3 Minute Cake

Three-quarter (3/4) cup of cake mix (Duncan Hines (DH), or Pillsbury (PB), not Jiffy—less soda maybe? as Jiffy requires less egg…)
Six (6) tablespoons of diet or non-diet soda into a large coffee mug… scale recipe 1x per person.

Mix well… no crumbliness in mix… the wise use whisk.
Cook for 2 minutes – 2:22 minutes on HIGH in a clean microwave.
Should rise; if not your batter is no good and you fail at cake.

Let cool or get burnt.
Serve to face.

Optionally, add ice crème for a bigger taste sensation.

Known good mixes:
Faygo Moon Mist (MM) Soda + Funfetti (PB)
MM + Lemon Cake Mix (DH)
MM + Strawberry (PB)

Moon Mist is between the taste of Sprite & Mountain Dew.