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of 41 votes, 12% like it
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Lunch: the breakfast of procrastinating champions.
of 65 votes, 40% like it
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Laying low & saving flow.
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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Breakfast: the dinner of late night champions.
of 55 votes, 24% like it
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If a cellphone rings in the woods, does it still get reception?
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Flying invisible cats must be killing all the birds.
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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Snow is the coolest precipitation.
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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Android Arms: The waves of the future.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Police & Doughnuts Partners in crime since 1939.
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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Slugs are just homeless snails with no where else to turn.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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Computers with arms are going to be the wave of the future.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Owners who love their cats will tell them the dangers of catnip.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I was gonna crowd surf, but I can't find my board.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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My computer is the only one who loves me, but I gave it spyware.
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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I > U
Just a theorem.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Even punches thrown by Browns QB's are intercepted.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Chubby Bunny Champion! DNR.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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My computer is the only one who really loves me.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I'm Pimento, and I'm looking for someone to call my Olive.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Earth is the only real contender on Dancing with the Stars.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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How can olive oil be extra virgin when pimento is getting it on?
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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If life gives you oranges don't compare them to apples.
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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If at first you don't succeed, reboot and try again.
of 37 votes, 27% like it
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The content under the shirt is mature. Sign in to continue.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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You might remember me from the grid.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Fax me a fossil while you're hanging out with all the dinosaurs.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I'm new here. <Map Pin>
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Try 'Silence!', The breakfast of librarians.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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The answer is always know.
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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Wake me up when its Friday.
of 36 votes, 22% like it
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You're watching me in HD.
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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It's way past my bedtime.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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An apple a day keeps the spyware away.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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So do the birds end up marrying the bees? I'm so confused.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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My kind of dealer has 52 business cards.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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I'm just a big truck that got stuck in a series of tubes.
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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There is no 'we' in 'I'.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Babies. Everywhere.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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I'm a sad panda too.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Check out my goat tee.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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Oh the huge mandarin tree!
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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"Miss Smartypants"
The original edible underwear.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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I don't know exactly how this shirt works; I just wear it.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Stupid is as trupid duhz.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Don't all zombies like turtles?
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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You are special and unique snowflake. Now go melt.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Internets, activate!
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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You should probably wash your hands before you eat that booger.
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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come on over to myspace so I can twitter all over your facebook
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Illegal Aliens: Life On The Run In A UFO.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Scratch n Sniff
(What you're smelling is my BO) (in subscript)
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Thinking long and hard about something is still perverted.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Verbs like to do it on paper.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Verbs: making everything happen since invention of language.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Even dumb people know I'm smart.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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I'd never unfriend you.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Square pizza is mathematically satisfying because ¶r²
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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It's all fun and games until you die.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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My party mix recently went nuts.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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If the moon is made of cheese we're going to need more crackers.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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This show is boring. Someone change the channel.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Excuse me while I ride off into the sunset.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Oh, Hi there. I'll be filling in for David today.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Someone hand me a beer before I remember this.
of 11 votes, 45% like it
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Happy New Year! I spent mine with Tiger.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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If someone will get me a cape, I will attempt to fly.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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My hard drive has several ghosts.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I roll with the get-a-long gang and we only commit love crimes.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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The radio is the soundtrack to your grand theft auto.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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If a spotted egg hatched into a dinosaur I'd ride it too!
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Street fighters aren't as near as cool as the consoles portrayed.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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The fire inside my head is what hurts me the most.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Tiger Woods Is My Future Husband.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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It's Recession Time!
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Baseball: America's Past Pastime
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Adam & Steve: and there wouldn't have been an original sin.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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We're laughing at you, not with you.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Dancing is standing's gay cousin.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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I love musicals! when I can find the mute button.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Amish are just die hard retro.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Early to bed, early to rise... fish like worms, tell no lies.
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Why do weasels pop? That makes no sense.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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The partying bird eats the tequila worm.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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The early worm is breakfast for an early bird.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Remember: the early worm gets eaten.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Disco isn't dead it just got a bad groin injury from doing splits
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Hospitals are no way to treat the injured.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Square pizza would be more mathematically satisfying.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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I will steal your meal.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Potty mouth is a nasty way to word anything if you think about it
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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With all the snowflakes, you'd think there'd be some repeats.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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The man of my dreams is Freddy.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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There's nothing soft about softball.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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If you're a mutant and you know it clap your flippers.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Hey kid, I'm computer! Stop all the downloadin'.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Vegetarians are still eating lifeforms.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Save the whales, ride an orca.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Squirrels can't save this nut.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Got slightly modified cow sweat?
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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501 because style 404 denim jeans would be too revealing.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I am the team leader. Everyone defend the base.
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Inputs vs. Outputs
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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When life gives you melons get ready for back problems.
