reactions it'd get.

JamieMelani on Oct 10 '07 at 9:01am

Staffell: I apologize for everything I ever said about Walt Disney. Dreams really do come true.

Leon: What? Pa's never taken the switch to yo' ass?:)

Bramish: Well thanks for messing everything up. Now it's not 6% anymore. I look like a fool! A damned fool! What the fuck?

iPear on Oct 10 '07 at 9:02am

haha, I love it.

Bramish on Oct 10 '07 at 9:02am

It was still on 6% after my vote. It must have another fan.

iPear on Oct 10 '07 at 9:02am

"Boy, I'ma take a switch to yo' ass" is my new threat.

d3d on Oct 10 '07 at 9:06am

yeah that's a good point. and come to think of it my boyfriend beats the crap out of me too. i'll buy seven.

Torakamikaze on Oct 10 '07 at 9:11am

I tried learnding new things, but he beat me anyway. I think he's just jealous of my new suede boots.

Krakaboom on Oct 10 '07 at 9:20am

Some of us happen to like a good beating.

Well, not me, obviously.

-cough-

d3d on Oct 10 '07 at 9:22am

i finally bothered to vote and i really liked a lot of them. especially ?!!#!?!

littlem on Oct 10 '07 at 9:55am

make a new one.

It should read, "He beats me 'cause I'm stooopid"

JamieMelani on Oct 10 '07 at 9:57am

Leon. See, now that was my SECOND favorite that no one liked. I think maybe kids today don't remember Woodstock and Q-bert like we do. Damn kids. They need a beatin!

JamieMelani on Oct 10 '07 at 10:10am

Oh. and Torakamikaze, "I hate fake people, especially mannequins" is pretty goddamn cute.

Torakamikaze on Oct 10 '07 at 10:20am

why thank you

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