'something deep and philosophical'
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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(Thinks: 'I wonder what she looks like naked?')
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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(Thinks: 'I wonder whether he wants children?')
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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...but at least it made you notice me, right?
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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100 % quality product from earth
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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A sweet kiss at night, makes the next day alright.
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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Absurd turns to normal next to me.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Alliterations are antiquated!
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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Average t-shirt, average person. Nothing more, nothing less.
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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Bicycle thieves are like pure evil.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Clothes are just an illusion. In fact we're all naked!
of 46 votes, 20% like it
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Did I just miss something?
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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Dito.
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Do I look like I know the answer?!
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Don't worry, I have the remote control for the lights...
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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Fine and dandy, indeed.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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For a change, let's all take our clothes off...!
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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Forget candy, I want sex!
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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Gender is an illusion.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Give me a cookie and I'll surprise you in a mind-blowing way...
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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Going out is not what it's cracked up to be any more....
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Happy my life isn't as boring as this shirt.
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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I do have a face.
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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I doubt people actually read what's written on t-shirts.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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I like strawberry-flavored tooth paste.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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I secretly have a crush on that guy (girl) behind you.
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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I talk to my plants.
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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I wish I could think of something witty to say now.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I'm bored with love. What else can you offer me?
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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If I'm not back in five minutes....wait another five.
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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If I'm smiling you must have done something right!
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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In my world talking mice sew my clothes.
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Inhaling bathroom cleaner - one of housewives' secret pleasures!
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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Interesting is a stretchable term.
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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Is it dark here or am I still wearing my sunglasses?
of 46 votes, 22% like it
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Let me just say: You brilliantly summed this up!
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Let's face it: Nobody actually likes root beer!
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Let's have children! (just saving time here)
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Let's just pretend this never happened...
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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Let's not pretend to be something we're clearly not...!
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Life's not what it's cracked up to be any more....
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Lost but lovely
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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Low expectations are the secret of optimists.
of 46 votes, 22% like it
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Magic honey made me unpredictable.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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May I ask: Who is responsible for this?
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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Michael Knight was my father figure.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Mom was right all along when it comes to boys...
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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My last life was more fun.
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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Nevermind, I like red wine stains on my shirt!
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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Nothing is sexier than a clever pick-up line!
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Now that you're here you might as well get me a candy bar.
of 46 votes, 20% like it
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Obviously his shirt made her want to find out....
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Oh, I thought you were joking...!
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Oh, so that's how the world works...!
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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One minute ago it said something clever.
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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Our grandchildren won't believe this is how we met...!
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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Pineapple pidgeon project - that's a band, duh!
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Plan B to catch your attention
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Plan B? Could be me!
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Seeing you makes me wish I had candy to attract you with.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Sing a song for me, my friend!
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Sorry, what exactly do you mean by 'no'...?
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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The answer to all your questions is: window cleaner.
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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There you are! I've been looking for you all over the place!
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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This t-shirt could be the beginning of a wonderful conversation.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Too bad, you just missed my interpretation of Flashdance!
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Trick: Pretend to totally dig my shirt.
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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Wait....did you just hear that 'click'?
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Watching a movie is just foreplay.
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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What song would you be? (trying to be interesting part 17)
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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When I grow up I want to be a sweater!
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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Why, ain't you a sweet little fellow...!
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Would you fix my bicycle?
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Yes is the new no.
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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Yes, I'm wearing a wig.
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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You must be really bored...
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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You read this for a reason. Watch out for the sign!
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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You see me, therefore I exist.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Your awesomeness has left me speechless.
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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of 9 votes, 11% like it
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