I'm The Bee's Knees AND The Cat's Meow
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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gimp like a pimp
of 52 votes, 4% like it
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never challange an anarchist's authority
of 52 votes, 4% like it
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Screw you, scientists....Pluto will ALWAYS be my favorite planet.
of 52 votes, 33% like it
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Yes, vicodin DOES impair your driving abilities.
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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FREE NICOLE!!!! oh wait, nevermind....
of 52 votes, 4% like it
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minaminah (dododododo)
of 52 votes, 2% like it
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ghettotech?
of 52 votes, 2% like it
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Member of the Storm Trooper National Guard
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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World of Warcraft stole my friends
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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uhdowaht?
of 53 votes, 4% like it
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i had a really cool slogan, but someone submitted it already
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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my 14 year old internet boyfriend from finland thinks youre lame.
of 52 votes, 21% like it
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the best part of the word "believe" is the "lie&qu
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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are you in denial?
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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stupidest question ever: are you in denial??
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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i can't think of anything else....
of 52 votes, 4% like it
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put THAT on wikipedia
of 52 votes, 21% like it
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i have a dream.....sicle.
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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Coulrophobia: Fear of Clowns
of 52 votes, 4% like it
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would you like some raisins? no? how about a date?
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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Overlord Bush is watching you.
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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i don't know what a touchdown is. neither does our football team
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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i <3 neopets
of 52 votes, 2% like it
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Re-Planetize Pluto!!!
of 52 votes, 23% like it
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not all who wander are lost.
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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it seems that you've mis-underestimated me....
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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ashes to ashes, dust to dust, life's short, so party we must.
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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you're not an ugly person, you're just a really pretty monkey!
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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has anyone ever told you that you look just like Charles Manson?
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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thank you for calling the suicide hotline. please hold....
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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i'm a member of secret society
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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this shirt violates no copyright laws.
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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life kills rebels; death gets the rest.
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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what if....?
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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live the life you love
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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wasting time so you don't have to
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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happy fun circle time
of 53 votes, 4% like it
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make known the unknown
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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this shirt accentuates my savage tan.
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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Don't be a Nader hater.
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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if it's on wikipedia, it must be true.
of 52 votes, 21% like it
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if it's on myspace, it must be true.
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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benefit humanity. go play in traffic.
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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SMILE!! happy people are 99% less likely to commit suicide!
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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ooh, zing!
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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most likely to buy a t-shirt online.
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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language is meaningless, but words are everything
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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somebody stole my slogan idea.
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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all my life's lessons, i learned from donnie darko.
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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what's the use?
of 52 votes, 4% like it
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soccer players kick balls
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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commence super awesomeness
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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observe the tranquility of the mind in chaos
of 52 votes, 4% like it
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you're seeing this because i'm broke.
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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velociraptors. extinct, but not forgotten.
of 52 votes, 25% like it
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and now, a word from our sponsers.
of 52 votes, 4% like it
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i fear i suffer from an undiagnosed mental illness.
of 52 votes, 21% like it
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being awesome is my forte
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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my psychology teacher told me i was a jedi.
of 52 votes, 19% like it
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^white belt ninja^
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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vote voldemort in 2008 for a brighter future.
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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if you're a vegitarian, can you eat animal crackers?
of 52 votes, 31% like it
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never trust a chinese restaurant next to a veterinary clinic
of 53 votes, 26% like it
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Morgue: Chillin' What You're Killin'
of 52 votes, 33% like it
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if a seagull eats a piece of fried chicken, is it cannibalism?
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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\m/O.O\m/ rock on
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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85.7% of all statistics are misleading.
of 52 votes, 27% like it
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when you're not looking, this phrase is wrote in invisible ink.
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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peace, love, and the pursuit of purpose.
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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imaginary friends study imaginary numbers.
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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totally radical, dude.
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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I'm A White Belt Ninja
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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will breakdance for socks.
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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there's less violence in the world when people get along.
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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Peace: The Superior Firepower
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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when life gives you tomatoes, throw them at bad comedians.
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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at least i'm down to earth about the fact i'm unrealistic
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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everything happens for a reason i make up.
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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If you're going to lie, at least be honest about it.
of 52 votes, 27% like it
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