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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Laughter is medicine to the ears.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Ninjas move quicker than the speed of dark.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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I even cheat at entering cheat codes.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Areyouclaustrophobic?
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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When life gives you lemon hands make everyone squeeze them.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Choose your words wisely, spartan.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Dragons were the hipsters of dinosaur society.
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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Flame on! :Smore Ingredients With Marshmallow On Fire:
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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Gamers do it with their joysticks.
of 25 votes, 36% like it
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Today's pirates lack the ability to find and plunder booty.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Firefighters have to fight fire with fire.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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All my ancestors are from the underground.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Could you please rephrase this question in the form of an answer?
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Say it to me in HTML.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Computer nerds do it online.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Uninstall! Uninstall!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Spyware: Blinging out your PC since 1995.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Time travel is real: You lose 3 hours every visit to the airport
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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FYI FYL
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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Seat's taken.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Camels aren't the only mammals that like two humps.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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I once modified my car to run on only brainpower.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Enough whipped cream will make anything a dessert.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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If BSOD occurs and no one is logged in does it still make a beep?
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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I was going for more of a poop brown.
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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Over the limit under arrest. Over the border forget the offense.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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:Open For Business Sign - Front; Closed For Business Sign - Back:
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I think maybe we should just eat friends.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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My more futuristic recipes call for a wrinkle of thyme.
of 18 votes, 39% like it
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My more futuristic recipes call for a wrinkle in thyme.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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Record junkies should always use a clean needle.
of 18 votes, 39% like it
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I rent to pwn.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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Heavy Metal shouldn't be recycled.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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The Rapture is God's hip-hop album.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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MP3s were a sound idea.
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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Darwin's theory of evolution hasn't evolved much.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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North Koreans have no Seoul.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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Fireflies would be much cooler if they were actually on fire.
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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Slow people need fast food.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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A flying squirrel would make an awesome kite.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Adult stores don't even sell adults.
of 22 votes, 41% like it
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Mathematicians are people²
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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I'd read books more often if they were movies.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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I can spell. :Picture of a wizard's wand:
of 24 votes, 33% like it
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You need to speak up: I can't hear you over the voices in my head
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Photos or it didn't happen!
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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If you see my car keys tell em I miss em.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Pogo Sticks were on the decline before a quick rebound in the 90s
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Calculators/Rulers/ Protractors -- weapons of Math Instruction.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Directions: there's a map for that.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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Kids don't know I'm their dad.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Stilt use is always on the uprise.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Injured Dairy Farmers are the best at milking their benefits.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I've never met a homeless turtle.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Plan A was my Plan B.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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The Porn Industry: the perfect blend of work and pleasure.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Velcro: keeping grandpa's shoes on since 1941.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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When chimps go bananas bad things can happen.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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I've mustered all the ketchup I have.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Oral sex is all fun and games until someone gets an eye poked out
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I'm not suffering from succotash.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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A barrel full of monkeys sounds more like animal abuse.
of 19 votes, 37% like it
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Owls are always such a hoot.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Uranus is out of this world!
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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UFOs Are Out of This World!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Nature is a battlefield :Picture/Zebras and Lions in a gun fight:
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Being a door-to-door glue salesperson would become tacky quickly.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Shhh... text me. I'm afraid the elephants might be listening in..
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I'm a botanist looking to plant my stem cells.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Most averages are mean.
of 30 votes, 43% like it
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Don't forget to bring an owl.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Nibbles: The original snake on a plane.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I don't mind if you smoke as long as you don't catch on fire.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Sorry I'm late, I've been wrestling with a python in the bathroom
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Vegetables are just all the fruits that no one wants to adopt.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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I'll be back in 20.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Please excuse me while I give myself a haircut.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Don't forget to feed the dog your homework.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I would enjoy a nice photograph.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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2010, Here I Come!
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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This is a shirt.
This is a shirt on rugs.
Any questions?
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Just give me a cigar and call me sarge.
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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You probably haven't heard of me yet; I'm from the underground.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I wish this shirt was all my missing socks.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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The thick brown acid tripped over the lazy hippies.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Despite the name, Fisting is not handfuls of fun.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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Sorry my software was acting up cause it was on its trial period
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Keep yo chompas lookn awesome brush em twice a day you flossin'.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Yo mommas so fat we should all help her diet and exercise.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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'Nilla please!
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I wonder if Hummingbirds can hum if you split their tongue?
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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The birds and the bees are doing it wrong.
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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There's no time for democracy this is GUERILLA.BAS!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I went to jail and all I did was steal this shirt.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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TSA even wants to scan all angels before they fly into the US.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Meet Prancer: the reindeer that may cause cancer.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Throwing Up: An alcoholics way of giving back to the community!
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Internet Safety: Remember, unseeing images is not yet supported.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Liars: Creators of Great Alternative Endings That Never Aired.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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SUVs would make perfect skates for a giant robot.
