Carbon Dioxide. My greatest contribution to society.
of 31 votes, 42% like it
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Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus, Nerds are from Earth.
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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I'm Pyschic. How do I know? Because I knew you would read this.
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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Plagerism is the sincerest form of procrastination.
of 54 votes, 20% like it
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By reading this sentence you agree to greet me with a smile
of 54 votes, 20% like it
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Staring is the sincerest form of infatuation.
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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It's not that I don't like you...I'm just allergic to you.
of 54 votes, 22% like it
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Most of my vocabulary consist of four letter words.
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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My favorite words consist of four letters.
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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When we tell our kids how we met, we can show them this shirt.
of 54 votes, 20% like it
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The greatest gift you can give me right now is your smile.
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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Happiness is a dish best served at a buffet.
of 53 votes, 6% like it
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I need this information from you before we talk: A/S/L?
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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My age represents how many years I've been single.
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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One thing that turns me on is eye contact.
of 52 votes, 27% like it
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There's plenty of fish in the sea, but I'm waiting for a mermaid.
of 53 votes, 21% like it
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ewe R sofa king we taught it.
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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