.......................................................... - Mime
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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4 out of 5 people choose C
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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5 out of 5 doctors don't agree
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Airport x-rays like to see inside your sole.
of 8 votes, 38% like it
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Always wear silkscreen in the sun.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Beards are in your face!
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Beards. With time they'll grow on you, unless you're a girl.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Beards. With time they'll grow on you, unless your a girl.
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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Big brothers need to get a life.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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BOLD IS BEST USED FOR MAKING STATEMENTS
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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BOLD STATEMENTS ARE EASIER TO READ
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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BOLD STATEMENTS ARE JUST EASIER TO READ
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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BOLD STATEMENTS ARE MORE LEGIBLE (all bold)
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Bold, Regular and Italic are all acceptable types.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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Bulls never shopped for china in the first place.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Buy one get one free Tibet.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Carbon footprints make bad impressions.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Carefree after mail in rebate
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Carefree with purchase of one care of equal or lesser value.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Comic Sans, we don't need any more of your type around here.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Customer service gets everything in return.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Do big brothers have nothing better to do than to watch you?
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Do people seriously laugh out loud?
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Donkey - The original Jack-ass
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Donkeys are the original Jack-Asses
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Drama people are good at making a scene
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Drama people love making scenes
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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Dusting after you fall is probably the least of your concern.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Employee of the month is the winner and the loser
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Failure is an acquired taste.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Failure tastes like chicken
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Fine Print * Always behind the star of the ad.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Fine print turns me off.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Firecrackers are not a good snack.
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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Free Tibet with mail- in rebate
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Garden gnomes protect the lawn
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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glass half awesome
of 19 votes, 37% like it
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Hemorrhoid, you are a pain in my ass.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Hemorrhoids are really a pain in the ass.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I almost drowned at the river dance
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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I always wear silkscreen in the sun
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I am a multi-procraster
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I am always surrounded by quotation marks.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I am not responsible for my inactivity
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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I began with an army crawl.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I don't care that you are apathetic.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I don't feel any safer with a garden gnome.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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I ENJOY BOLD STATEMENTS (all bold)
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I got burned by some jerk chicken.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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I hate that you're so negative.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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I have a garden gnome - for my safety.
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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I just found a mouth in my beard.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I know 100% of nothing.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I live in a panicked state
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I need a bold statement (In Italic)
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I only laugh to myself.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I only taste failure
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I really don't care for your apathy.
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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I scream. You scream. We all scream for excessive screaming.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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I support groups
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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I support groups of people with similar issues.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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I take full responsibility for my inactions.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I went to the meet market and only saw skin
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I'm not sure I want to be everything I dream about.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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I'm single but I know someone who would get mad at that statement
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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If a tree falls in the woods, do the other trees laugh?
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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If a tree falls in the woods, does anyone make fun of it?
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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If life gives you lemons - lemon beverages won't help.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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If life gives you lemons. Feed them to a child.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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If we free Tibet, where are we going to put it?
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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If you don't have anything nice to say, don't talk to my mom.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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If your audience is naked, you might get distracted.
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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It is so right I don't want to be left.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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It's a small world but I seriously need help cleaning it.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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It's a small world, but I don't wanna be stuck cleaning it.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Lawyers have great eye sight when it comes to reading legal copy
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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Legal Copy. The star of every ad.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Long story short - I just watched the movie
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Long story short is a great start.
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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Long story short is called MOVIE
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Long story short isn't worth going into.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Long story short will bore less.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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LWDTAM (Laugh without disturbing those around me)
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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LWDTAM (Laughing without disturbing those around me)
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Make all statements BOLD! (bold)
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Mr. Porcupine is a sharp dresser.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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My best said he wasn't coming.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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My fans are always oscillating
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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My fans blow.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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My shirt is more popular than me.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Nice!
Please comment on mine www.threadless.com/submission/spam
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Non-fiction is for real
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Not such a small world, when it comes to cleaning it.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Other people would wear this shirt.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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People in drama are always making a scene
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Plans are made for tomorrow
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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Roses are rose and violets are violet. Unless otherwise notified.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Russian people need to chill.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Shipping is an old way of delivery
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Silk-screen can protect you from harmful UV rays.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Support groups have issues
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Teenage was a dark period.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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That is some fine print.
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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The movie was better. I can't make out while reading.
of 22 votes, 36% like it
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The teenage is a dark period.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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The teenage is part of human evolution.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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There are no stupid questions, just stupid sayings.
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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This is all I have to say to you.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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This is my bold STATEMENT (only statement is bolded)
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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This shirt was brought to you by popular demand
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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Throwing two cents in wouldn't get you anywhere.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Victory tastes like chicken
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Villains never watch their explosions.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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What cha garden gnome?
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Whiplash is a pain in my neck.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Who died and made you sole benefactor of decisions?
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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You are right here. In front of me.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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You know what people say about guys with big carbon footprints...
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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