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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Rollerskates are cars you wear on your feet.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Stunt car drivers do it in the front seat.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Fossils are nature's fruit cake.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Kittens: demon spawn in a cute cuddly wrapper.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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I eight a sandbox.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Death: The Final Final Frontier.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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I can save you hundreds on car insurance. Stop driving.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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The very late bird gets the tequila worm.
of 13 votes, 38% like it
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All my good ideas come to me on the toilet, but some slip by...
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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My dream job is being a career criminal; I'll cut you if you tell
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Wham bam thank you m'am. :graphic of woman pic. frame / hammer:
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Where have all the reverse cowgirls gone?
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Sorry, the deli is all out of meet.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Pants: keeping people decent since 1403.
of 13 votes, 38% like it
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Who keeps stealing all my hamburgers?
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Please do not modify below this dotted line
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of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Don't shank me, bro.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Jail isn't as exciting as it sounded on TV.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Lorem
ipsum dolor sit amet
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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The Brown Acid quickly jumped over the lazy hippies.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Dinosaurs are in the bible, but they didn't add to the plot.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Corn Dogs: what will they think of next?!
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Grab a tissue we all got issues.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Fishing: once you try it, you're bound to get hooked!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Gravity: Ruining the moon walk since the invention of Earth.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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If it casts a shadow I'm not interested.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Decapitation: Its not the best way to get a head in life.
of 16 votes, 44% like it
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I robbed a bank and all I got was this pen on a chain.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Your ramen is weak! You lack discipline and the lil flavor pack
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Someone poke me with a stick, I think I died and went to heaven.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Where's the freaking van?!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Cat Litter: Unwanted Waste Or Buried Treasure? You Decide!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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FML Presents: The Young Graduates w/ special guest Unpayable Bill
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Eating mushrooms is like french kissing mold's sexy older sister.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Anonymous is just internet slang for smartass.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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Physical challenge!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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This think tank needs a flush handle and a blue biscuit.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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The word 'Dragon' is dinosaur for awesome.
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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Hot Dogs: Food Industry Recycling In Action!
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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It's rumored I'll eat anything if you put between a bun.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Flying: It's not just for the birds anymore.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Who peed all over the floor and made you janitor?
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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DO NOT FEED THE HUMANS!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Dangerous is my mother's friend's third cousin's maiden name.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Vacuums suck, but hair dryers blow.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I'll apologize, but I'm not taking off my galoshes.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Your cold pricalies are slowly killing everyones warm fuzzies.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Zombie Manuals: Night of the Unread.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Why have a floppy drive when you could have a hard disk?
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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To err is human. To Error 404 is file not found.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I'm never satisfied unless you're satisfied.
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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Computers do it with 1s and 0s.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I'd take a shower if opening an umbrella inside wasn't bad luck.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Help us save the whales! (for a blubber-filled dessert).
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Knowing how to battle is half the battle.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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I ban bad IPs.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Barking spiders are very hard to spot, but can easily be smelled.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Checkers: Chess With Training Wheels.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Split happens.
(6-10 Split Picture Below Slogan)
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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UFO abduction's all fun and games until you're ALIENated.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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You and your 8-track mind...
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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VHS is still in BETA.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I'm taking medication for my drug dependencies.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Where My Invisible Dogs At?
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Kicks: Martial Arts Tested, Sensei Approved.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Lets all go Paperless. Step 1: Read the printed instructions.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Nightmares: Ruining the Dream Since Forever.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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My other car is a computer. (I telecommute.)
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Santana Will Not Bring You Gifts.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Cakes Mix Everything Batter.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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I'd pay more attention, but the conversion rate isn't that great.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Frag 'em all-- let the admin sort them out.
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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It's not the spork that bends...
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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There is no spoon...
but I do see a fork.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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News Bulletin: Spooning may lead to Forking.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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It's not easy bein' easy.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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You think you can talk your way out of this conversation?
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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How many iPhone killers does it take to kill an iPhone?
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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If I appear to be dead, then feel free to poke me with a stick.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Thanks for finding me, but our princess is in another castle.
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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My Other Shirt Is Still In Beta
of 31 votes, 23% like it
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I'm terrible at sports. I can't even surf the Internets.
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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It's going to be 'OK'; just click 'Cancel'.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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Many cotton balls dyed so I could be free to wear this t-shirt.
of 27 votes, 37% like it
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Falwless Tpying
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Designers do it with style.
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Pirates do their duty to find that booty.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Keep Threadless Legal. Vote Yes On Issue 5$.
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Cyborgs are humans too-- just slightly more evil & robotic.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Silent esses are Illinoising.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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My other shirt was a symbiote.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Computer nerds will do anything to get into your box.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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I got 10011001 problems, but reading binary ain't one.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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This shirt may cause cancer.
of 40 votes, 23% like it
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